RazorFox Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 yo yo yo bitches wtf is up im back w./ another guid to teach u how to do stuffthis time im gona tell u hwo to get in2 the ordo if u wanna get in their i mean i duno y u would bcauz there alli with mercz (EAT SHIT AND DIE LURDANFAGGOT) but i guess alota ppl do cuz there a lot of thembut first a lil bit about ordo ordo is base on 400000 warhammers so there greek or something like 300 i guess but without being sparta cause there was 1 of those for a while but tehy ban meordo is run by aryte vesparia who is for real very evil he is so evil he burnt down a baby hospital for just babys that was full of babys and all those babys diedordo is also real hard to get in cause they DO NOT ACCEPT APPLICATOINS EVER. u fill 1 out turn in they say no (they said no to me) and nobody get in unles they pro as hellthis is wyh u need my guide so u ca make urself seem pro and get inhere what to do1. be a furry. ye furrys are REAL GROSS an REAL WEIRD i know but they good as fuck at militery stuff so if u be one u get beter at be in a army also ordo is all furrys every single one a furry so u needto do this to fit in beter2. fill out all the questons on application. its hard cus there a lot of question on there but u gotta do it they throw out ur ap if u miss even just 1 questin ordo is hard work3. try 2 spell rite there realy bgi on dat stuff4. if u were in vg or chaos b4 they might wana investagate u 2 make sure ur not a spy or some shit which is gay as hell. get real mad and tell them how gay it is they wil respect u 4 standing up 2 them5. be patiant it takes a coupe days to get a app done but try 2 keep tabs on it so im some1 about it i guess if they have a principals tag on u can im that cause there top guys they know wuzup6. get in the civilian group and hjang around and meet people u might make soem friends :)7. make friends w some1 cause if u know an ordo they can tell there boss that ur a solid dude and u can get in easier even tho it might be kinda gross to have a friend whos a furry cause they might try to yiff u and u might have to yiff tehm back just to get in ordo but its worth it man if thats what u want i guess8. if u get rejected u can shoot every1 in the sim and tell them how gay they r for not let u in and then go join kratus or an or whatev and then demand u get unban u from titan and then they have to let u han around thats almost like bein in ordo i guessthats about it i guess now u can go join ordo and get inglory 2 teh imperater \m/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aryte Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 6. get in the civilian group and hjang around and meet people u might make soem friends :)ROFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ribena Homewood Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Why didn't I ever follow this? These steps are SIMPLE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygna Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 8. if u get rejected u can shoot every1 in the sim and tell them how gay they r for not let u inHaha, so true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted September 19, 2009 Author Share Posted September 19, 2009 but first a lil bit about ordo ordo is base on 400000 warhammers so there greek or something like 300 i guess but without being sparta cause there was 1 of those for a while but tehy ban meNot to toot my own horn or anything, but this is the part I'm most proud of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 But really, should you be proud Zrazor? ;_; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted September 19, 2009 Author Share Posted September 19, 2009 There is a certain type of humor centered around smart people pretending to be dumb and people generally underestimate how hard it is to pull off. As such, I think I should. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scientific Waffle Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 There is a certain type of humor centered around smart people pretending to be dumb and people generally underestimate how hard it is to pull off. As such, I think I should.Bruno was a regular Oscar Wilde. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted September 20, 2009 Author Share Posted September 20, 2009 Bruno was a regular Oscar Wilde.No, I think Bruno was actually genuinely just stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygna Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 No, I think Bruno was actually genuinely just stupid. Bruno was his own definition of ignorant. He was advanced ignorant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kristian Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 haha, i loved it. It's actually very close to the truth even. Except for the part of you having to be furry and the part where the recruitment staff would have respect for you if you tell them that they are gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lupus Mielziner Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 zrazor simply <3 awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash Silverfall Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Epic sauce Z, needs more guidesMake one about food :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero Itamae Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Do you post on BYOB? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted September 20, 2009 Author Share Posted September 20, 2009 Do you post on BYOB?I post almost exclusively on BYOB, yase, but I'm not telling you my name because I don't want to be outed as a furry on there somehow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeMurdock McMillan Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Excellent Zrazor this is awesome :DYOU NEED TO MAKE MORE OF THESE GUIDES MOAR..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero Itamae Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 I knew it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endra Ashbourne Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Zrazor told me his name on BYOB, but I conveniently forgot it. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted September 25, 2009 Author Share Posted September 25, 2009 Have either of you posted in Lovedump 2020 and gotten your Lil' Cuties forum gang tags? The Finn is just giving them out and it's the newest hottest forum gang since Los Putos hit FYAD way back when. I got mine and it's just super. And I'm glad you don't remember my name on there Endra because then I'd have to pay $8 to get it changed and I just bought a new avatar the other day.Also Ordo needs a Goon division. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero Itamae Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 I've looked at that subforum, but haven't posted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted September 25, 2009 Author Share Posted September 25, 2009 It's basically a whole bunch of people fakeposting like they're all really nice. People get probated for cursing or flaming or voting threads less than five.You should post in there 'cause if you ain't postin, you ain't shit, so get post or die tryin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanny Ansar Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 No Flaming?Damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acheron Gloom Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 i folo dese step infront of step hwen i joini even put litlte bunny avatar on 2 be furredywork well thank is you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted August 17, 2010 Author Share Posted August 17, 2010 2 be furredy2 be FREDDIE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiridates Mikadze Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy, caught in a landslide, with no escape from reality? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
