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  1. Tiridates Mikadze
    I think I had a dream like this once, only it had Moses arguing with Nietzsche. But it was auto-tune'd and T Pain was there.
  2. Tiridates Mikadze
    Outstanding, but I am afraid zat zee Fuhrer vill not allow you to varn zee verld about zee invasion. Guttennacht, Herr Rozenstrauch.
  3. Tiridates Mikadze
    Deeeeeeeliiiiiiiiiightful.
  4. Tiridates Mikadze
    I'm going to skin you alive and drag you through a sea of salty lime juice for this.
  5. Tiridates Mikadze
    Uh, yeah. You people, and by "you people" I mean Furries, are abominations that I tolerate only because some of us perceive the Imperator as being such. When I glance upon him, I see only a delicate play of light and a feeling of warmth.
  6. Tiridates Mikadze
    ^-- Should be getting me a sammich, gaddamnit.
  7. Tiridates Mikadze
    This was fucking brilliant. Also, we need Jonathan Hutchings to narrate our next video, his voice is awesome.
  8. Tiridates Mikadze
    Stop being pussies, and make your own. Also, if you notice any Cult activities that do not follow the word and letter of the Dictates of Victory, report them to the nearest authority so that they may be purged. In an Imperial Hive, sickness, moral or bodily, moves rapidly through any population.
  9. Tiridates Mikadze
    ^--- Is just haet'n cause I'm a soulja fo' da Imperium. Representin' tha Double Eagle, Holy Terra, son.
  10. Tiridates Mikadze
    Use your barriers, folks. With less standard cover, the ability to carry and deploy your own becomes far more important. Also, staying mobile will help.
  11. Tiridates Mikadze
    For all of the above: WILL BE PURGED.
  12. Tiridates Mikadze
    It's gorgeous <3
  13. Tiridates Mikadze
    My dear friends, when it feels like you're petting a dog when you scratch your chin, it's time to shave.
  14. Tiridates Mikadze
    I'm going to do more than that, just give me some time.
  15. Tiridates Mikadze
    Related? I think so.
  16. Tiridates Mikadze
    Gimme my lotto numbers.
  17. Tiridates Mikadze
    I know what to do with insubordinates, just feed them to me.
  18. Tiridates Mikadze
    Seriously, I will accept this, being arbiter of all that is truly awesome, only if the shadow of Moore is looming in the background, ready to feed you into a wood-chipper.
  19. Tiridates Mikadze
    Sharks aren't nice animals. Why do we care about a Shark AV Gap when clearly, the Buck-tooth Gap is one we're loosing, and thank God for that.
  20. Tiridates Mikadze
    I'd look like Allen Moore crossed with Anthony Hopkins. I'd kick down Lestat's door for infringing on my copyright with furries.
  21. Tiridates Mikadze
    What do I keep telling you children about the devil of drink?
  22. Tiridates Mikadze
    Tanks are not toys, they are advanced, powerful, complex weapons, and require not just discretion and foresight for their general deployment, but also on the part of their operators.
  23. Tiridates Mikadze
    Welcome back to the Family. Kool-aid and cookies on that table.
  24. Tiridates Mikadze
    Only heretics get hangovers.
  25. Tiridates Mikadze
    I don't understand any of this, but if my chest bling doesn't show up properly next time? Guess who's houses I'm going to burn down first.

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