Lanny Ansar

Dude, who makes that song? I want it. Muy Bueno, and awesome.

Age of Chivalry is a Steam Mod though. So if you don't have any Source-Engine games (Which is REALLY unlikely), then it's a no-go. But yeah. Age of Chivalry's an effective time-killer.

Anyone who doesn't have at least Level 4-5 skills trained in multiple areas with their character and flies into 0.0 Space kinda DESERVES to get blown up. It's like going into a Gunfight with a Sock full of Nickels. Not even a damn Knife.

NECRO MUTHAFU--- Anyhow. I really wanna get back into EVE since this latest patch. Kinda wanted to get into a Mining binge since from past experience (2005-ish) I always got mangled by everyone when I tried to fight. That, and i assume it'd be a more profitable way to buy PLEX cards than just running missions. Problem is...Still can't afford $15 a month to play. Unemployment kinda blows. That, and PLEX runs at the 300mil ISK and above mark, which is pretty damn tough to achieve in under a month with a fresh account. Might as well Pre-Plan now. -Scurries-

I still call them Cans. But that's mostly because most of the ammo i've ever used was in the form of 7.62x39 ammunition, packed in individual cardboard BOXES of 20 rounds, and vaccu-sealed into a CAN, that required a special Opener (IE: Sardine Can).

"Just another day for the Ordo..." Lanny thought idly to himself as he sat upon his Top Bunk in the barracks. He always enjoyed his bunk at the top, being that he always had a sort of paranoia when it came to future events and "What can happen next" scenarios. It made him feel safe in an awkward way, that if something bad were to happen, then at least the Grunt sleeping below him was to be crushed by a steel-frame matress rack, and not the other way around. He casually sat upon his bunk, feet dangling off the side of the bed, and sipped his To-Go mug of Coffee that he'd scavenged from Vesperia Lounge. It had a strange taste, but not specifically in a "Bad" way. It was just different. Like it was made by a goofy Space Drone who once floated around and filled Heretics full of Shot Glass-sized holes if they got too close. Not to mention that there always seemed to be flakes of DuraCoat paint in his coffee at all times. He didn't like Drones. Not a damn bit. Nonetheless, he casually relaxed, spinning the cylinder of his Service Revolver between a sip of coffee every so-often, working the oil through the bearings and every moving part as he'd done throughout the rest of the weapon. He grinned to himself in a maniacal way whilst performing the act as well, which usually made the Numerii blink a few times at him and believe he may have been either REALLY entertained by what he did, or an absolute stark-raving lunatic. Lanny got his coffee cup part-way to his face when the barracks shook. The lights flickered a bit and a few small knick-knacks from shelving fell down, but overall it didn't concern him at all. He took a few looks around as the fledgeling Ordo troops gathered their things and made a rush to investigate, as he remained on his bunk, continuing to enjoy his robo-brew coffee. The second attempt at a sip ended abruptly as the Barracks rocked violently this time, causing the lights to drop to a deep red for emergency power, and overall causing Lanny to crunch his To-go cup in his hand, spilling the contents upon his formal undershirt and the bunk beneath him. That, was the final straw. Nobody gets between a half-crazy lanky-dude and his Coffee. NOBODY. He tore his formal jacket from the corner post of the bunk alongside his revolver, and stormed his way out of the barracks. At that point he royally didn't care about WHO was attacking, how big the force was, or how many men have been lost so-far. All he really cared about was placing a .50 shell between the eyes of whichever Heretic Meatsack made him spill his coffee. And thus he'd located it. Apparently a renegade faction known as 'Grim Troops', ones known for repeating the same tactic over-and-over again and achieving no results at all, had finally managed to scrape up enough to bring a Howitzer into the fold, which had consequently dropped a shell onto the side of the barracks wall. This made Lanny VERY, VERY unhappy. In fact, he could not have been any MORE grumpier than at that moment, as he slapped a full cylinder of Black-and-Mild-sized shells into his revolver, and dropped down into the fray, not even doing as much as a look-around of the area to see where to go. It was a bee-line attempt at best, but a Man without coffee does not care about what's in his way. All he cares about is Vengeance. Well, and Coffee. Men dropped left and right. Ordo troops vaporizing into piles of glowing dust and fragments, Grim Troops gurgling as the top halves of their heads go cascading down their backs and onto the cobblestone tile that was Titan's streets, Explosives rocking men back from all around...And then there was Lanny; a determined NCO whose sole purpose of the fight was to walk up to the man who caused the loss of his beloved Java, and turn him into such a pulp that the only way he would be recognised is by the teeth that were embedded into his Howitzer. And then proceed to find another cup of Coffee. First thing's first though. Facemashing. Lanny was not seen again for the remainder of the battle, until a small group of Grunts decided to take a trip to the Lounge. The men could not believe what they saw - It was Lanny, hunched over at a two-seater table alongside the body of what -appeared- to be the remains of a Grim Troop. The Trooper only had the bottom half of his head left, starting below the nose, and lanny was just STARING, with the utmost expression of grumpiness one could ever witness. Both bodies had Coffee, though, and Lanny looked to the Ordo grunts and shifted into a deligted smile. "Cheers!" he exclaimed, before slapping both coffee mugs together and proceeding to drain a cup into the head-cavity of the Grim Troop like it was some sort of demented Kool-Aid pitcher. Seeing the effect, Lanny slumped back over in his chair and returned to his Grumpyface, sipping his Coffee casually. Moral of the Story: Do NOT Mess with an NCO and his Coffee Break.

Tried to create an APB account, but for some reason it kept having issues with EVERY LAST ONE of my Usernames and Nicknames that I would place into the appropriate sections. Everything was done right, but it would always say "Unable to Validate Username / Nickname". I don't remember EVER having an account with these guys so... :/

I use an app called "Brick'd". It's an annoying post-and-person repellant app, where you take your expensive touchscreen iPhone, and you wrap your fist around it, before proceeding to smash peoples' teeth into their skull cavity with said fist, much like a truly delusional psychotic killer would do with...well, a Brick. It gets great ratings on the iTunes store.

That's what I meant. It unlocks a hat. A fuckin' HAT.

I'd be down for that. I always play as the Heavy, and I near-always end up on the top 3 MVP list because I seem to be the only dude who knows HOW THE DAMN HEAVY WORKS.

Yup. TF2's free to play now. It's pretty limited at the start, but you unlock everything upon your first Mann Co. In-game store purchase. (The items are cheap. Literally you can buy TF2 for $0.99 now.) Not only that, but there is an achievement called Riftwalker (Plus other in-game RIFT items) that provides a gift code for Rift. The code gives you an item called a "Well-Spun hat". I have a coupon, but i don't play Rift. I'd love to give it to someone who plays, but I dunno how i'd give it to anyone. Don't think it's tradeable either. But uh...yeah. Full of Win.

I just might be tempted to score a Baseball Cap with the Ordo Logo on it. Now, does squad-specific include just base divisions too? because i'd enjoy seeing Astra / Terra done in some decent lettering across the back of the hat. If this is done, my hat will be bought and i will recolor all of my Combat gear black / post fancy Ordo Pic.

Based out of Greenacres, FLA. Test went to Miami. This is my brother's new internet. :D

I WANNA BE A WOOKIEE D:

FULL OF WIN

Yeah, that's what they said with "Ghost in the Shell 2.0". Long-story short, they ruined it. It's exactly what it is in the interview. It's the "Anniversary Edition" of the original Halo. They're doing what movie companies do with cult-classics and blockbuster movies when they release a "Collector's Edition", or when Disney seems to magically pump out a "--th Anniversary edition" of some classic cartoon. They're milking more cash out of something that's essentially incredibly easy to do. Beef up an older game and regurgitate it back onto the market.

/>http://starshiptroopers.wikia.com/wiki/Morita_Assault_Rifle Let's make this. I'll even make you a Mobile Infantry Flak Jacket, since they all looked like they were made from the rubber Track Pad outta the back of my Truck.

I got to 2:02 into the video. My eyes boiled out of my head and the puddles that were once my retinas burst into flames.

It is also known that much of the United States' Armor tactics / doctrine have been taken solely from the tactics used by the Panzer Divisions of WWII, most notably Erwin Rommel. I may be wrong about the name, but from what I remember seeing from a documentary is that a scout battalion Bradley IFV (I believe it belonged to Eagle Troop) took a number of POW's from the aftermath of the battle, and had a picture of Erwin Rommel taped to the inside of the door in the back. One of the POW's asked the commander of the Bradley: "Why do you have an image of your World War 2 Adversary on the back of your tank?" and the driver reeled back and told him "Hey, you better shut the hell up. If you had read up on any of Rommel's tactics, you wouldn't be sitting in the back of my 'track." To be honest, there's a TON of things that the US currently applies within the military that have been greatly influenced by the workings of Nazi Germany. I mean shit, just look at our helmets.

True, but you also have to remember who actually USES the M-16, and how much it costs to make / purchase them. You can literally buy an AK parts kit on the internet for $400 and build it nearly in your garage.

The AK has pretty much become more of a symbol than anything. Nowadays people see the AK as a symbol of revolution, or resistance, or communism, or fighting the Powers-That-Be, or as another means of saying "Fuck the System". That, and everybody else is doing it.

Hellgate: London - $20.00 at Best Buy This game was fun for a while, but due to the lack of players and people willing to pay monthly for only a minor bonus to being a free player, the game died out pretty quick. I hear a Korean company's trying to bring it back up though as a Micro transaction-based game. Battlefield 2142 - $30.00 at Wal-Mart a few months after release I was addicted to this for a while when it came out, but after a while a TON of newer, more refined games began to emerge, and I lost interest. Now if you try to play this again, prepare to just get manhandled, since EA / DICE have basically abandoned this piece. Starfox: Assault - Nintendo Gamecube, rented at Blockbuster Rented it, played it, beat it in an hour and a half. Returned it the next day. Resident Evil: Outbreak - $30, included in a 3-pack with Code Veronica X and RE4 for Playstation 2 This game sucked. Couldn't even make it past the first scene due to not knowing where the hell ANYTHING was. It was like an animated character walking around in a 3D Mood Painting. Star Trek Online - $14.95 monthly, and optional $50 buy at stores Been waiting for this game since 2008, and after it came out, I was given about 60-90 days of free gametime. Got to Rear Admiral 5 in 15 days, then floated around space for another 30 trying to raid, or impress people at the fact that I could out-damage max-tiered Escort ships with Tier 3-4 cruisers. Anything owned or operated by Sony Online Entertainment (SOE). They're all a bunch of Money-grubbing whores. Ain't paying a dime for anything they have anymore. Spent $20 for an Everquest 2 "Collector's Edition" box with every expansion pack, 60 days of time, and 500 Station Cash, only to have them pump out another expansion pack 25 days into my gameplay, asking for another $40 for it.

I believe he was referring to the Mini-Uzi and Micro-Uzi setups.

I agree with the Guild Wars thing. I didn't even OWN the game and I leveled an Assassin to 15 on my friend's account. In like 3 days. Guild Wars 2 is gonna be even crazier.

Multiplayer is essentially worked in with steam. Usually if you create a server, people will seem to flood in, since nobody seems to enjoy having their own Coop server.