Quotes of Win

[Lestat Umarov]

From titan's birthday.

*Walked up to the bridge elevator in a Khorne Berserker avi to see seb riding down.*

[2008/06/01 15:34] Seb Yakan: o.o

[2008/06/01 15:34] You: D:<

[2008/06/01 15:34] Seb Yakan: <.<;

[2008/06/01 15:35] Seb Yakan: goto:hangar

[2008/06/01 15:35] You: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

[2008/06/01 15:35] You: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!

[2008/06/01 15:35] You: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!

[2008/06/01 15:35] Seb Yakan: OH GAWD

*Ports into arytes office as joseph opens fire.*

[2008/06/01 15:36] Utility HUD: Collision: "damage_nolag" owned by Joseph Spearmann

[2008/06/01 15:36] You: port:20

[2008/06/01 15:36] Utility HUD: Collision: "damage_nolag" owned by Joseph Spearmann

[2008/06/01 15:36] Aryte Vesperia ejected you from this land.

[RazorFox]

[15:29] Sekonda Huet (COM): How do you shut the defero unit up

[15:29] Zrazor Rozenstrauch (COM): You take it off :p

[15:29] Keira Skytower (COM): You take it off

[15:29] Zrazor Rozenstrauch (COM): ...HIVEMIND

[Hunter Abrams]

[1:29] : Rubberman Pontoppidan (OOC) : you have been frozen

[1:29] : Rubberman Pontoppidan (OOC) : did you read the SIM rules...?

[1:30] Your freeze expired, go about your business.

[1:30] : Rubberman Pontoppidan (OOC) : no non human avvies

[1:30] Hunter Abrams: can't see shit

[1:30] You decline AV Ruler, correct height from A group member named Connery Gelbard.

[1:30] : Rubberman Pontoppidan (OOC) : change to human or please leave this SIM

[1:30] Hunter Abrams: This is a human

[1:31] Rubberman Pontoppidan sighs

[1:31] : Rubberman Pontoppidan (OOC) : so you see these kinda ......creatures.. .in your RL town every day too?

[1:32] You decline Destroyable building from A group member named Connery Gelbard.

[1:32] Hunter Abrams: Let me find a more suitable avatar for you

[1:32] : Rubberman Pontoppidan (OOC) : that would be nice

[1:32] Rubberman Pontoppidan gave you Deadend Information.

[1:33] Rubberman Pontoppidan: Rule #3: Be as realistic as possible.

Think of the environment. This is a contemporary urban city slum. We try and keep it as realistic as possible. All avatars must be normal humans that you would encounter in real life. All behaviors must be realistic, so flying and teleporting, or jumping poseballs to pass through walls are not allowed. This is where a certain amount of common sense is important. If you can't do it in real life, then you can't do it here.

[1:35] Time fuze: Bomb armed, next detonation in 56 minutes.

[1:35] FireFox Breed is Online

[1:35] Diablos Korobase gave you Deadend Information.

[1:35] : Rubberman Pontoppidan (OOC) : you do understand why we consider this an "issue"?

[1:39] : Rubberman Pontoppidan (OOC) : and please, no weapons either

[1:40] Hunter Abrams: Am I good now?

[1:40] Rubberman Pontoppidan: lol... seriously...? Loose the knife(s) and your head is waaaay to big ...

[1:41] Rubberman Pontoppidan: I suggest you go off sim for now, work on a realistic avvie, and IM me when you have a suitable "you" .. how does that sound?

[1:42] Hunter Abrams: Well you need to work on your chin I can't see it

[1:43] Rubberman Pontoppidan shrugs "i asked if you understood why we try to mantain those rules, i do hope you understand"

[1:44] Hokusai Otsuka: Look like you got busted up cracka

[1:44] Hunter Abrams: Yes I do and avatar perection is kinda dumb not every body can mod a avatar so great as yours you have to allow a little diferance in sizes of sertain parts

[1:44] Hunter Abrams: perfection

[1:45] Rubberman Pontoppidan gave you Hunter Abrams.

[1:45] Rubberman Pontoppidan: brb

[1:45] Hokusai Otsuka: You just lost the game

[1:46] Rubberman Pontoppidan: back sorry was on phone

[1:46] Rubberman Pontoppidan: there is a grey area between perfection and ..well.. what you have now

[1:47] Rubberman Pontoppidan: You gotta admit that this looks silly... anyway..not realistic

[1:47] Rubberman Pontoppidan looks at Hokusai "what do u mean sir..?"

[1:47] Hokusai Otsuka: . . . OOC tag

[1:47] Hokusai Otsuka: Can't you read?

[1:47] Rubberman Pontoppidan frowns

[1:48] Hokusai Otsuka: Splorin

[1:48] Rubberman Pontoppidan: this game..SL..is kinda hard to do when one cant read...

[1:48] Rubberman Pontoppidan: i meant "Hokusai Otsuka: You just lost the game"

[1:48] Hokusai Otsuka: If you know what I ment, you'd be say'en "Aww fuck"

[1:49] Rubberman Pontoppidan: You cant say that I lost the game...only that YOU lost the game...

[1:49] Rubberman Pontoppidan: but i was talking to this avvie here

[1:50] Hokusai Otsuka: If ya think bout it. . He's still human behind the keyboard.

[1:50] Rubberman Pontoppidan nods "yeah..and i wanna spent the rest of my valuable RP time discussing that...

[1:50] Hokusai Otsuka: Called recognize the playa, not the mesh.

[1:50] Rubberman Pontoppidan: We have rules... accept them.. or find another SIM

[1:51] Hokusai Otsuka: My sorry massa! I did'n know dis was yo place!

[1:51] Rubberman Pontoppidan: Cant you read....? *points at his tag

[1:52] Hokusai Otsuka: The name above my head. . Unless you have that turned off.

[1:52] Hokusai Otsuka: Group title included.

[1:52] Rubberman Pontoppidan: My tag...where it says OWNER...

[1:52] Rubberman Pontoppidan: My profile..where it says OWNER

[1:52] Rubberman Pontoppidan: My SIM... our rules.. please...dont waste my time gentleman

[1:53] Hokusai Otsuka: Lack of AO, and decent clothes says yo too poor to own a sim.

[1:53] Rubberman Pontoppidan: ok..well have a nice day sir

[1:54] Hunter Abrams: Dose that mean I have to leave because my head is to big for your taste?

[1:54] Rubberman Pontoppidan: Kieran.. your opinion on this man's avvie...

[1:54] Rubberman Pontoppidan: I am NOT going into that

[1:54] Hunter Abrams: ...

[1:55] Kieran McCollum: brutely honest? looks a version of beeker from the moppets...no offense

[1:56] Hunter Abrams: In what whay do I look like a muppet?

[1:56] Kieran McCollum: do you know who beeker was?

[1:56] Rubberman Pontoppidan: Allright... this has taken me more then half an hour now....and i dont see much progress, i'll escort you out, you can IM me when you'r willing to see it our way...if thats dictatorial..so be it.. but i've had enough of this

[1:56] Rubberman Pontoppidan ejected and banned you from this land.

[1:56] You are no longer allowed here and have 15 seconds to leave.

[1:57] You are no longer allowed here and have been ejected.

[1:57] You are no longer allowed here and have been ejected.

[1:57] You are no longer allowed here and have been ejected.

[1:57] You are no longer allowed here and have been ejected.

[1:57] Teleport completed from http://slurl.com/secondlife/Honeysuckle%20Island/255/255/74

[1:58] Ordo Utility HUD v1.2: New contact: Hunter Abrams

[Septic Carver]

Heh, not a bad performance by the comic genius of Sptc Crvr.

[15:19] Septic Carver: Anyway, what's this about a ShinRa Titan Industries discount.

[15:19] Septic Carver: Like, the notice told everyone in the group to basically kiss your feet.

[15:21] Aryte Vesperia: Re--

[15:21] Aryte Vesperia: I've been doing that forever.

[15:22] Aryte Vesperia: Really?

[15:22] Aryte Vesperia: O.o

[15:22] Aryte Vesperia: In the Midgar shop.

[15:22] Septic Carver: ...Yeah.

[15:22] Septic Carver: A notice has -just- been sent.

[15:22] Septic Carver: Like. Last night.

[15:23] Septic Carver: In lament terms. "There's a discount for ShinRA. THANK ARYTE. SERIOUSLY. THANK HIM. I MEAN GRATIFIED BENDING OVER THANKING HIM. ALLOWING HIM TO TAKE YOU UP THE REAR KIND OF THANKS, KNO WT I'M SAYIN'?"

[15:24] Septic Carver: So. Yeah.

[15:24] Septic Carver takes the position.

[Fen Fouroux]

[20:11] Aelus Janus: I trust you'll be my eyes...

[20:11] Tandem Destiny: o_o?

[20:11] Aelus Janus: MY EYES IN THE DARK.

[20:11] Tandem Destiny: OK

[20:11] Aelus Janus: Because I am crawling in the dark, looking for the answers.

[20:12] Tandem Destiny: >_>

[20:12] Tandem Destiny: <_<

[20:12] Tandem Destiny lights a candle

[20:12] Tandem Destiny: WILL THIS HELP?

[20:12] Aelus Janus: If the candle is figurative for knowledge, then yes.

[20:13] Tandem Destiny stares at the candle,"uhhh. . . ok"

[20:13] Aelus Janus:

[20:13] Aelus Janus pets Tandem ever so softly.

[20:14] Tandem Destiny listens to the link, queitly staring at the candle.

*Sneaks up behind the Tandem and grapples quickly as to cause as little pain as possible* "Shhhhh... shhh... Sleep now." *takes his strangulation device and ties it back in his hair before scurrying off.*

[Firefox Breed]

[9:44] Pancake Waffle: is becoming full fur

[9:44] Pancake Waffle: or just half

[9:44] Trinity Heckroth: D:

[9:44] Trinity Heckroth: Neko?

[9:44] Pancake Waffle: neko's dont have furfeet

[9:44] FireFox Breed: o.o

[9:44] Trinity Heckroth: Oh

[9:44] Trinity Heckroth: I was wearing them for Sera.

[9:44] Pancake Waffle: >_>

[9:44] FireFox Breed: XD

[9:45] Daffee Vita: Furfeet..

[RazorFox]

*Sneaks up behind the Tandem and grapples quickly as to cause as little pain as possible* "Shhhhh... shhh... Sleep now." *takes his strangulation device and ties it back in his hair before scurrying off.*

*Uses asterisks to describe what he is doing via text, and to denote that the action described is presently occuring*

[Aryte]

[2009/02/13 18:53] Lemera Donardson: Hello, would I be able to get a high rank in Ordo, I have a notecard I'd like to show you to give you a reason why I could have a high rank in Ordo

Notecard:

2142: Corporal: training finished:

3 months.

Vanguard: underoffizier: training finished:

1 month

Alpha Marines: Liuetenant: training finished: 1 month

Alliance Navy: Recruit: training finished

SLSN: Private: training finished:

1 week

Militant Collective: Recruit: training not completed: 3 days

Elite Operations: Commander: training finished: 5 months

Silver Eagles: Commander: training finished: 1 month

2/45: Liuetenant: training finished:

3 months

TCG: Private: training finished:

1 month

Iron Coalition: Warrant Officer: training not completed: 5 days

10th mountain division: corporal: training finished: 2 months

Forefront: Recruit: training not completed: 3 days

Rathium: Private: training not completed: 1 day

BMC: Recruit: training not completed: 2 days

[Dragon Massiel]

I hope you made him cry

[Cyphre Iredell]

May have been too busy laughing XD

[Gulliver Carpool]

[23:00] Niiya Narayan: Silence is shit brown

I'm not sure in what context this sentence was given. But really, does it matter?

[Lilium Supermarine]

[20:13] Aelus Janus pets Tandem ever so softly.

Did not know his gate swung in that direction >______>

[RazorFox]

[20:47] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: And that covers phase I. Any questions?

[20:47] Melna Milos: No ma'am

[20:47] Silver Meridoc shakes his head

[20:48] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: o.o

[Kitsy Bunnyhug]

[20:47] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: And that covers phase I. Any questions?

[20:47] Melna Milos: No ma'am

[20:47] Silver Meridoc shakes his head

[20:48] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: o.o

well you do look like a ma'am if no one knew better >.>

[Sekonda Huet]

I have had this discussion with you before dude. Feminine shape, long hair. Christ Kitsy's more manly than you. :clover:

[Jester Spearmann]

Heard while fishing:

Samia Perun: i keep catching crabs :/

[Kytec Switchblade]

[15:43] Lunus Ferraris: Hello sir *salutes*

[15:44] Kytec Switchblade: Whats up?

[15:44] Lunus Ferraris: Well umm, in 15 minutes im having a WoW raid, and my Guild Master wants me to come, course this means ill miss the Meeting tonight

[15:44] Lunus Ferraris: Is it possible to delay the meeting for at least an hour?

[15:45] Kytec Switchblade: . . .

[Dascede]

[17:32] Vinnie Lei (COM): goto:hell

[17:32] Sekonda Huet (COM): already:there

[17:32] Kronus Gaffer (COM): THats what I was going to say D:

[17:32] Kraa String (COM): *You appear naked infront of Cristoph*

[17:33] Sekonda Huet (COM): *Rimshot*

[17:33] Dascede Aluveaux (COM): Quoted.

[Mikael Khalamov]

[6:43] Samia Perun: It's true. It's unacceptable to throw your poop at people.

[DamionStJames Webb]

[20:31] Methvell Gearbox: god, can your base be anymore like...make me what to shit myself awesome?

[20:31] Methvell Gearbox: it looks like something you see in a movie

[Euro Zapatero]

[20:31] Ruin Nefarious (COM): When he comes back and sees like 900 people standing around him,.

[20:31] Ruin Nefarious (COM): He'll be like ....

[20:32] Williamca Zenovka (COM): Everyone surround tony in the south.

[20:32] Ruin Nefarious (COM): 2 ..

[20:32] Ruin Nefarious (COM): IO just grenaded myself

[20:32] Hokusai Otsuka (COM): Oww

[20:32] Williamca Zenovka (COM): ROFL

[20:32] Dascede Aluveaux (COM): I'll lag too much.

[20:32] Ruin Nefarious (COM): And Hokusai

[20:32] Euro Zapatero (COM): HAHAHAHA

[20:32] Scientific Waffle (COM): ahahahaha

[20:32] Williamca Zenovka (COM): HAHAHAH XDDD

[20:32] Ruin Nefarious (COM): Laughing too much

[20:32] Euro Zapatero (COM): Qouted.

[Hokusai Otsuka]

[23:22] Hokusai Otsuka (COM): I just got slammed by a fucking tank. D:

[23:22] Sekonda Huet (COM): Oh murr whats his name?

[23:23] Williamca Zenovka (COM): ...

[23:23] Lestat Umarov (COM): XD

[23:23] Lestat Umarov (COM): quoted

In before Lestat. :B

[Blaze Wiles]

[12:56] Oni Alter (COM): ...Do they put something in the water here? o_O

[12:56] Kono Kestenbaum (COM): Yes. ACid.

[12:56] Jester Spearmann (COM): fish

[12:56] Kono Kestenbaum (COM): And bodies.

[12:56] Keller Teichmann (COM): Oni, they put me in there once a day to chew any heretics trying to scuba their way into the base.

[Desereck Creeggan]

[22:12] Fen Fouroux: You can has the front

[22:12] Fen Fouroux: i want the back.

[22:12] Seb Yakan: Oh, okay.

[22:12] Seb Yakan: Push him into me.

[22:12] Seb Yakan: As you push into him.

[22:12] Desereck Creeggan: .........

[22:12] Seb Yakan: Since he isn't really moving.

[22:12] Fen Fouroux: k

[Trinity Heckroth]

[14:12] Trevor Russell: sex could get a whole lot more fun if you had a 2 ft snake for a penis. srsly.