Quotes of Win

[Desereck Creeggan]

-- Instant message logging enabled --

[18:45] *** parent estate: 1, mainland

[18:45] Ryu Peng: Hey,

[18:45] Ryu Peng: I stole your Snowman.

[18:45] Ryu Peng: Wutnao?

[18:45] Desereck Creeggan: HEY

[18:45] Desereck Creeggan: NO YOU DIDNT

[18:45] Desereck Creeggan: WHAT NAO

[18:45] Ryu Peng: Dude,

[18:45] Ryu Peng: I just farted,

[18:45] Ryu Peng: shat,

[18:45] Ryu Peng: and possibly downloaded,

[18:45] Ryu Peng: it's head.

[18:45] Desereck Creeggan: You can have its head.

[18:45] Ryu Peng: Shit seeps.

[18:46] Desereck Creeggan: Not when its DECAPITATED LIKE YOU WILL BE SOON

[18:46] Ryu Peng: With what?

[18:46] Ryu Peng: If you mean your penis,

[18:46] Ryu Peng: I'd advise against it.

[18:46] Ryu Peng: Might freeze.

[18:46] Desereck Creeggan: I was about to say penis too :[

[18:46] Ryu Peng: Really?

[18:46] Desereck Creeggan: No.

[18:47] Ryu Peng: T.T

[18:47] Ryu Peng: I WAS PSYCHIC!

[18:47] Ryu Peng: For 2 seconds. ._.

[18:47] Desereck Creeggan: FOR YEAH. TWO SECONDS.

[18:47] Ryu Peng: Ok,

[18:47] Ryu Peng: I claim ownership,

[18:47] Ryu Peng: do to it looking like me.

[18:48] Desereck Creeggan writes on notepad

[18:48] Desereck Creeggan: That'll be 500L in taxes for transfering ownership.

[18:48] Ryu Peng: Hmm...

[18:48] Ryu Peng: I can make payments of 5l.

[18:48] Desereck Creeggan: Your interest will be 100% every day

[18:49] Desereck Creeggan: By the time you pay off the first 500L, you'll be in debt by 9,995,000L

[18:49] Ryu Peng: ......

[18:49] Desereck Creeggan: SO

[18:49] Desereck Creeggan: WHAT YOU GONNA DO

[18:49] Desereck Creeggan: WHAT

[18:49] Desereck Creeggan: YOU

[18:49] Ryu Peng: Well,

[18:49] Desereck Creeggan: GONNA DO

[18:49] Ryu Peng: I could always kill you,

[18:49] Ryu Peng: and take it.

[18:49] Ryu Peng: MANLAW!

[18:50] Desereck Creeggan: Unfortunately I am half cat, so I have four lives.

[18:50] Desereck Creeggan: So by the time you kill me once, I'll have used your intestines for tooth floss.

[18:50] Ryu Peng: Wait,

[18:50] Ryu Peng: wait,

[18:50] Ryu Peng: if you'r HALF cat,

[18:50] Ryu Peng: wouldn't you get 41/2 lives?

[18:50] Ryu Peng: 4-1/2?

[18:51] Desereck Creeggan: I lost 1/2 a life because I'm also half dog.

[18:51] Ryu Peng: Oh,

[18:51] Ryu Peng: well,

[18:51] Ryu Peng: I'm Half Black,

[18:51] Ryu Peng: so I'll put your dog half in dog fights,

[18:51] Ryu Peng: and I'm Half Asian,

[18:51] Ryu Peng: so I eat your cat half.

[18:52] Desereck Creeggan: Fuck.

[18:52] Desereck Creeggan: An asian black man. Who would have concieved such a child!? Its almost as bad as Chuck Norris.

[18:53] Ryu Peng: Yea.

[18:53] Ryu Peng: Well,

[18:53] Ryu Peng: I actually KNOW an Asian Black.

[18:53] Ryu Peng: It's scary.

[18:53] Ryu Peng: They look black,

[18:53] Ryu Peng: but they do math like crazy.

[18:53] Ryu Peng: ...

[18:53] Desereck Creeggan: I can imagine them being a scientist boxer.

[18:53] Ryu Peng: Gah, I'm so racist. ._.

[18:54] Desereck Creeggan: HaHAHA

[18:54] Ryu Peng: LOL

[18:54] Ryu Peng: So odd,

[18:54] Ryu Peng: I was just watching Rocky on TV,

[18:54] Ryu Peng: and it was Mr. T,

[18:54] Ryu Peng: versus Rocky.

[18:54] Ryu Peng: xD

[18:54] Desereck Creeggan: This is so quoted.

[18:54] Ryu Peng: Wow,

[18:54] Ryu Peng: really?

[18:54] Desereck Creeggan: No.

[18:54] Ryu Peng: ....

[18:54] Ryu Peng: Really?

[18:55] Desereck Creeggan: Yeah really.

[18:55] Ryu Peng: Damn...

[18:55] Ryu Peng: I was almost quoted,

[18:55] Ryu Peng: that's like,

[18:55] Ryu Peng: having a baby,

[18:55] Ryu Peng: then it come out looking like you.

[18:55] Ryu Peng: =/

[18:55] Ryu Peng: Heartbreaking.

[18:55] Desereck Creeggan: Ha. Ahaha.

[18:55] Desereck Creeggan: Or you dying in childbirth

[18:56] Desereck Creeggan: THAT CAN BE ARRANGED.

[18:56] Ryu Peng: Well,

[18:56] Ryu Peng: if you can go back in time,

[18:56] Ryu Peng: you'll screw yourself,

[18:56] Ryu Peng: because,

[18:56] Ryu Peng: when you step out,

[18:56] Ryu Peng: you'll mov an air molecule,

[18:56] Ryu Peng: which was going to stop a tornado from forming,

[18:56] Ryu Peng: right over your house,

[18:56] Ryu Peng: but didn't,

[18:56] Ryu Peng: so you died,

[18:56] Ryu Peng: but that would mean,

[18:56] Ryu Peng: you wouldn't have lived,

[18:56] Ryu Peng: to make the machine,

[18:56] Ryu Peng: WHICH,

[18:57] Ryu Peng: would cause a paradox.

[18:57] Desereck Creeggan: But this could be like Star Trek.

[18:57] Ryu Peng: And destroy the universe.

[18:57] Ryu Peng: What,

[18:57] Desereck Creeggan: PARALLEL UNIVERSES

[18:57] Ryu Peng: were your own dad saves you?

[18:57] Desereck Creeggan: ALTERNATE REALITY

[18:57] Ryu Peng: OHFUCKYOU!

[18:57] Ryu Peng: That's about as plausible as me getting laid within the hour.

[18:57] Desereck Creeggan: brb finding you a hooker

[18:57] Ryu Peng: No AIDs plez.

[18:57] Ryu Peng: Ya know,

[18:57] Desereck Creeggan: Every STD you can think of.

[18:57] Ryu Peng: if you quote this,

[18:57] Ryu Peng: we could run a series of episodes,

[18:58] Ryu Peng: every week,

[18:58] Ryu Peng: we'll just talk,

[18:58] Ryu Peng: about random shit,

[18:58] Desereck Creeggan: Lets do it

[18:58] Ryu Peng: xD

[18:58] Ryu Peng: Really?

[18:58] Desereck Creeggan: No.

[18:58] Ryu Peng: I gotta stop asking that....

[18:58] Desereck Creeggan: YOU WERE A MOVIE STAR FOR A WHOLE TWO SECONDS.

[18:58] Ryu Peng: Yea,

[18:58] Ryu Peng: I've been Brad Pitt and Ms. Cleo,

[18:58] Ryu Peng: for 2 seconds each.

[18:58] Ryu Peng: Who next?

[18:58] Ryu Peng: Shaq?

[18:59] Desereck Creeggan: Swartzeneggar

[18:59] Ryu Peng: That ghost from Amityville Horror?

[18:59] Ryu Peng: NO!

[18:59] Ryu Peng: NO!

[18:59] Desereck Creeggan: YES

[18:59] Ryu Peng: ANYTHING BUT THAT!

[18:59] Desereck Creeggan: Fine you can be Queen Latifa

[18:59] Ryu Peng: I WOULD RATHER HAVE MY FACE LOOK LIKE A BLUEBERRY PANCAKE!

[18:59] Desereck Creeggan: THAT CAN BE ARRANGED

[18:59] Ryu Peng: ANYTHING BUT THE AUSTRIAN GOVERNATOR!

[18:59] Ryu Peng: Queen Latifa?

[18:59] Ryu Peng: She's a diva.

[18:59] Desereck Creeggan: Anything is possible. ITS A PARALLEL UNIVERSE.

[18:59] Ryu Peng: So,

[19:00] Ryu Peng: if this is parallel,

[19:00] Ryu Peng: what's my other self doing?

[19:00] Desereck Creeggan: Getting laid.

[19:00] Ryu Peng: I'm copy pasting this to Zero.

[19:00] Ryu Peng: Liek,

[19:00] Ryu Peng: nao.

[19:00] Ryu Peng: Brbho.

[19:00] Desereck Creeggan: Quoting this to forums

[19:00] Desereck Creeggan: liek

[19:00] Desereck Creeggan: nao

[Tenaki Kupferberg]

[14:15] Azoth Zsun: geneology of Azoth is like dis

[14:15] Tenaki Kupferberg: RUN TIRI! FURRY TALK HAPPENIN'!

[14:15] Tiridates Mikadze: I know how to take care of that

[14:16] Tenaki Kupferberg: FUUUUUU

[14:16] Tiridates Mikadze: which button keeps it from blowing up, again?

[14:16] Tiridates Mikadze: I keep forgetting

[14:16] Azoth Zsun: green

[14:16] Tenaki Kupferberg: Red

[14:16] Tenaki Kupferberg: RED

[14:16] Tiridates Mikadze: let's flip a coin

[14:16] Tenaki Kupferberg: REEEEEED!

[14:16] Tenaki Kupferberg: REDREDREDRED

[14:16] Azoth Zsun: i have doublesided coins

[14:16] Azoth Zsun: it shows up red

[14:16] Tiridates Mikadze: Green is red

[14:16] Tiridates Mikadze: red is green

[14:16] Jayce Iredell is Online

[14:16] Azoth Zsun: red is green?

[14:16] Tiridates Mikadze: I've got a green and red coin

[14:16] Tiridates Mikadze: shutup

[14:17] Tiridates Mikadze: now

[14:17] Tiridates Mikadze: here we go

[14:17] Azoth Zsun: D=

[14:17] You died and have been teleported to your home location

[14:17] Ordo HUD 0.3.7: Collision: Frag - Tiridates Mikadze

[Tiridates Mikadze]

[14:15] Azoth Zsun: geneology of Azoth is like dis

[14:15] Tenaki Kupferberg: RUN TIRI! FURRY TALK HAPPENIN'!

[14:15] Tiridates Mikadze: I know how to take care of that

[14:16] Tenaki Kupferberg: FUUUUUU

[14:16] Tiridates Mikadze: which button keeps it from blowing up, again?

[14:16] Tiridates Mikadze: I keep forgetting

[14:16] Azoth Zsun: green

[14:16] Tenaki Kupferberg: Red

[14:16] Tenaki Kupferberg: RED

[14:16] Tiridates Mikadze: let's flip a coin

[14:16] Tenaki Kupferberg: REEEEEED!

[14:16] Tenaki Kupferberg: REDREDREDRED

[14:16] Azoth Zsun: i have doublesided coins

[14:16] Azoth Zsun: it shows up red

[14:16] Tiridates Mikadze: Green is red

[14:16] Tiridates Mikadze: red is green

[14:16] Jayce Iredell is Online

[14:16] Azoth Zsun: red is green?

[14:16] Tiridates Mikadze: I've got a green and red coin

[14:16] Tiridates Mikadze: shutup

[14:17] Tiridates Mikadze: now

[14:17] Tiridates Mikadze: here we go

[14:17] Azoth Zsun: D=

[14:17] You died and have been teleported to your home location

[14:17] Ordo HUD 0.3.7: Collision: Frag - Tiridates Mikadze

Red button should be a Skull and the Green one should be like, a peace sign, or heart, since that would help clarify.

[Trinity Heckroth]

[13:53] (COM): Garion Lowenhardt: The fuck.

[13:53] (COM): Garion Lowenhardt: Carrots?

[13:53] (COM): Garion Lowenhardt: VINCENT.

[13:54] (COM): Garion Lowenhardt: >:|

[13:54] (COM): Vincent Lucerne: XD

[13:54] (COM): Vincent Lucerne: ORBITAL ARRAY ONLINE

[Typhon Perun]

[16:07] Foran Luik shouts: NO SHIELD CAN WITHSTAND THE POWER OF THIS FULLY ARMED AND OPERATIONAL DEATH S-...RPG!

Typhon sees a RPG rocket hit his barricade head on... and survives

[16:08] Foran Luik shouts: OK NEVERMIND

[Keno]

Red button should be a Skull and the Green one should be like, a peace sign, or heart, since that would help clarify.

To help me remember now I just think of "WHAT EVER YOU DO, DON'T PUSH THE BIG RED BUTTON"

[Jester Spearmann]

To help me remember now I just think of "WHAT EVER YOU DO, DON'T PUSH THE BIG RED BUTTON"

You would just press it anyhow

[Johann]

[23:30] Justice Capalini: Hey Johann

[23:30] Justice Capalini: sorry about that

[23:30] Justice Capalini: it hit me suddenly

[23:30] Justice Capalini: i had to shit

[23:30] Johann Wilberg: Hey hey. It's all good and we found it.

[23:30] Justice Capalini: okay

[23:30] Johann Wilberg: ... Rofl.

[23:30] Justice Capalini: yeah

[23:30] Justice Capalini: i was smokin a cig

[23:30] Justice Capalini: and then

[23:30] Johann Wilberg sneaks to the quotes page on the forums.

[23:30] Justice Capalini: i was like OMG

[RazorFox]

[0:09] Ordo sculpted handheld radio 1.0 (stomach): (micul Hansome) what the hell are u

[0:09] Radar Base: Lost contact: Johann Wilberg

[0:09] Mercury: Lost contact: Johann Wilberg

[0:09] Ordo sculpted handheld radio 1.0 (stomach): (RobWolf Dragovar) Excuse me?

[0:09] Radar Base: Lost contact: Ion Nirvana

[0:09] Mercury: Lost contact: Ion Nirvana

[0:10] Ordo sculpted handheld radio 1.0 (stomach): (micul Hansome) well eating cookies right now

[0:11] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: ao on

[0:11] Dogz Of War 01 - Animation Overrider: Franimation override on.

[0:11] [Ordo] Shield Wall deactivated for 10 seconds.

[0:11] Ordo sculpted handheld radio 1.0 (stomach): (micul Hansome) but when i get done ill just beat the shit out fo u and be gone

[0:13] Ordo sculpted handheld radio 1.0 (stomach): (micul Hansome) all most done just a afew more

Limey Linden really is the best thing ever to happen to Ordo.

[Ron Bleac]

[16:11] Ron Bleac: Hi5!

[16:11] zanndor Aeon: Hi5!

[16:11] Ron Bleac: Hi5!

[16:11] zanndor Aeon: Hi5!

[16:11] Ron Bleac: Hi5!

[16:11] zanndor Aeon: Hi5!

[16:11] Ron Bleac: Hi5!

[16:11] zanndor Aeon: Hi5!

[16:11] Ron Bleac: Hi5!

[16:11] zanndor Aeon: Hi5!

[16:11] Ron Bleac: Hi5!

[16:11] zanndor Aeon: Hi5!

[16:11] Ron Bleac: Hi5!

[16:11] zanndor Aeon: gi5

[16:11] zanndor Aeon: DAMN

[16:11] Ron Bleac: ..

[16:11] Ron Bleac: HAHA

[Desereck Creeggan]

[16:11] Ron Bleac: Hi5!

[16:11] zanndor Aeon: Hi5!

[16:11] Ron Bleac: Hi5!

[16:11] zanndor Aeon: Hi5!

[16:11] Ron Bleac: Hi5!

[16:11] zanndor Aeon: Hi5!

[16:11] Ron Bleac: Hi5!

[16:11] zanndor Aeon: Hi5!

[16:11] Ron Bleac: Hi5!

[16:11] zanndor Aeon: Hi5!

[16:11] Ron Bleac: Hi5!

[16:11] zanndor Aeon: Hi5!

[16:11] Ron Bleac: Hi5!

[16:11] zanndor Aeon: gi5

[16:11] zanndor Aeon: DAMN

[16:11] Ron Bleac: ..

[16:11] Ron Bleac: HAHA

c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker.

[Keno]

thejamesatron Deed has the title "Second Life President" it quickly becomes obvious he was hired by Caine to assassinate Aryte. xD

[16:37] thejamesatron Deed: hello

[16:37] Imperial Admiral: omg

[16:37] thejamesatron Deed: imperial

[16:38] Imperial Admiral: ur the presidente of sl?

[16:38] thejamesatron Deed: yes?

[16:38] Imperial Admiral: wow

[16:38] thejamesatron Deed: are you happy with ob here

[16:38] Voodoo Hexicola doubts that XD

[16:38] thejamesatron Deed: sorry have to go

[16:38] Imperial Admiral: no wait

[16:38] Imperial Admiral: can you do special stuff?

[16:38] thejamesatron Deed: i have to check up on winter fest

[16:38] thejamesatron Deed: yes

[16:38] Imperial Admiral: like wha

[16:38] thejamesatron Deed: quickly

[16:38] Imperial Admiral: whataaaa

<<< He dissapears >>>

[16:39] Imperial Admiral: i met the president

[16:39] Imperial Admiral: :D

[16:39] Voodoo Hexicola waves, "hiya Imperial, can I ask a question real quick?"

[16:39] Imperial Admiral: sure

[16:40] Voodoo Hexicola: why is it so hard to tp here? =) me and my sis wanted to come here to look around, maybe join the rp, but we were banned as soon as we tp in

[16:40] Imperial Admiral: you got banned?

[16:40] Imperial Admiral: hmm

[16:40] Voodoo Hexicola: yes, I cant leave this tiny area here

[16:40] Voodoo Hexicola: cant even go to this desk

<<< He returns! >>>

[16:41] thejamesatron Deed: you were saying

[16:41] Imperial Admiral: i think you got banned because it automatically removes people under one month

[16:41] thejamesatron Deed: no

[16:42] thejamesatron Deed: i got this job cause of my amnesty

[16:42] Imperial Admiral: how much do you get paid mr president

[16:42] thejamesatron Deed: do you have any ideas on the running off sl

[16:42] Voodoo Hexicola: we will have to come back after a month then

[16:42] Maza Rau: Gentlemen

[16:42] thejamesatron Deed: is aryte around

[16:43] Liana Pera is Online

[16:43] thejamesatron Deed: i must speak with him

[16:43] Imperial Admiral: guys

[16:43] thejamesatron Deed: my hair cost 100L

[16:43] Imperial Admiral: meet the president of sl

[16:43] thejamesatron Deed: QUICKLY

[16:43] (COM): Typhon Perun: He was hired to assinsate Aryte. :P

[16:43] thejamesatron Deed: i dont have much time

[16:43] Imperial Admiral: why do you need him mr president?

[16:43] (COM): Typhon Perun: been trying poorly for days now.

[16:43] thejamesatron Deed: do you have any views

[16:44] Sol Cult: There is no President, only Zuul.

[16:44] Imperial Admiral: dont you have more important things to do?

[16:44] thejamesatron Deed: im asking him wiuld he be interested in new group i am creating

[16:44] thejamesatron Deed: quickly

[16:44] thejamesatron Deed: caine constantine is on my list

[16:44] Imperial Admiral: ooo what group?

[16:45] thejamesatron Deed: the protection and safety of the sl people

[16:45] thejamesatron Deed: for

[16:45] Imperial Admiral: ooo likeaa police force?

[16:46] thejamesatron Deed: it gets notices on events and stuff for equal rights in sl

[16:46] thejamesatron Deed: im going to have to leave soon

[16:46] thejamesatron Deed: i have to meet with the director

[16:47] Imperial Admiral: ok mr president

[16:47] Imperial Admiral: i can escort you right to him

[16:47] Imperial Admiral: straight away

[16:47] Imperial Admiral: im sure he will be excited to meet you

[16:47] (COM): Johann Wilberg: So I sent Aryte a text that thejamesatron is back despite his multiple bans. He replied "camp camp".

[16:47] thejamesatron Deed: quickly

[16:47] thejamesatron Deed: is he online

[16:48] Imperial Admiral: yes sir, i can take you to him

[16:48] thejamesatron Deed: il have to leave in a few minutes

[16:48] Imperial Admiral: follow me sir

[16:48] thejamesatron Deed: okay

[16:48] thejamesatron Deed: jesus i got lag

[16:48] You died and have been teleported to your home location

[16:48] Ordo HUD 0.3.7: Collision: ISA_5.56x45mm NATO - Corsi Mousehold

[16:48] Teleport completed from http://slurl.com/secondlife/Chronus/182/127/79

[16:49] (COM): Imperial Admiral: CORSI, JESUS CHECK FIRE D:<

<<< CORSI >:O >>>

[16:49] Teleport completed from http://slurl.com/secondlife/Titan/101/51/46

[16:49] Imperial Admiral: WHY DID YOU SHOOT HIM

[16:49] Imperial Admiral: DFJGHASRNHAJN

[16:49] Imperial Admiral: YOU RUINED IT

[16:49] Sol Cult: You left.

[16:49] Imperial Admiral: noooooooooo

[16:49] (COM): Corsi Mousehold: SORRY KENO!

[16:49] Imperial Admiral: corsi shot me

[16:49] (COM): Imperial Admiral: YOU RUINED MY EPIC LULZ GOD DAMMIT

[16:50] (COM): Typhon Perun: He'll be back Keno.

<<< He returns.. again!! >>>

[16:50] Imperial Admiral: mr president

[16:50] Imperial Admiral: im so sorry

[16:50] thejamesatron Deed: urh

[16:50] Imperial Admiral: they accidently shot us

[16:50] thejamesatron Deed: im leaving now

[16:50] Imperial Admiral: no wait

[16:50] Imperial Admiral: i can take you to aryte

[16:50] Imperial Admiral: please dont go sir

[16:50] thejamesatron Deed: what?

[16:51] Imperial Admiral: aryte will be mad at me

[16:51] thejamesatron Deed: how?

[16:51] Imperial Admiral: because i didnt escort you to him properluy

[16:51] thejamesatron Deed: please hurry

[16:51] Imperial Admiral: yes sir

[16:51] Imperial Admiral: so sorry again

[16:52] Imperial Admiral: come the safe way

[16:52] Imperial Admiral: it goes straight to his office

[16:52] thejamesatron Deed: where is he?

[16:52] thejamesatron Deed: uh

[16:52] Imperial Admiral: MR BOND

[16:52] Imperial Admiral: YOU HAVE FEL RIGHT INTO MY TRAP

[16:52] Sol Cult: Nome Empatre, spiritus sanctus.

[16:53] Imperial Admiral: THE IMPERATOR IS MOST DISPLEASED

[16:53] Imperial Admiral: GET HIM SOL

[16:53] thejamesatron Deed: what?

[16:53] Imperial Admiral: YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH THIS?

Edited December 19, 2009 by Imperial Admiral

[Kynnaria Merlin]

[11:20] Johann Wilberg: The girl that I'm dating.

[11:20] Johann Wilberg: Is on the internet.

[11:20] Johann Wilberg: She is a female. D:

[11:20] Garion Lowenhardt: Lies.

[11:20] Johann Wilberg whispers: v.v

[11:20] Garion Lowenhardt: The only females on the internet are those like

[11:21] Garion Lowenhardt: Goth wannabe pornstars.

[11:21] Garion Lowenhardt: Myspacers

[11:21] Garion Lowenhardt: And actual pornstars.

[11:21] Johann Wilberg: she's a gamer. :o

[11:21] Garion Lowenhardt: Oh

[11:21] Garion Lowenhardt: Yeah

[11:21] Garion Lowenhardt: And those.

[11:21] Garion Lowenhardt: FIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine, you found an exception.

[11:21] Garion Lowenhardt: God.

[11:21] Johann Wilberg: And like.

[11:21] Johann Wilberg: You wouldn't think that at first.

[11:21] Johann Wilberg: Caaaaauuuse.

[11:21] Johann Wilberg: She's fucking gorgeous. x.x

[11:21] Garion Lowenhardt: But see.

[11:21] Garion Lowenhardt: Female gamers.

[11:21] Garion Lowenhardt: Aren't women.

[11:21] Garion Lowenhardt: They're mythical beings.

[11:21] Ron Bleac: My ex-girlfriend was a gamer.

[11:21] Ron Bleac: There's a reason she's my ex, tho.

[11:21] Johann Wilberg: She became a man?

[11:21] Garion Lowenhardt: OH

[11:21] Garion Lowenhardt: OH

[11:21] Ron Bleac: Nah, she always beat me in Counter Strike.

[11:22] Garion Lowenhardt: lmfao.

[11:22] Johann Wilberg: xD

[11:22] Garion Lowenhardt: Quoted.

[11:22] Garion Lowenhardt: So quoted.

[11:22] Johann Wilberg: Oh, Ron.

[11:22] Ron Bleac: We ended up in an argument over headshots and AK47s.

[11:22] Johann Wilberg: Hahaha.

[11:22] Ron Bleac: And she broke up with me right then and there, over text chat.

[11:23] Garion Lowenhardt: That's fucking hilarious.

[11:23] Ron Bleac: Next time I visited her, she was playing MapleStory. I'm glad she broke up with me.

[11:23] Johann Wilberg: More sad than funny..

[11:23] Garion Lowenhardt: It just gets better and better xD

[11:23] Ron Bleac: Maybe she's playing RuneScape now.

[11:24] Ron Bleac: Dunno.

[11:24] Ron Bleac: Anyway, she podkilled me in EVE some time ago and refused to apologize.

[11:24] Ron Bleac: So I put a 1 mil ISK bounty on her head.

[11:24] Ron Bleac: And she raged at me over the phone.

[Crash Silverfall]

[13:18] Crash Silverfall: heather = ordo mommy?

[13:18] Crash Silverfall: lol

[13:18] Ion Nirvana: yes.

[13:18] Typhoon Ivanovic: and I found out the range before people who have been here for months or years?

[13:18] Crash Silverfall: HI MOM

[13:18] Crash Silverfall: !!!

[13:18] Ion Nirvana: she is the mommy :>

[13:18] Typhoon Ivanovic: I'm gonna say something nasty now: "Milk?"

[13:18] Typhoon Ivanovic: /fa

[13:18] Crash Silverfall: Lol

[13:18] Crash Silverfall: Omg

[13:19] Ion Nirvana: BAD.

[Kellervo]

A few from the last couple proctor shifts at the University's labs, during finals

If anyone's a Management or Accounting student or studying for those fields, I must apologize and say that the vast majority of your comrades couldn't operate an etch'n'sketch, much less a computer:

- "Do you know a good site for Brazilian to English translations?"

- "My boyfriend usually helps me, how do you open words?" (meant to open MS Word)

- "My screen just turned blue. I hate blue, can I make it green?" (it had blue screened)

- "I forgot my password, do you guys keep those anywhere?" (not for his user account, but for his paypal)

- "Can you put Linux on my computer, I hate Windows."

- "Where do you keep the Macs?"

[Typhon Perun]

[19:09] Aryte Vesperia: I love you, Crash.

[19:09] Crash Silverfall: I love you to

[19:09] Crash Silverfall: (not)

[Zero Itamae]

Me telling Will to intercept some visitors.

[23:36] Williamca Zenovka: [23:33] Williamca Zenovka: Woof bark.

[23:33] ByteDreams Slade: hi :)

[23:33] Williamca Zenovka: Woof woof!

[23:33] Mercury: Lost contact: Redemption Islander

[23:33] Williamca Zenovka: Bark bark?

[23:34] Redemption Islander is Online

[23:34] ByteDreams Slade: far west - ok

[23:37] Williamca Zenovka: ;3

[Williamca Zenovka]

[23:03] Verdorben Graves: It's because he's black.

[23:03] Imperators Galaxy: u all is racist

[23:03] Williamca Zenovka: Your not allowed to be here.

( Mere coincidence, and the fact he was a young account called for a beat down >:| )

[ribena Homewood]

..And of course no one did, so once again I am the only one preserving my comedy gold. :madfrown:

I still need to quote your burn on Maks.

:<

[Jayce Iredell]

[4:40] Nayaioh Commodore: When it comes to lag, Mercz have it HANDLED.

[4:40] Nayaioh Commodore: Weapons that cause immense lag, then work well inside of it... Kindof like... A double weapon. o-o

[4:41] Jayce Iredell facepalms.

[4:41] Nayaioh Commodore: If it's intentional, it's a total dick move.

[4:41] Jayce Iredell: Weapons that cause lag but yet work through lag?

[4:41] Nayaioh Commodore: <_< Weird eh?

[4:41] Nayaioh Commodore: It's like they function better when twenty of them are firing.

[Kynnaria Merlin]

[11:34] (COM): Inoue Katsu: yo flipper, no eating other ordo members

[11:34] (COM): Keller Teichmann: I HAD TO.

[11:34] (COM): Keller Teichmann: WAIT WHAT WHO'S FLIPPER?

[11:34] Scientific Waffle: LOL

[11:34] (COM): Trinity Heckroth: YOU ADMITTED IT

[11:34] (COM): Garion Lowenhardt: Oh, that is -so- quoted.

[RazorFox]

[4:40] Nayaioh Commodore: When it comes to lag, Mercz have it HANDLED.

[4:40] Nayaioh Commodore: Weapons that cause immense lag, then work well inside of it... Kindof like... A double weapon. o-o

[4:41] Jayce Iredell facepalms.

[4:41] Nayaioh Commodore: If it's intentional, it's a total dick move.

[4:41] Jayce Iredell: Weapons that cause lag but yet work through lag?

[4:41] Nayaioh Commodore: <_< Weird eh?

[4:41] Nayaioh Commodore: It's like they function better when twenty of them are firing.

Translation: I don't know how computer works and I hate lose. >:C

[Trinity Heckroth]

[12:48] Ordo Comm 0.4: Zerowinged Vasiliev (Titan) : So quiet.

[12:49] Ordo Comm 0.4: Zerowinged Vasiliev (Titan) : *yawns*

[12:49] Ordo Comm 0.4: Trinity Heckroth (Elshout) : nice innit?

[12:49] Ordo Comm 0.4: Crash Silverfall (Tropical Serendipity) : trinity is beating me up, HElpppp meee

[12:49] Ordo Comm 0.4: Zerowinged Vasiliev (Titan) : You are it two seperate sims. . . wut

[12:49] Ordo Comm 0.4: Trinity Heckroth (Elshout) : wtf where is tropical serendipity?

[12:49] Ordo Comm 0.4: Crash Silverfall (Tropical Serendipity) : screams like a woman

[12:49] Ordo Comm 0.4: Zerowinged Vasiliev (Titan) : Thats what I was thinking.

[12:49] Ordo Comm 0.4: Crash Silverfall (Tropical Serendipity) : its a tropical place :/

[12:49] Ordo Comm 0.4: Trinity Heckroth (Elshout) : and why you wearing ordo stuff there?

[12:50] Ordo Comm 0.4: Crash Silverfall (Tropical Serendipity) : i am not

[12:50] Ordo Comm 0.4: Crash Silverfall (Tropical Serendipity) : i am wearing :S

[12:50] Ordo Comm 0.4: Crash Silverfall (Tropical Serendipity) : thongs*

[12:50] Ordo Comm 0.4: Trinity Heckroth (Elshout) : ...

[12:50] Ordo Comm 0.4: Crash Silverfall (Tropical Serendipity) : its my christmass outfit lol

[12:51] Ordo Comm 0.4: Trinity Heckroth (Elshout) : this is going on the forums

[12:51] Ordo Comm 0.4: Crash Silverfall (Tropical Serendipity) : FFF

[Crash Silverfall]

Oh fff trin :c

[RazorFox]

[22:22] Rygads Hax: two questions

[22:22] Rygads Hax: question 1

[22:23] Rygads Hax: what is the first reason you can think of to not mail yourself somewhere in an envelope

[22:23] Rygads Hax: ?

[22:23] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: An envelope is not big enough to contain a human being

[22:23] Rygads Hax: number two

[22:23] Rygads Hax: if you have a girlfriend, why should you not go to the bunny ranch?

[22:24] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Because the bunny ranch is a house of ill repute and would likely result in breaking a conventional monogamous relationship on your part

[22:24] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Provided you have the funds to do so

[22:24] Rygads Hax: shelby's answers

[22:25] Rygads Hax: question 1

[22:25] Rygads Hax: that's dangerous

[22:25] Rygads Hax: question two

[22:25] Rygads Hax: it's expensive

[22:25] Rygads Hax: hahahahaha

[22:25] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Okay, my turn

[22:25] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Question 1

[22:25] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Why are you IMing me from the next room over?

[22:25] Rygads Hax: lazy