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[2010/12/23 06:23] Mercury: Important announcement: Shame on you! 7 friendlies on base and NO OICs! That is all...

[2010/12/23 06:23] (COM): Zacharias Bardasch: MERCURY, GO DIE.

[2010/12/23 06:23] (COM): Ayaka Jupiter: I'm not an officer. :/

[2010/12/23 06:23] (COM): Ayaka Jupiter: I <3 Mercury. :)

[2010/12/23 06:23] (COM): Zacharias Bardasch: GO FOR IT, AYAKA.

[2010/12/23 06:23] (COM): Zacharias Bardasch: /1oic:1

[2010/12/23 06:23] (COM): Zacharias Bardasch: CLAIM IT GOGOGOGOGO.

[2010/12/23 06:23] (COM): Ayaka Jupiter: nooooooo

[2010/12/23 06:24] (COM): Zacharias Bardasch: DO EEET.

[2010/12/23 06:24] (COM): Ayaka Jupiter: Hell no.

[2010/12/23 06:24] (COM): Ayaka Jupiter: You do it.

[2010/12/23 06:24] (COM): Zacharias Bardasch: I DID FOR THE LAST SEVEN HOURS.

[2010/12/23 06:24] (COM): Zacharias Bardasch: Hell, NINE HOURS.

[2010/12/23 06:24] (COM): Ayaka Jupiter: Quit being a whiner and do it some more.

[2010/12/23 06:24] (COM): Zacharias Bardasch: I NEED SLEEP.

[2010/12/23 06:24] (COM): Zacharias Bardasch: ;-;

[2010/12/23 06:24] (COM): Ayaka Jupiter: Sleep is for the weak.

[2010/12/23 06:24] (COM): Ayaka Jupiter: We are not weak in Ordo.

[2010/12/23 06:24] (COM): Zacharias Bardasch: *Flails weakly*

[2010/12/23 06:25] (COM): Pr0wer Miles: pokes with a stick

[2010/12/23 06:25] (COM): Ayaka Jupiter: *parks a plane on Zach*

[2010/12/23 06:25] Mercury: Declaring new OIC for Titan: Decurion Zacharias Bardasch.

[2010/12/23 06:25] (COM): Zacharias Bardasch: Here's how I solve this.

[2010/12/23 06:25] (COM): Pr0wer Miles: woot

[2010/12/23 06:25] (COM): Ayaka Jupiter: lol

[2010/12/23 06:25] (COM): Zacharias Bardasch: *Logs out while OIC to shut it up for seven minutes*

[2010/12/23 06:26] (COM): Zacharias Bardasch: I win. ;D

[2010/12/23 06:26] (COM): Ayaka Jupiter: Isn't that against procedure?

[2010/12/23 06:26] (COM): Zacharias Bardasch: Maybe. I could care less, tbh.

[2010/12/23 06:26] (COM): Mercury SecretSpy: jerk

[2010/12/23 06:26] (COM): Pr0wer Miles: owned

[2010/12/23 06:26] (COM): Ron Bleac: Wow, Mercury just pwned you.

Mercury's a bigger jerk. ;-;

Edited by Zacharias Bardasch
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[21:49] Aryte Vesperia is Online

[21:49] Pr0wer Miles: oh fff boss wolf is on the station o.o;

[21:49] Aryte Vesperia: >:)

[21:49] Pr0wer Miles: I swear I didn't do anything D:

[21:50] Pr0wer Miles: mav made me do it

[21:50] Pr0wer Miles: >:/

[21:50] Maverick Garfield: i'm putting a mistletoe on my ass

[21:50] Aryte Vesperia: ...

[21:50] Aryte Vesperia: W--

[21:50] Aryte Vesperia: ... random

[21:50] Aryte Vesperia is Offline

[21:51] (COM): Pr0wer Miles: +1 pt for invictus xD

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[22:12] Eriksson Foxtrot: Holy shit, Paranormal activity was freaky. [pussy]

[22:12] Desereck Creeggan: pussssieeeee

[22:13] Eriksson Foxtrot: Lmao, I laughed throughout the video [manly man]

[22:13] Eriksson Foxtrot: It got freaky when she killed Micah.

[22:13] Eriksson Foxtrot: Fucking lol'd when the bitch got dragged

[22:16] Eriksson Foxtrot is Offline [rage quit]

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[22:12] Eriksson Foxtrot: Holy shit, Paranormal activity was freaky. [pussy]

[22:12] Desereck Creeggan: pussssieeeee

[22:13] Eriksson Foxtrot: Lmao, I laughed throughout the video [manly man]

[22:13] Eriksson Foxtrot: It got freaky when she killed Micah.

[22:13] Eriksson Foxtrot: Fucking lol'd when the bitch got dragged

[22:16] Eriksson Foxtrot is Offline [rage quit]

I was on my iPhone, and Afevis wanted me to go on skype.

Hate.

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[09:55] Mercury: Declaring new OIC for Titan: Duplicarius Sebris Montpark.

[09:55] Epic Shoop Weapon v0.7 whispers: .

¨¨/¯o\ /¯¯\

¨¨\__/ \_O/

¨¨¨.-------.

¨¨/ .-----. \

¨/ /¨¨¨¨/_/______________________

| |██████████████████████████▓▒░

| |███▓▒░ ¨ Sebris Montpark ¨ ░▒▓████▓▒░ <---Dante

| |██████████████████████████▓▒░

¨\ \¨¨¨¨¨\¯\¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯

¨¨\ `-----' /

¨¨¨`-------'

[09:55] (COM): Sebris Montpark: ...ASSUMING OIC

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[16:04] Ebeneezer Scrooge: I asked a girl with inflatable shoes out the other day.

[16:04] Ebeneezer Scrooge: I was quite annoyed when she stood me up.

[16:04] Markus Karlfeldt: wat

[16:04] Dante Bellic: i farted :D

[16:04] Dante Bellic masturbates furiously!

[16:04] Dante Bellic: ***

[16:04] Ebeneezer Scrooge: that was until i heard she'd popped her clogs.

WAT.

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[16:04] Ebeneezer Scrooge: I asked a girl with inflatable shoes out the other day.

[16:04] Ebeneezer Scrooge: I was quite annoyed when she stood me up.

[16:04] Markus Karlfeldt: wat

[16:04] Dante Bellic: i farted :D

][16:04] Dante Bellic masturbates furiously!

[16:04] Dante Bellic: ***

[16:04] Ebeneezer Scrooge: that was until i heard she'd popped her clogs.

WAT.

...Wow wtf. Wait, why is there an out of place "]" on the second Dante Bellic typing? :|

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[17:04] (COM): Keller Teichmann: Also, there is one thing cooler then muskets. Lever action rifles. Saw True Grit last night and really want one :[

[17:05] (COM): Mark Karlfeldt: Lever actions are for cowboys, and cowboys are gay

[17:05] (COM): Keller Teichmann: Mark, I am gay.

[17:06] (COM): Maverick Garfield: Mark can't figure out a lever action since it's not a pump.

[17:06] (COM): Mark Karlfeldt: I'm suprised you know how to operate anything more complicated than a fork you fat american

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[06:20] Jason Backer: Bonjour pat. j'mappelle Jason. j'adore prostituées.

[06:20] pat Vinciolo: Heu ...Bonjour Sir

[06:20] pat's translator: Um ... Hello Sir

[06:21] pat Vinciolo: Pouvez vous développer " prostitué " please :)

[06:21] pat's translator: Can you elaborate on "prostitute" please:)

[06:21] Jason Backer: Pouvez-vous me dire la direction au bordel le plus proche et la clinique de maladie sexuellement transmissible ?

[06:22] pat Vinciolo: No Sir je ne peux pas vous répondre à cette question :(

[06:22] pat's translator: No Sir I can not answer this question: (

[06:22] pat Vinciolo: je ne connais pas ce genre d' endroit Sir

[06:22] pat's translator: I do not know what kind of place Sir

[06:23] Jason Backer: C'est un endroit(une place) que Firefox aime aller.

[06:23] pat Vinciolo: :O

Edited by Trinity Heckroth
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[14:58] (COM): Trinity Heckroth: anyone got any ideas how I should cook this pork tenderloin?

[14:58] (COM): Tsume Xiao: NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST! :D

Serious answer: Marinate with whatever you like, smoke with applewood pellets at 165 Fahrenheit for 8-10 hours, and smother with Sweet Baby Ray's.

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[18:26] (COM): Mark Karlfeldt: My PDR-C de-authed. ;_;

[18:26] (COM): Mark Karlfeldt: Also Aryte

[18:26] (COM): FireFox Breed: i sec marky

[18:26] (COM): Mark Karlfeldt: Firefox. <3

[18:26] (COM): FireFox Breed: you might need to come to my office to get the auth back

[18:26] (COM): Acheron Gloom: >_>

[18:26] (COM): Acheron Gloom: ITS ATRAp

[18:27] (COM): Mark Karlfeldt: SOUNDS LEGIT

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[22:01] Eriksson Foxtrot: mercury

[22:01] Mercury SecretSpy: Greetings ma'am. Basic officer access granted. Be advised that certain functions may be restricted.

[22:01] Maverick Garfield: LOL

[22:01] Kithsuneca Eilde: XD!

[22:01] Maverick Garfield: you da bitch

[22:01] Ookamiwulf Lemton: mercury no waffle for you

[22:01] Eriksson Foxtrot: logoff

[22:01] Mercury SecretSpy: Logging you off.

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[0:37] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Mercury.

[0:37] Eriksson Foxtrot: Zrazor.

[0:37] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Dude, does this thing talk to you and stuff? :0

[0:37] Eriksson Foxtrot: mercury

[0:37] Mercury SecretSpy: Greetings ma'am. Basic officer access granted. Be advised that certain functions may be restricted.

[0:37] Eriksson Foxtrot: You need to do it like this.

[0:37] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: mercury

[0:37] Mercury SecretSpy: Greetings Commander. Full access granted. Be advised that certain system functions may still be restricted.

[0:37] Eriksson Foxtrot: WOW.

[0:37] Eriksson Foxtrot: OK.

[0:37] Eriksson Foxtrot: SHOW-OFF.

[0:37] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Oh shit

[0:37] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: You got Ma'am and I got COMMANDER

[0:37] Eriksson Foxtrot: DUDE.

[0:37] Eriksson Foxtrot: WHAAAAT.

[0:38] Eriksson Foxtrot: logoff

[0:38] Mercury SecretSpy: Logging you off.

[0:38] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: logoff

[0:39] Mercury SecretSpy: Logging you off commander.

[0:39] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: HA

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