Tiridates Mikadze

"Who wants to be Interrogated by the Frumentarii Death Squad?" Quiz game about Ordo, SL, and RL trivia. Wrong answers gain you heretic points. Too many heretic points (or in this case, kindling) and you get burned at the stake. The game goes until you have either confessed to being a heretic, or you have acquired enough heretic points to be properly ignited. "Pin the Medal on the Numerii" We have a recent Numerii run back and forth dodging medal-launching muskets. First person to pin the Numerii get's a prize! "Musket-Drill Revolution" (this is an actual suggestion) We run a full series of increasingly difficult musket drills for firing, marching, and defensive formations. Fun for officers and Enlisted, helps increase discipline on the battlefield, and it will make Napoleon Waterloo his knickers. "Praetorian Hazing" The whole praetorian guard stands in a line and beats you to a pulp with hammers. "Zombie Horde!" HUDs that divide up a group between Survivors and Zombies. Zombies have a chance to infect survivors, and every Survivor that falls, becomes a Zombie. Winning is based on reaching a set time limit in a defensive position, based on the ratio of Z to S.

We could crush them with Fluff population alone. Fluff wise, Ordo's armed forces number in the tens of billions, a moderately sized Imperial Invasion Fleet can literally block out the sun, and the landing craft release a veritable deluge of zealot-soldiers ready to die for their Imperator and his Empire. In addition, given the Imperial nature of our society, we can draw conscripts from a civillian population numbering in the trillions (Fluff est. is around 23 trillion Imperial Subjects, counting military personnel). Anyway, all we would really have to do is capture Dilithium mining facilities and they would be forced into a position of compromise, since Dilithium cannot be made by Replicator technologies (last I knew). In ship to ship, our efforts would be focused on exploiting passages like the jeffries tubes, in order to gain access to structural support fields, gravity, etc. In the case we needed to destroy a ship, we can aim a massive magnetic distortion at their anti-matter generator, and cause it to collapse. Mind you, the magnitude of such a field would mean having to destroy or bypass their shields first, and would probably require some sort of damage to the magnetic shielding around the generator core itself. ...I know way too much about Star Trek ;_;

We should totally show them what a scorched earth policy of interplanetary warfare is like. Render a few planets' surfaces to glass, destroy the tectonic processes of a few more, harvest whole worlds for biomass to be processed for food or studied. Take no prisoners, etc.

Well, considering some of the technology that we could technically possess would put us closer to Star Wars, but on the scale of 40K or possibly larger. Also: Void Missle salvo v.s. Federation (et al) shields. I don't think you can modulate for a momentary blackhole. Note: We've got (arguably) ships exceeding 3 km in length within the Greater Imperial Fleet. The Vae Victus was a minnow in a sea of monsters.

Oh man, I'd better get at least this many replies to my birthday thread when it comes up next week, or heads will roll, and bodies will have their fat rendered to make birthday candles for the lonliest birthday ever. Also, congrats on surviving another year. You somehow managed to survive the purges :D

Frankly, no. We shouldn't allow photography, we're a military base, not a tourist attraction :( And yeah, we go to enemy bases and photograph and map them. They're free to try and stop us. But we shouldn't allow people to run about snapping photos. It's just bad for security.

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Which is why when I say "hey, we're under heavy lag, let's REMOVE our AO's and holster/slinged weapons" it can make some difference on a larger scale.

For the record, terror and servility are always a good approach when talking with me. Just as a starting point. I don't care if you're an e-7 or a w-1, if you don't have a common working basis with me, or know me in some way personally (As in, know my actual name, have hung out with me off of base, etc.) then you should be addressing me by rank/title, saluting, and respond with "sir, yes sir". In return, when you salute, I salute back, when you refer to me in a formal manner, I will generally do so as well, and we're all respectful, professional, and keep in mind our place with in the great machine that is the Ordo. DISMISSED.

so, long story short, you met Richard Simmons, and kissed Christoph?

OH I'M SO GONNA DO THIS. I have ideas, Schuman, so help me God, you will hear them to no end.

Are you all 10 feet tall with death-ray eyes?

Oh, hey Dagger. What's uh, what's with them ears?

Is... he supposed to be all of them? That's not fair :(.

Your ass still says "Pwned by Tiri's Boot". And I didn't have time to remove the little branding. Regardless, it's not about the crap written on it, it's more of a gestalt thing.

Tzeench is a punk, and a noted liar. He wouldn't archive anything he thinks would actually happen, unless he archived it to try and get something to go according to plan. Also, you're a filthy little apostate, and I will cleanse you in the fires of the Inquisition, scum. You just want to see a Species War. You may as well dance around and talk about the Helter Skelter, Charlie.

I read the Turner Diaries once. Know thy enemy, etc. Man, is that a fucked up book, and so unintentionally funny. EDIT: Here, have some D.E.W. designs I whipped up a while back. Laser Rifle 1 :D Laser Rifle 2 :D Coherent Beam Rifle :D

Your face sounds like gay love.

HereticFox McMutantpants. You have eluded purgation for one more year. Give glory to the Emperor that I have not found you yet, for I shall have no mercy. Also, I got you some cake. HOLY CAKE OF ST. IVAN THE CLEANSED.

I'll remember this when you're swamped by what you loathe most, Mr. Rozenstrauch, as will you shortly before you die of combination of terror and absolute bile.

NO, NO. IS NOTHING SACRED TO YOU HELL-SPAWNED FUZZY LITTLE MONSTERS? CAN'T YOU LEAVE PERFECTION ALONE? I SWEAR BY THE SMIRK OF BILL MURRAY, I'LL HAVE YOUR HEADS.

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Killed mine :<

Red button should be a Skull and the Green one should be like, a peace sign, or heart, since that would help clarify.