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Most Interesting (non pornagraphic) Movies on your shelf

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Post the names of your favorite non-mainstream movies on your rack here and describe them briefly for those that may not have seen them. Then feel free to share why. This can be live-action, Anime, Animated.

  1. Shaun of the Dead: British made movie that makes fun of zombie films, filmed by the same director that made Snatch. Excellent comedy and british humor
  2. Hot Fuzz: Movie that makes fun of most Action/Cop movies, also made by the same director and actors from Shaun of the Dead.
  3. Snatch: Helarious movie about a stolen diamond and how it comes to effect the lives of every character in the film. Same drector as Shaun of the dead and Hot Fuzz
  4. Earthian: Interesting Anime depicting Angels as an incredibly technological race that watches over humans like a science experiment. It's sci-fi meets Theology. Lots of gay undertones, but still good film.

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1. Priceless: French movie about a gold digger and a hotel attendent falling in love with her. Absolutely hilarious movie.

2. Perfect Blue: Older anime movie about an idol and her plight in career changes and fanatics. Quite the psychological thriller; written and directed as a movie rather than a traditional anime. Dub is surprisingly better in some parts than the original voice acting.

3. Orange County: College acceptance goes awry. Colin Hanks (Tom Hanks son) gets his transcript misplaced with a stoner's (administrative mixup). Ex-gold-digging mother, off-the-wall brother (Jack Black), among others who are seemingly unable to help him. Hilarity ensues!

4. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: Vivid tale of the dream-like world of the mind and its memories. A story of love that can never be truly broken through medical science. Amazingly yet minimalist piano scores by Jon Brion (plus Beck's rendition of Everybody's Gotta Learn Sometime), and another great dramatic performance by Jim Carrey among others. I think this was his third major dramatic movie after the Majestic and Truman Show. One of my favorites of all time.

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A Clockwork Orange - Being the adventures of a young man whose principle interests are Beethoven, milk, and rape.

Dawn of the Dead - The original version, not the crap-ass Drowning Pool garbage remake made to appeal to hoodie-wearing 15-year-olds.

Pulp Fiction - SAY "WHAT" AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKER, SAY "WHAT" AGAIN, I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER, SAY "WHAT" ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME.

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Fight Club - Durr.

Wall-e - As a 3d animation major, I watch it for the movie, but also to go "HEY, THAT'S JUST A PLAIN OLD PHONG SHADER. THOSE BRILLIANT ASSHOLES."

Battleship Potemkin - One of the first great propaganda films. Totally silent, but still, it doesn't need sound to make it's point. And even though it's over-the-top biased propaganda, it's still convincing and leaves an impression.

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Equilibrium

Zatoichi - I love the old school ones, but I have a special place in my heart for Takeshi Kitano's revamped version.

It has: Fast-paced sword fights; great, if sometimes grim, sense of humour, and dancing. IT'S AWESOME BABY.

Kung Fu Hustle - omg I want to join the Axe Gang.

Shaolin Soccer - Also made by the guy who made Kung Fu Hustle (Stephen Chow). Absolutely hilarious.

Andrei Tarkovsky's Stalker: Based on the short novel "Roadside Picnic", which with the movie serves as the basis for STALKER: Shadow of Cherynobyl and it's sequel. Asks questions of human nature, faith, and moral dilemmas

without providing any answers, it's set against a strange and haunting wilderness punctuated by industrial remains. Tarkovsky's cinematography and pacing is so perfect and memorable. I'd say it's one of the greatest films ever.

The Fountain - Can't even begin to describe it. The visual impact coupled with a brilliant score, and a powerful story left me awed.

Fritz Lang's Metropolis - If you haven't seen this film in it's restored condition with the intended score, you've missed out on one of the greatest films in history. Do not even dignify the horribly butchered "gothic" version, spend the cash, if you're going to buy it, on the best restoration you can find.

Seven Samurai - You're a fucking philistine if you haven't seen this film. Brilliant story, and innovative in it's presentation of action and dramatic elements, it also serves as a harsh commentary on pre and post-war Japan and it's cultural perceptions.

The Thief and the Cobbler - Possibly the greatest animated film you've never heard of nor seen, it's been left in an incomplete state for a very long time. Entirely hand drawn, and absent much of the intended dialog, it's still very impressive. Seek out and view the most complete version you can. You won't regret it.

On a side note:

The Two Worst Movies I've ever seen -

Plan 9 from Outer Space - Ed Wood's Opus. The ultimate failure of a film, it uses hubcaps as ufo's, chiropractors as Bela Lugosi stand-ins, and impotently angry aliens. Also includes one of the worst opening "cautions" in history.

This is generally agreed upon as the Worst Movie in the entirety of Human History. The only other real contender is Robot Monster, which I have yet to view.

The Blackhole - Made by Disney in the late 70's, I was shown this in a middle school science class by our teacher.

It was made truly terrible by the fact that my teacher insisted it was scientifically accurate in it's depiction of black holes. From there, toss in a hammy villain, would be rip-offs of Star Wars droids, and some of the least sensible acting, directing, and writing I've ever had the horrified fascination to witness, and you have the second worse film I've ever born witness too. It is prime fodder for the likes of smart-ass commentary ala MST3k.

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On a side note:

The Two Worst Movies I've ever seen -

Plan 9 from Outer Space - Ed Wood's Opus. The ultimate failure of a film, it uses hubcaps as ufo's, chiropractors as Bela Lugosi stand-ins, and impotently angry aliens. Also includes one of the worst opening "cautions" in history.

This is generally agreed upon as the Worst Movie in the entirety of Human History. The only other real contender is Robot Monster, which I have yet to view.

The Blackhole - Made by Disney in the late 70's, I was shown this in a middle school science class by our teacher.

It was made truly terrible by the fact that my teacher insisted it was scientifically accurate in it's depiction of black holes. From there, toss in a hammy villain, would be rip-offs of Star Wars droids, and some of the least sensible acting, directing, and writing I've ever had the horrified fascination to witness, and you have the second worse film I've ever born witness too. It is prime fodder for the likes of smart-ass commentary ala MST3k.

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Robot Monster was pretty bad, too. It's rivaled Plan 9 From Outer Space for bad acting and directing.

I had to write my Film Study final paper on Plan 9. I could only watch it in segments, because it was so horrible I could not stop laughing at points. Even Kriswell's contradictory opening segment nearly brings me to tears. I also had to watch Robot Monster, but I am of the opinion that Plan 9 is on a completely different level, so terrible that it becomes comedy. In fact, just about any of Ed Wood's movies could take the cake for 'worst film ever', only Plan 9 is the only one that's so bad it's funny. The rest are just awkward.

I did see Stalker, based on Roadside Picnic, but it was not entirely what I expected. I think Shadow of Chernobyl kind of diluted it, at least in terms of story. Still an enjoyable watch however, excellent cinematography throughout.

As for Equilibrium, that one I don't touch. I love-hate it, love it because of the story and action scenes, but hate it because, well, the actors were too good at showing no emotion.

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