Quotes of Win

[Rei Kuhr]

[14:12] Aryte Vesperia: Sup Roo.

[14:12] FireFox Breed: o.o

[14:12] Keystone Gray: Woah.

[14:12] Keystone Gray: Roo.

[14:12] Roo Tenk: Remember that one time you totally made me go to Thorium all alone because you said Ordo was attacking, and EU could join in?

[14:12] Aryte Vesperia: LOL

[14:12] Roo Tenk shouts: ARYTE LIKES MEN.

[14:12] Roo Tenk: Payback.

[14:12] Roo Tenk: BYE

[14:12] Aryte Vesperia: ROFL

[14:12] FireFox Breed: \o/

[14:12] Aryte Vesperia: DIK

[14:12] Aryte Vesperia: DICK

[Aryte]

[13:07] Vincent Lucerne: D:

[13:07] Vincent Lucerne: wanna build one of deez!

[13:07] Vincent Lucerne:

[13:07] Vincent Lucerne: for an astra/curis base thingy

[13:07] Vincent Lucerne: curia*

[13:07] Aryte Vesperia: ...

[13:07] Aryte Vesperia: You do realize what you just sent me?

[13:07] Aryte Vesperia: lol

[13:08] Vincent Lucerne: do i o.o?

[13:08] Vincent Lucerne: AH

[13:08] Vincent Lucerne: ARGH

[13:08] Vincent Lucerne: XDD

[Trevor Russell]

[11:02] Trevor Russell salutes!

[11:02] Trevor Russell: aryte? outside?

[11:03] Trevor Russell: maybe now you'll get some sun and not be so pale :>

[11:03] Aryte Vesperia has frozen you for 30 seconds. You cannot move or interact with the world.

[11:03] Aryte Vesperia: Punked.

[11:03] Aryte Vesperia is Offline

[11:03] Your freeze expired, go about your business.

[Aryte]

[21:27] Ethan Schuman (COM): Passing OIC to ARyte

[21:27] Anlysia Gregoire (COM): REFUSE IT, ARYTE

[21:27] Tiridates Mikadze is Offline

[21:27] Trinity Heckroth (COM): INTERCEPTED

[21:27] Aryte Vesperia (COM): ACCEPTED.

[21:27] Williamca Zenovka (COM): DEFLECTED

[21:27] Scientific Waffle (COM): TOOUCHDOWN

[21:27] Aryte Vesperia (COM): SCOOORE.

[21:28] Trinity Heckroth (COM): GOOOOOOOAL

[21:28] Ordo Utility HUD v1.4: Hokusai Otsuka (1): sling

[21:28] Ordo Utility HUD v1.4: Hokusai Otsuka (1): holster

[21:28] Aryte Vesperia (COM): TEAM AWESOME WINS AGAIN.

[21:28] Ethan Schuman (COM): I'm off to hang with Hime. Catch you all later.

[21:28] Anlysia Gregoire (COM): CENTURYYYYYYY

[21:28] Scientific Waffle (COM): OLLEE! OLLEEE!

[21:28] Williamca Zenovka (COM): Game. Set. Match.

[21:28] Ordo Utility HUD v1.4: Blaze Wiles (1): goto:armory

[21:28] Voxsu Aluveaux (COM): AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!

[21:28] Ordo Utility HUD v1.4: Hokusai Otsuka (1): goto:outpost

[21:28] Radar Base: Lost contact: Ethan Schuman

[21:28] Ordo Utility HUD v1.4: Lost contact: Ethan Schuman

[21:28] Gulliver Carpool (COM): Bow-chicka-bow-wow.

[21:28] Myoukitsune Kirkorian is Online

[21:28] Trinity Heckroth (COM): (haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)

[Blankies Resident]

[17:19] Blameux Scribe grabs a Ruin, curls him up in a ball and feeds crackers with a little bit of tuna spread on them.

[17:19] Blameux Scribe: O_o

[17:19] Ruin Nefarious: .....

[17:19] Ruin Nefarious: ..

[17:19] Ruin Nefarious: WHAT?

[17:19] Ruin Nefarious: SYL HELP. STRANGER DANGER.

[17:19] Blameux Scribe: OWNED.

[17:19] Blameux Scribe: I WIN LIFE.

[17:19] Blameux Scribe: I WIN IT.

[17:20] Blameux Scribe: YOU WERE FED TUNA SPREAD. IWINLIFE.

[Niiya Narayan]

[20:50] Cyphre Iredell: I drink a lot of various fluids, so that never seems to be a problem

[20:50] Niiya Narayan coughs

[20:51] Cyphre Iredell: <_<

[20:51] Kytec Switchblade: lmao

[ribena Homewood]

[23:03] Ordo Utility HUD v1.4: Lost contact: Gay Deed

Lmfao, how does Ruin always find these?

[Aryte]

[22:24] *** parent estate: 1, mainland

[22:24] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Man, his computer

[22:25] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: The bitch in the adjacent apartment, who is a high school dropout without a GED, attempted to install a ceiling fan

[22:25] Aryte Vesperia: ..

[22:25] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: And she stripped two wires, connected them, and then

[22:25] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: TWISTED THEM TOGETHER AND TAPED THEM UP

[22:25] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Connected them to the fan, that is

[22:26] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Not sure what she did after that, but it basically knocked out the power in her roommate's room, and fried my brother's DSL modem, router, and computer power supply

[22:26] Aryte Vesperia: No fucking way

[22:26] Aryte Vesperia: LOL

[22:27] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: She blames it on "lightning that struck as soon as I plugged the fan in"

[22:27] Aryte Vesperia: rofl

[22:27] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: As though the second she plugged it in, the house was STRUCK BY A BOLT OF LIGHTNING that damaged ONLY CERTAIN APPLIANCES along THAT STRING OF WIRES

[22:27] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: After she DID SOMETHING THAT WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP

[22:28] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: No, it was the lightning.

[22:28] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: I think that's God's way of saying "No, no Vanguard, no."

[Agares Tretiak]

Jeremy squeeks when his avatar his hit by another avatar. This is what follows:

[17:26] Jeremy Duport: Ogod.

[17:26] Jeremy Duport: Bad thoughts.

[17:26] Jeremy Duport: Sex with squeeky would be all

[17:26] Jeremy Duport: SQUEEKASQUEEKASQUEEKA

[17:26] Agares Tretiak: SQQQQQUUUUUEEEEEK.

[17:26] Agares Tretiak: And then panting.

[17:26] Jeremy Duport: D:

[17:26] Tenaki Kupferberg: :D

[17:26] Agares Tretiak: ...and the smell of cigarette smoke.

[17:26] Jeremy Duport: :o

[17:26] Agares Tretiak: and burned rubber.

[17:27] Jeremy Duport: D:

[17:27] Jeremy Duport: :o

[17:27] Agares Tretiak: Cut to shot of a rubber ducky and Jeremy under the covers.

[17:27] Jeremy Duport: D:<

[17:27] Jeremy Duport: o bby

[17:27] Jeremy Duport: ws it gud 4 u 2

[17:27] Tenaki Kupferberg: Ducky with the cig.

[17:27] Agares Tretiak: Exactly.

[17:27] Jeremy Duport: :<

[17:28] Agares Tretiak: We know about your rubber ducky fetish.

[17:28] Tenaki Kupferberg: Ducky is top. :D

[17:28] Agares Tretiak: Haha.

[17:28] Agares Tretiak: Then.

[17:28] Agares Tretiak: One day.

[17:28] Tenaki Kupferberg: Ohgod

[17:28] Agares Tretiak: One squeeky ducky isn't enough. And the other rubber ducky leaves Jeremy.

[17:28] Jeremy Duport: I am such a slut for those little yellow things. :<

[RazorFox]

I have the patience of a saint.

-- Instant message logging enabled --

[12:35] kenster2 Bade is possibly sending you a message...

[12:35] kenster2 Bade: do you have a youtube account

[12:35] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: I do.

[12:36] kenster2 Bade: do you have lots of friends with youtube accounts

[12:37] kenster2 Bade: ??

[12:42] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Sorry, was on the phone.

[12:42] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: I guess I probably do, I don't generally keep track of that sort of thing.

[12:42] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Why?

[12:44] kenster2 Bade is Online

[12:45] kenster2 Bade: can you subscribe to someone

[12:47] kenster2 Bade is Online

[12:49] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Who?

[12:49] kenster2 Bade: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=ray93950

[12:49] kenster2 Bade is Offline

[12:50] kenster2 Bade is Online

[12:52] kenster2 Bade: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=ray93950

[12:52] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Eh, sure. Why not?

[12:52] kenster2 Bade: idk

[12:52] kenster2 Bade: can you also try and get people to subscribe to that link

[12:52] kenster2 Bade: can you please get 20 other people to subscribe?

[12:52] kenster2 Bade: i will pay u

[12:52] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: How much?

[12:53] kenster2 Bade: let me check

[12:53] kenster2 Bade: i got tons of emails from xstreet so i know i have alot

[12:54] kenster2 Bade: i can pay u 3 linden per subscriber

[12:54] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: ...That hardly seems worth the effort of hunting down 20 people :<

[12:54] kenster2 Bade: friends?

[12:55] kenster2 Bade: i will pay u 88 linden for 30 people

[12:55] kenster2 Bade: 88 divided by 3 = 30

[12:55] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: ...Well, 30 x 3 = 90, technically

[12:55] kenster2 Bade: ill get 2 extra linden

[12:55] kenster2 Bade: its still 29.99999999

[12:55] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: But then, the current exchange rate is about 250L to a US dollar

[12:56] kenster2 Bade: omg complicated

[12:56] kenster2 Bade: so can you

[12:57] kenster2 Bade: ??

[12:58] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Sec, something just came up

[12:58] kenster2 Bade: ok

[12:59] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: I could do it, but I just don't think it's worth the amount of time and effort it would take for what amounts to 1.2 cents per person

[12:59] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Especially for someone I don't really know.

[12:59] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Sorry. :(

[12:59] kenster2 Bade: 100 linden?

[13:00] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: For 20 people?

[13:00] kenster2 Bade: 25

[13:00] kenster2 Bade: wait. how much can u get for 90 linden

[13:01] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Welp

[13:02] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: If it's 250L to a dollar

[13:02] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Then it's 2.5L to a cent

[13:02] kenster2 Bade: okay..?

[13:02] kenster2 Bade: ignore the "?"

[13:02] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: So 1L = 0.4 cents

[13:02] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: So 90L = 36 cents

[13:03] kenster2 Bade: do u have to use it for rl

[13:03] kenster2 Bade: can you just do it to be nice

[13:04] kenster2 Bade: ?

[13:04] kenster2 Bade: just see how much u can get for 90 linden

[13:04] kenster2 Bade: plz

[13:04] kenster2 Bade: get as much as you can

[13:05] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Anyway, I don't think I'd have time. I've got a lot on my plate right now.

[13:06] kenster2 Bade: can you just paste the link to friends saying to subscribe

[13:06] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Have you tried the group chat in Largest Most Pointless Group Ever?

(This is where he gives me 50L)

[13:12] kenster2 Bade: can you just get a few or more subscribers please.

[13:17] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Well awright then. :P

If any of you want to subscribe to this weird little faggot's Youtube channel so that he can maintain his artificial sense of self-worth, I will donate any and all monetary proceeds garnered (however miniscule they may be) to the Ordo.

EDIT: The plot thickens as it is revealed that this is actually for his friend, whose dying wish is to get 100 Youtube subscribers.

[2009/06/22 13:47] kenster2 Bade: omg. i have havent got any subscribers to that person yet

[2009/06/22 13:56] kenster2 Bade: plz help me wwith it

-- Instant message logging enabled --

[14:02] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Why do you need subscribers so bad? :O

[14:09] kenster2 Bade: its not my channel

[14:09] kenster2 Bade: its for a friend that is very sick .

[14:13] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Aw, that's sad. What's wrong with him?

[14:16] kenster2 Bade: dont know yet. i just heard he is very sick

[14:16] kenster2 Bade: can you please get subscribers

[14:16] kenster2 Bade: at least until his subscribers reach 100

[14:17] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Is this like, terminal illness?

[14:17] kenster2 Bade: idk

UPDATE:

[14:21] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: His parents didn't tell you? :O

[14:21] kenster2 Bade: no

[14:22] kenster2 Bade: idky

[14:22] kenster2 Bade: Whats with all the questions

[14:22] kenster2 Bade: kind of personal

[14:24] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: I'll be honest, the "this is for my friend who is sick with an unnamed and potentially fatal disease and his dying wish is to get 100 Youtube subscribers" sounds a little fishy ;o

[14:24] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: As though someone is trying to play the sympathy card here.

[14:25] kenster2 Bade: fine.... do you really want me to call his parents again to see whats up?

[14:25] kenster2 Bade: on the phone right now

[14:26] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Or looking up diseases on Wikipedia right now.

[14:26] kenster2 Bade: "oh he's fine, just badly sprained his lower leg playing soccer"

STARTLING CONCLUSION:

[14:26] kenster2 Bade: i just asked why its taking so long

[14:27] kenster2 Bade: "we're trying to get the money for it"

[14:27] kenster2 Bade: ok. thats not exactly what they said but i wanted to make it short

[14:28] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Money for what, for his hospital bills?

[14:28] kenster2 Bade: yes

[14:29] kenster2 Bade: it was something about tearing a muscle or a tendon.

[14:30] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Which is usually outpatient stuff and not something you stay in the hospital for a week with.

[14:30] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Hell, I busted my elbow once and was in the hospital just long enough for them to X-ray it, put it in a sling, and throw some Vicoden at me.

[14:31] kenster2 Bade: omg. whats with all these questions

[14:31] kenster2 Bade: i shouldnt even be telling you all this

[14:31] kenster2 Bade: just forget it

[14:32] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Look, since the day you somehow wound up on my friendlist, the only interactions we've ever had have been you asking me for stuff.

[14:33] kenster2 Bade is Offline

THE END

[Agares Tretiak]

Dude, that is the weirdest shit ever.

[RazorFox]

kenster2 Bade is a very strange fellow and I an very glad that Vanguard is banned from Titan so he can't come here.

I'm also quite sure he's somewhere on the Autism spectrum.

Also I kept his 50L.

[Kytec Switchblade]

i get people like that all the time. They want me to spam my friends list to promote their club or something. Pisses me off

[RazorFox]

i get people like that all the time. They want me to spam my friends list to promote their club or something. Pisses me off

I first met kenster2 Bade shortly after I joined Ordo and Vanguard collapsed. He teleported me and a bunch of other people (including Farrago Chandrayan/Cyanide Leviathan and Alex Lulu) to an office building on some land he owned, and proceeded to give us this really awkward seminar about how he wanted to start a military group and he wanted us all to contribute to it and join it and then was demanding that we propose ideas for it. Meanwhile Alex and some other folks are there dicking around and playing gestures, people are leaving, new people are being TP'd in, and kenster gave off the impression that he was very, very serious about this but most of what was going on in the room was way over his head and he really didn't have any idea what was happening.

[Kytec Switchblade]

[17:09] Williamca Zenovka: [14:07] ribena Homewood: GAH

[14:07] ribena Homewood: WILLIAMCA IS GAAAAY

[14:07] Williamca Zenovka: RIBENA IS A SPY

[14:07] ribena Homewood: YES HE IS

[14:07] ribena Homewood: WAIT WHAT

[14:07] ribena Homewood: NO

[17:09] Kytec Switchblade: xD

[17:10] Kytec Switchblade: We must take action upon this matter!

[17:10] Williamca Zenovka: YES

[17:10] Kytec Switchblade buys you a fishnet shirt

[17:10] Williamca Zenovka: Must alert aryte!

[17:10] Williamca Zenovka: ...

[Sherdan Kinomis]

[18:03] DJ12 Paine: i found out that junk is going to get help from america to stop sparta

[9:26] Starscream Voom: Get the fuck here now Recruits or get ejected.

[9:27] Starscream Voom: Ok

[9:27] Starscream Voom: General

[9:27] Starscream Voom: Want to be ejected?

[9:27] Starscream Voom: 50 Seconds to get here

[9:28] Starscream Voom: 40

[9:28] Starscream Voom: 30

[9:28] Starscream Voom: 20

[9:28] Starscream Voom: 10

[9:28] Starscream Voom: 5

[9:28] Starscream Voom: 1

[9:28] Starscream Voom: .5

[9:28] Starscream Voom: .4

[9:28] Starscream Voom: .3

[9:28] Starscream Voom: .2

[9:28] Starscream Voom: .3

[9:28] Roure Foulsbane: -1

[9:28] Starscream Voom: .1

[9:29] Starscream Voom: OK

[9:29] Starscream Voom: FUCKERS YOU GETTING EJECTED YOU PIECES OF SHIT WE DON'T NEED LATE ASSES LIKE YOU BITCHES

[19:42] Vapor1 Slade: GET SERIOUS OR I WILL CUT YOUR HAIRLESS BALLS OFF

[19:43] You (Zerowinged): Well technically.

Zerowinged Vasiliev: I am fluffy

Copper Shriner: I use to do "Peaceful" talks with UE with stealth guns

Parker Panacek: copper

Copper Shriner: It was 5 Spartans vs like 10 UE's and Romans

Copper Shriner: and we'd have a meeting and just blow them all away it was the good days

[10:20:11 PM] [Nick - The Emperor] says: Vaginas grow?

[10:20:15 PM] [Nick - The Emperor] says: What the hell?

Kelshack Burns: Cory Has to Be Deleted, so allow rezzing

JDB Bing: omg did you just delete him

Kelshack Burns: *CENSORED* IT I DON'T LIKE ORGIES

[Kytec Switchblade]

[18:49] Kytec Switchblade: Sup

[18:49] Xdeaf4lifeX Abbot: because what you discrtion againt deaf peopl

[18:49] Xdeaf4lifeX Abbot: i see no deaf in there belive me i know

[18:49] Xdeaf4lifeX Abbot: i will file linden lab

[18:49] Xdeaf4lifeX Abbot: for this

[18:49] Xdeaf4lifeX Abbot: discrtion for not allow me to join

[18:50] Xdeaf4lifeX Abbot: or other deaf

[18:50] Kytec Switchblade: Actually, we have deaf members.

[18:50] Kytec Switchblade: Just better ones than you.

[18:50] Kytec Switchblade: Sorry

[18:59] Xdeaf4lifeX Abbot shouts: remark this i will bring biggest army of all !

[19:00] Kytec Switchblade shouts: K.

[18:55] Keystone Gray: Is English your first language, Deaf4life?

[18:55] Xdeaf4lifeX Abbot: yes

[18:55] Xdeaf4lifeX Abbot: no

[18:55] Xdeaf4lifeX Abbot: sign laugues

[18:55] Xdeaf4lifeX Abbot: is my frist

[18:55] Xdeaf4lifeX Abbot: enligh is my second

[18:55] Keystone Gray: You can have English as a first language in writing.

[18:55] Xdeaf4lifeX Abbot: voice is my thrid

[Jester Spearmann]

[18:55] Keystone Gray: Is English your first language, Deaf4life?

[18:55] Xdeaf4lifeX Abbot: yes

[18:55] Xdeaf4lifeX Abbot: no

[18:55] Xdeaf4lifeX Abbot: sign laugues

[18:55] Xdeaf4lifeX Abbot: is my frist

[18:55] Xdeaf4lifeX Abbot: enligh is my second

[18:55] Keystone Gray: You can have English as a first language in writing.

[18:55] Xdeaf4lifeX Abbot: voice is my thrid

[Kynnaria Merlin]

Aryte Vesperia: This is a strange and mystical day. Garion in my Ordos? How'd this happen?

Sazuka Yatsenko: i'm in a good mood, cus. i have warm squid on a stick

Xayvien Rau: I ONLY WANTED THE COCK.

Garion Lowenhardt: omfg it r Gunau

Gunau Sodwind: good day *CENSORED*

Striker Dryke: Omfg, imagine me as a kid. Holy shit, I'm scared.

You: . . .

You: *explodies*

Striker Dryke: Lmao.

You: Rofl @ Epicly placed typo

You: Also, quoting

Striker Dryke: Omfg, do it.

Sazuka Yoshikawa: so yeah i rented the movie WAR.

Sazuka Yoshikawa: it sums up to this "runing,shooting,asian women in thongs or no cloths"

Sazuka Yoshikawa: WTF PEOPLE

Sazuka Yoshikawa: not all asian women are skanks D:

You: Yeah, well, at the rate the minds of the US peoples is deteriorating, in 10 years, it'll be summed up as, "Asian women in thongs or no clothes running and shooting."

Sazuka Yoshikawa: omfg -.-

Sazuka Yoshikawa: men

Sazuka Yoshikawa: really

Sazuka Yoshikawa: why god why

Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Playing SL is sorta like playing RL on PCP

You have offered friendship to Xayvien Rau

Xayvien Rau: My first Nazi friend. :')

Sazuka Yoshikawa: yet again

Sazuka Yoshikawa: men

Sazuka Yoshikawa: and their

Sazuka Yoshikawa: sex mongering

Sazuka Yoshikawa: and rack pointing out

Sazuka Yoshikawa: i mean wtf people

Striker Dryke: I just got like, dizzy/light headed

Striker Dryke: to an extreme and almost fell out of my house

Striker Dryke: err

Striker Dryke: chair

[Gulliver Carpool]

[21:29] ribena Homewood: Thanks Gulliver.

[21:29] ribena Homewood: You're like

[21:29] ribena Homewood: the Jesus I never worshipped.

[Teron Gray]

.. :| Aryte was here.

[Jester Spearmann]

[20:46] Christoph Batra (COM): YOu know you have been in ordo too long when your a non furry who is starting to find furries hot

[Nakita]

After attacking MC

[22:32] midnight Shirakawa: we might need your help

[22:32] Karlhockey Forte: hrm?

[22:32] midnight Shirakawa: ordo came back for round 2 x/

[22:32] Karlhockey Forte: I am ordo

[22:32] midnight Shirakawa: my bad

[Gulliver Carpool]

[0:11] Aryte Vesperia: brb capturing Nerva.[big Admin Message To the Sim!]

[0:11] Alexi Ayres (COM): heh

[0:11] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (Daffee Vita) hit

[0:11] WolfJoya Furse (COM): HAHA

[0:11] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (Daffee Vita) Shit*

[0:11] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (Daffee Vita) Lol

[0:11] Alexi Ayres (COM): lol

[0:12] Ordo Utility HUD v1.4: Lost contact: Balaster Fall

[0:12] Ordo Utility HUD v1.4: Lost contact: Victoria Lathrop

[Agares Tretiak]

Ahahahaha!