Quotes of Win

[ribena Homewood]

Windows + E opens up Windows Explorer. Over and over if you hold it down.

Hahahaha, Imma use that.

[Crash Silverfall]

Windows + E opens up Windows Explorer. Over and over if you hold it down.

WHERE the hell is the Windows key, i dont see a key with that on it :S

[Tokeli Zabelin]

WHERE the hell is the Windows key, i dont see a key with that on it :S

Because you're a MAC FAG. >:| GTFO.

[Kynnaria Merlin]

[18:49] Garion Lowenhardt: Holy shit it's Vladiums.

[18:49] Garion Lowenhardt: Erm.

[18:49] Garion Lowenhardt: Vladimus.

[18:49] Anlysia Gregoire: Valiums.

[18:49] Garion Lowenhardt: Lol'd.

[Jester Spearmann]

[19:21] (COM): Liana Pera: real men dont care what operating system they use as long as its capable of destroying brazillians

[19:21] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: Hahahah

[Desereck Creeggan]

[20:24] Fox-box: foxers likes to wear thongs and be mean

[20:24] Foxers Fhang: no he doesn't!

[20:24] Fox-box: foxers likes to wear thongs and be mean

[20:25] Foxers Fhang: NO!

[20:25] Fox-box: yes

[20:25] Foxers Fhang: NO!

[20:25] Fox-box: hello

[20:25] Foxers Fhang: NO!

[20:25] Fox-box: hello

[20:25] Foxers Fhang: NO!

[Kellervo]

[1:19] Keller Teichmann shouts: I'M CLIMBING TO HEAVEN, BRB

[1:19] zanndor Aeon shouts: I'll see you up dar

[1:19] zanndor Aeon shouts: *kills self*

[1:20] Keller Teichmann shouts: THAT'S A SIN

[1:20] Keller Teichmann shouts: I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL THEN.

[1:20] zanndor Aeon shouts: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[1:20] Keller Teichmann shouts: *TPS TO VERKLUND*

[Trinity Heckroth]

[5:48] Desereck Creeggan: Corsi

[5:48] Desereck Creeggan: Here's a video for you

[5:48] Desereck Creeggan: <video link>

[5:48] Corsi Mousehold: Oh no.....

[5:48] Corsi Mousehold: OH DEAR GOD

[5:49] Trinity Heckroth: if it makes corsi react that way i dare not click it

[Trinity Heckroth]

[6:09] (COM): Corsi Mousehold: CIVI IS ARMED AND ADVANCING

[6:09] plops Magic: r

[6:09] (COM): Corsi Mousehold: Or not

[6:09] (COM): Ron Bleac: Kallaniden?

[6:09] (COM): Ron Bleac: He ain't armed, he has a banjo.

[6:09] (COM): Foxers Fhang: ITS

[6:09] (COM): Foxers Fhang: HE

[6:09] (COM): Corsi Mousehold: Was I cammed on the wrong person.

[6:09] (COM): Foxers Fhang: A BANJO!!!!

[6:09] (COM): Trinity Heckroth: ITS A BANJO

[6:09] (COM): Foxers Fhang: ROFL

[Desereck Creeggan]

Ventrilo:

Ethan: Hey Anly, you there?

Anly: Yeah, what's up?

Ethan: Do you have mercury access?

Anly: Yup, sure do!

Ethan: Go ahead and post all of the defense reports today.

Anly:...

Anly: I hate you so much Ethan.

(COM): Desereck: Ethan +1 surprise buttsex!

[Anlysia Gregoire]

Fuckin' Ethan.

[Euro Zapatero]

Euro: Is the belgian waffle your brother or your sister?

Scientific Waffle: Waffles lack genders :o

Euro: Wait..

Euro: You are not a dude? Nor a chick?

Scientific Waffle: I assume the form of a dude :o

Euro: Hm...

Euro: Do you have any testo?

Scientific Waffle: lawl

Scientific Waffle: ONLY THROUGH SCIENCE

Euro: THAT YOU HAVE TESTOSTERONE?!

Scientific Waffle: lol

Euro: YOU MAKE NO SENSE

Scientific Waffle: MY REASON IS BEYOND YOUR CAPACITY FOR LOGIC.

[Johann]

You probably won't get most of these. But so much of it actually fits.

[3:42] Netamashii Rotaru: WHICH ONE OF YALL DEAD MOTHER FUCKERS JUST SAID DAT SHIT! >8(

[3:42] Phillip Linden: i di

[3:45] Phillip Linden: well i wish huddles would come visit if my mom would come with big boobies

[3:46] Tart Porta: ....

[3:46] Phillip Linden: for awhile x3

[3:46] Tart Porta: wat

[3:46] Phillip Linden: they took our jerbs!

[3:46] Johann Wilberg: Well alright.

[3:46] Phillip Linden: how's it's working on the ass and vanishes into the ass and a werewolf

[3:52] Johann Wilberg: Pyramid Head's coming after you, James.

[3:52] James Sunderland: amads gay

[3:52] Pyramid Head: yay turned mine on your hud

[3:52] Phillip Linden: me

[3:52] Netamashii Rotaru: Noooooo!

[3:52] Pyramid Head: just rename thr bot o whatever you put it

[3:52] James Sunderland: pyramid head's coming after you, have you like

[3:52] Phillip Linden: in my boobies

[3:51] Johann Wilberg: Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaames

[3:51] James Sunderland: hm, have you like

[3:51] Pyramid Head: d

[3:51] Phillip Linden: who's a pervert

[3:51] James Sunderland: yes he is

[3:51] Tart Porta: amads a pervert

[3:51] Pyramid Head: jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaames

[3:51] James Sunderland: xd!

[3:51] Phillip Linden: omigod this box

[3:53] James Sunderland: pyramid head's coming after you, no problem c

[3:53] Pyramid Head: pyramid head's coming after you like

[3:56] Pyramid Head: rio is here?

[3:56] Phillip Linden: i wish huddles would say

[3:56] Johann Wilberg: Rio hasn't come yet.

[3:56] James Sunderland: hahahah!

[3:56] Pyramid Head: is here?

[3:56] Phillip Linden: learn it on my nuts

[3:56] Tart Porta: :D

[3:56] Pyramid Head: jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaames

[3:56] James Sunderland: rio is rio is rio hasn't come yet

[3:56] Johann Wilberg: ... No.

[3:56] Pyramid Head: o!

[3:56] James Sunderland: o!

[3:56] Phillip Linden: me moans 8d

[3:56] Tart Porta: Lol

[3:56] Pyramid Head: yay turned mine on your hud

[3:56] James Sunderland: rio hasn't come yet

[3:56] Phillip Linden: get licked

[3:57] Tart Porta: Im going to log

[3:57] James Sunderland: jerbs?

[3:57] Pyramid Head: yay turned mine on your hud

[3:57] Phillip Linden: ima go in the typing ao in emerald users

[3:57] Tart Porta: Nightttttttt

[3:57] James Sunderland: rio is

[3:57] Pyramid Head: is rio is here next to me ask you like

[3:57] Phillip Linden: he just rename thr bot

[3:57] Netamashii Rotaru: Okay see ya mmmthanks tart xD

[3:57] Tart Porta: <3

[3:57] James Sunderland: jerbs?

[3:57] Pyramid Head: amads gay

[3:57] Pyramid Head: d

[3:57] James Sunderland: c

[3:57] Phillip Linden: hes a pervert

[3:57] Tart Porta: myes he is

[3:57] James Sunderland: o

[3:57] Pyramid Head: hahahah!

[3:57] Phillip Linden: you fapping?

[3:57] Tart Porta: LOL

[3:57] James Sunderland: okay see ya mmmthanks tart xd

[3:57] Pyramid Head: rio is rio is

[4:02] James Sunderland: philip likes them boobies

[4:03] Netamashii Rotaru: James

[4:03] James Sunderland: derp

[4:03] Pyramid Head: go rape a pervert

[4:03] Pyramid Head: derp derp amads gay

[4:06] Pyramid Head: go rape a fgt

[4:07] Pyramid Head: fuck james, it's short for james rape james <-- BEST ONE EVER!

[4:08] James Sunderland: me james, it's short for james! <-- James is this retarded in the game...

[4:13] Pyramid Head: fuck a little girl around here next to log

[4:15] Johann Wilberg: VG is for fags.

[4:15] James Sunderland: c

[4:15] Pyramid Head: me james, it's short for james

[4:15] Netamashii Rotaru: NO

[4:15] James Sunderland: harry lieks it on d

[4:15] Pyramid Head: me james, it's short for james! you, it's short for fags

[4:16] Johann Wilberg: VG is for fags.

[4:16] Pyramid Head: no

[4:16] Johann Wilberg: YES!

[4:16] Pyramid Head: vg is james, it's short for james, it's short for james, ph

[4:16] Pyramid Head: let me ask you seen a lying figure

[4:17] Johann Wilberg: Just you raping two of them above the kitchen sink.

[4:17] James Sunderland: harry is james!

[4:17] Pyramid Head: my name is for fags

[4:18] Johann Wilberg: Ordo is the best.

[4:18] James Sunderland: my name is my ass

[4:18] Pyramid Head: vg is james rape harry

[4:18] Netamashii Rotaru: Omfg

[4:18] James Sunderland: my name is quiet here?

[4:18] Pyramid Head: my name is james, it's short for james, he is here next to me james, ph

[4:18] Pyramid Head: vg is a pervert

[4:20] Pyramid Head: pyramid head thats a lying figure

[4:20] James Sunderland: my name is james, wonder if you have you can call me james, it's short for fags

[4:25] James Sunderland: pyramid head thats a pervert

[4:26] Pyramid Head: what is this i don't even

[4:27] Pyramid Head: what is the kitchen sink

[4:27] Harry Mason: but that's what is james, it's short for james, it's short for james

[4:27] Johann Wilberg: IT'S WHAT YOU FUCK ON!

[4:27] James Sunderland: noooo!

[4:27] Harry Mason: me james go get raped

[4:27] Pyramid Head: my name is james, rape a new one, it's short for fags

[4:27] Riordan Silvercloud: HARRY STOP IT xDD

[4:27] Harry Mason: noooo!

[4:27] James Sunderland: what is this i don't even

[4:27] Riordan Silvercloud: !

[4:28] Harry Mason: yes go get raped

[4:32] Pyramid Head: ordo is the best

[4:34] Riordan Silvercloud: Hwhat are you talking about?

[4:34] Harry Mason: philip likes

[4:34] James Sunderland: none of them boobies

[4:34] Pyramid Head: what is this i don't even

[4:34] Netamashii Rotaru: XD

[4:34] James Sunderland: harry stop it!

[4:34] Pyramid Head: james you, black hair 7 years old man xd

[4:34] Riordan Silvercloud: Cheryl?

[4:34] Harry Mason: my name is my name is james, you do

[4:34] James Sunderland: pfffffffh hate you harry xd

[4:34] Harry Mason: yes you afraid?

[4:34] Pyramid Head: i don't even

[4:34] Pyramid Head: my name is james, it's short, you afraid?

[4:36] Netamashii Rotaru: Have you seen my wife? Short, blond hair, 3 years dead?

[4:36] Pyramid Head: no

[4:36] James Sunderland: in his poopeer

[4:36] Harry Mason: my name is the butt

[4:38] Riordan Silvercloud: Are you talking about Cheryl?

[4:38] James Sunderland: gyromancy!

[4:38] Harry Mason: aren't you raping two of them above the kitchen sink

[4:38] Pyramid Head: what is, it's what is my bff

[4:38] Pyramid Head: go rape a little kid right now

[4:47] Netamashii Rotaru: FIST PYRAMID HEAD

[4:47] James Sunderland: my wife?

[4:47] Pyramid Head: ouch!

[4:47] Pyramid Head: i want a little kid right now xd

[4:51] Pyramid Head: james, blond hair, have you can call me ask me james does harry in the cock

[4:52] Pyramid Head: stop being such a lion get in the kitchen sink

[5:02] Pyramid Head: vg is for space nazis

[RazorFox]

On AIM, names changed for consistency's sake:

Zrazor (5:33:37 PM): Dude, last night was INSANE

Zrazor (5:34:03 PM): I ended up sandwiched between two black chicks

Zrazor (5:34:28 PM): And then when the club closed for the night, my cousin lost his hoodie that had his iPhone and car/house keys in it

Zrazor (5:35:10 PM): And he was drunk and blacking out and shit so we called a cab to get back to his house but we were locked out so he takes this tire iron and chucks it through the window and starts punching it

Zrazor (5:35:40 PM): Naturally he cuts himself really bad so we call 911

Aryte (5:36:25 PM): ....

Zrazor (5:36:54 PM): The cops show up and make fun of us for being shitty at breaking into houses, and we roll out in the ambulance and I go with Colin to the ER and they have this woman in there strapped to a bed screaming about God like she's on PCP or some shit

Zrazor (5:37:12 PM): He gets eight stitches and we don't get home til 6 AM

Zrazor (5:38:01 PM): My life is amazing

Aryte (5:38:29 PM): ...

Aryte (5:38:51 PM): I did homework.

[Anlysia Gregoire]

[18:08] Lestat Umarov: From Zrazor for Fulminata: "I was too drunk to submit a report."

Ties in with the above. :inlove:

[Tiridates Mikadze]

What do I keep telling you children about the devil of drink?

[RazorFox]

I am a very festive person and my birthdays typically last for about two to five weeks.

[Desereck Creeggan]

[20:59] Desereck Creeggan: I will pay you 10L if you bite diablos.

[21:00] Tiberious Beaumont: Not on your life i'm afraid. Every girl has her price, and you're no where near it

[21:00] Desereck Creeggan: Oh ouch :(

[21:00] Desereck Creeggan: That hurt.

[21:01] Tiberious Beaumont: Wasn't meant to hurt. But that's the way I feel, Mr Creeggan.

[21:01] Desereck Creeggan: Hahaha.

[21:09] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (Tiberious Beaumont) Mr. Dan green box lego man, shut the fucking hell up now! I may look like a lowly vampire to you but would it surprise you to know I have God powers as Admin.

[21:13] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (Aryte Vesperia) Hello.

[21:13] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (Jackolaus Carlberg) Mr admin please spare me

[21:13] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (Jackolaus Carlberg) I am so afraid :(

[21:13] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (Aryte Vesperia) I own this sim cluster.

[21:15] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (Aryte Vesperia) So.

[21:15] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (Aryte Vesperia) How about them admin powers.

[Aryte]

[14:19] Kastrenzo Benelli: every night he gets a quart of vodka, then beats his wife. Rofl, only in Russia

[14:19] Kastrenzo Benelli: ... oh god, wrong window, .. fuck,

[Trinity Heckroth]

[5:23] Ron Bleac puts on his gloves.

[5:23] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: :D!

[5:23] Czyrek Essel: omg

[5:23] Czyrek Essel: me first

[5:23] Ron Bleac: Wow.

[5:23] Trinity Heckroth: ...

[5:23] Ron Bleac: Okay.

[Johann]

[5:23] Ron Bleac puts on his gloves.

[5:23] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: :D!

[5:23] Czyrek Essel: omg

[5:23] Czyrek Essel: me first

[5:23] Ron Bleac: Wow.

[5:23] Trinity Heckroth: ...

[5:23] Ron Bleac: Okay.

Cereal almost came out of my nose.

[Desereck Creeggan]

[23:37] Whathole Magic: We are dragonball z fighting

[23:37] Ion Nirvana: xD

[23:37] Ion Nirvana: XD

[23:37] Desereck Creeggan: More like

[23:38] Lupus Mielziner is Offline

[23:38] Desereck Creeggan: Two japanese asian girls in skirts who have a slight misunderstanding about their boyfriends

[23:38] Ion Nirvana: o___o;

[23:38] Desereck Creeggan: have no clue where that came from :D

[23:38] Whathole Magic: Yeah that's what I said. Dragonball Z

[23:38] Desereck Creeggan: HAHAHA

[23:38] Desereck Creeggan: quoted

[ribena Homewood]

[5:23] Ron Bleac puts on his gloves.

[5:23] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: :D!

[5:23] Czyrek Essel: omg

[5:23] Czyrek Essel: me first

[5:23] Ron Bleac: Wow.

[5:23] Trinity Heckroth: ...

[5:23] Ron Bleac: Okay.

I cracked the hell up.

[Jester Spearmann]

[5:30] Pancake Waffle: Ordo is based off of a board game called risk

[5:30] Pancake Waffle: we're all little colored army men

[5:30] Pancake Waffle: while aryte rolls the dice

[5:31] Pancake Waffle: laughing and waiting

[5:31] Pancake Waffle: as we play his little game.

[5:31] Ron Bleac: That's pretty badass.

[5:31] Arch Graves: Thats sort of deep.

[Trevor Russell]

[11:25] Trevor Russell: my kitteh senses are tingling, i sense a hug coming :O

[11:25] Aryte Vesperia: ..

[11:26] Aryte Vesperia is Offline

(then, in another IM...)

[11:27] FireFox Breed hugs

[11:27] Trevor Russell: ...