Clicky

Jump to content
Timmahy Widget

Quotes of Win

Recommended Posts

-- Instant message logging enabled --

[18:45] *** parent estate: 1, mainland

[18:45] Ryu Peng: Hey,

[18:45] Ryu Peng: I stole your Snowman.

[18:45] Ryu Peng: Wutnao?

[18:45] Desereck Creeggan: HEY

[18:45] Desereck Creeggan: NO YOU DIDNT

[18:45] Desereck Creeggan: WHAT NAO

[18:45] Ryu Peng: Dude,

[18:45] Ryu Peng: I just farted,

[18:45] Ryu Peng: shat,

[18:45] Ryu Peng: and possibly downloaded,

[18:45] Ryu Peng: it's head.

[18:45] Desereck Creeggan: You can have its head.

[18:45] Ryu Peng: Shit seeps.

[18:46] Desereck Creeggan: Not when its DECAPITATED LIKE YOU WILL BE SOON

[18:46] Ryu Peng: With what?

[18:46] Ryu Peng: If you mean your penis,

[18:46] Ryu Peng: I'd advise against it.

[18:46] Ryu Peng: Might freeze.

[18:46] Desereck Creeggan: I was about to say penis too :[

[18:46] Ryu Peng: Really?

[18:46] Desereck Creeggan: No.

[18:47] Ryu Peng: T.T

[18:47] Ryu Peng: I WAS PSYCHIC!

[18:47] Ryu Peng: For 2 seconds. ._.

[18:47] Desereck Creeggan: FOR YEAH. TWO SECONDS.

[18:47] Ryu Peng: Ok,

[18:47] Ryu Peng: I claim ownership,

[18:47] Ryu Peng: do to it looking like me.

[18:48] Desereck Creeggan writes on notepad

[18:48] Desereck Creeggan: That'll be 500L in taxes for transfering ownership.

[18:48] Ryu Peng: Hmm...

[18:48] Ryu Peng: I can make payments of 5l.

[18:48] Desereck Creeggan: Your interest will be 100% every day

[18:49] Desereck Creeggan: By the time you pay off the first 500L, you'll be in debt by 9,995,000L

[18:49] Ryu Peng: ......

[18:49] Desereck Creeggan: SO

[18:49] Desereck Creeggan: WHAT YOU GONNA DO

[18:49] Desereck Creeggan: WHAT

[18:49] Desereck Creeggan: YOU

[18:49] Ryu Peng: Well,

[18:49] Desereck Creeggan: GONNA DO

[18:49] Ryu Peng: I could always kill you,

[18:49] Ryu Peng: and take it.

[18:49] Ryu Peng: MANLAW!

[18:50] Desereck Creeggan: Unfortunately I am half cat, so I have four lives.

[18:50] Desereck Creeggan: So by the time you kill me once, I'll have used your intestines for tooth floss.

[18:50] Ryu Peng: Wait,

[18:50] Ryu Peng: wait,

[18:50] Ryu Peng: if you'r HALF cat,

[18:50] Ryu Peng: wouldn't you get 41/2 lives?

[18:50] Ryu Peng: 4-1/2?

[18:51] Desereck Creeggan: I lost 1/2 a life because I'm also half dog.

[18:51] Ryu Peng: Oh,

[18:51] Ryu Peng: well,

[18:51] Ryu Peng: I'm Half Black,

[18:51] Ryu Peng: so I'll put your dog half in dog fights,

[18:51] Ryu Peng: and I'm Half Asian,

[18:51] Ryu Peng: so I eat your cat half.

[18:52] Desereck Creeggan: Fuck.

[18:52] Desereck Creeggan: An asian black man. Who would have concieved such a child!? Its almost as bad as Chuck Norris.

[18:53] Ryu Peng: Yea.

[18:53] Ryu Peng: Well,

[18:53] Ryu Peng: I actually KNOW an Asian Black.

[18:53] Ryu Peng: It's scary.

[18:53] Ryu Peng: They look black,

[18:53] Ryu Peng: but they do math like crazy.

[18:53] Ryu Peng: ...

[18:53] Desereck Creeggan: I can imagine them being a scientist boxer.

[18:53] Ryu Peng: Gah, I'm so racist. ._.

[18:54] Desereck Creeggan: HaHAHA

[18:54] Ryu Peng: LOL

[18:54] Ryu Peng: So odd,

[18:54] Ryu Peng: I was just watching Rocky on TV,

[18:54] Ryu Peng: and it was Mr. T,

[18:54] Ryu Peng: versus Rocky.

[18:54] Ryu Peng: xD

[18:54] Desereck Creeggan: This is so quoted.

[18:54] Ryu Peng: Wow,

[18:54] Ryu Peng: really?

[18:54] Desereck Creeggan: No.

[18:54] Ryu Peng: ....

[18:54] Ryu Peng: Really?

[18:55] Desereck Creeggan: Yeah really.

[18:55] Ryu Peng: Damn...

[18:55] Ryu Peng: I was almost quoted,

[18:55] Ryu Peng: that's like,

[18:55] Ryu Peng: having a baby,

[18:55] Ryu Peng: then it come out looking like you.

[18:55] Ryu Peng: =/

[18:55] Ryu Peng: Heartbreaking.

[18:55] Desereck Creeggan: Ha. Ahaha.

[18:55] Desereck Creeggan: Or you dying in childbirth

[18:56] Desereck Creeggan: THAT CAN BE ARRANGED.

[18:56] Ryu Peng: Well,

[18:56] Ryu Peng: if you can go back in time,

[18:56] Ryu Peng: you'll screw yourself,

[18:56] Ryu Peng: because,

[18:56] Ryu Peng: when you step out,

[18:56] Ryu Peng: you'll mov an air molecule,

[18:56] Ryu Peng: which was going to stop a tornado from forming,

[18:56] Ryu Peng: right over your house,

[18:56] Ryu Peng: but didn't,

[18:56] Ryu Peng: so you died,

[18:56] Ryu Peng: but that would mean,

[18:56] Ryu Peng: you wouldn't have lived,

[18:56] Ryu Peng: to make the machine,

[18:56] Ryu Peng: WHICH,

[18:57] Ryu Peng: would cause a paradox.

[18:57] Desereck Creeggan: But this could be like Star Trek.

[18:57] Ryu Peng: And destroy the universe.

[18:57] Ryu Peng: What,

[18:57] Desereck Creeggan: PARALLEL UNIVERSES

[18:57] Ryu Peng: were your own dad saves you?

[18:57] Desereck Creeggan: ALTERNATE REALITY

[18:57] Ryu Peng: OHFUCKYOU!

[18:57] Ryu Peng: That's about as plausible as me getting laid within the hour.

[18:57] Desereck Creeggan: brb finding you a hooker

[18:57] Ryu Peng: No AIDs plez.

[18:57] Ryu Peng: Ya know,

[18:57] Desereck Creeggan: Every STD you can think of.

[18:57] Ryu Peng: if you quote this,

[18:57] Ryu Peng: we could run a series of episodes,

[18:58] Ryu Peng: every week,

[18:58] Ryu Peng: we'll just talk,

[18:58] Ryu Peng: about random shit,

[18:58] Desereck Creeggan: Lets do it

[18:58] Ryu Peng: xD

[18:58] Ryu Peng: Really?

[18:58] Desereck Creeggan: No.

[18:58] Ryu Peng: I gotta stop asking that....

[18:58] Desereck Creeggan: YOU WERE A MOVIE STAR FOR A WHOLE TWO SECONDS.

[18:58] Ryu Peng: Yea,

[18:58] Ryu Peng: I've been Brad Pitt and Ms. Cleo,

[18:58] Ryu Peng: for 2 seconds each.

[18:58] Ryu Peng: Who next?

[18:58] Ryu Peng: Shaq?

[18:59] Desereck Creeggan: Swartzeneggar

[18:59] Ryu Peng: That ghost from Amityville Horror?

[18:59] Ryu Peng: NO!

[18:59] Ryu Peng: NO!

[18:59] Desereck Creeggan: YES

[18:59] Ryu Peng: ANYTHING BUT THAT!

[18:59] Desereck Creeggan: Fine you can be Queen Latifa

[18:59] Ryu Peng: I WOULD RATHER HAVE MY FACE LOOK LIKE A BLUEBERRY PANCAKE!

[18:59] Desereck Creeggan: THAT CAN BE ARRANGED

[18:59] Ryu Peng: ANYTHING BUT THE AUSTRIAN GOVERNATOR!

[18:59] Ryu Peng: Queen Latifa?

[18:59] Ryu Peng: She's a diva.

[18:59] Desereck Creeggan: Anything is possible. ITS A PARALLEL UNIVERSE.

[18:59] Ryu Peng: So,

[19:00] Ryu Peng: if this is parallel,

[19:00] Ryu Peng: what's my other self doing?

[19:00] Desereck Creeggan: Getting laid.

[19:00] Ryu Peng: I'm copy pasting this to Zero.

[19:00] Ryu Peng: Liek,

[19:00] Ryu Peng: nao.

[19:00] Ryu Peng: Brbho.

[19:00] Desereck Creeggan: Quoting this to forums

[19:00] Desereck Creeggan: liek

[19:00] Desereck Creeggan: nao

Link to comment
Share on other sites

[14:15] Azoth Zsun: geneology of Azoth is like dis

[14:15] Tenaki Kupferberg: RUN TIRI! FURRY TALK HAPPENIN'!

[14:15] Tiridates Mikadze: I know how to take care of that

[14:16] Tenaki Kupferberg: FUUUUUU

[14:16] Tiridates Mikadze: which button keeps it from blowing up, again?

[14:16] Tiridates Mikadze: I keep forgetting

[14:16] Azoth Zsun: green

[14:16] Tenaki Kupferberg: Red

[14:16] Tenaki Kupferberg: RED

[14:16] Tiridates Mikadze: let's flip a coin

[14:16] Tenaki Kupferberg: REEEEEED!

[14:16] Tenaki Kupferberg: REDREDREDRED

[14:16] Azoth Zsun: i have doublesided coins

[14:16] Azoth Zsun: it shows up red

[14:16] Tiridates Mikadze: Green is red

[14:16] Tiridates Mikadze: red is green

[14:16] Jayce Iredell is Online

[14:16] Azoth Zsun: red is green?

[14:16] Tiridates Mikadze: I've got a green and red coin

[14:16] Tiridates Mikadze: shutup

[14:17] Tiridates Mikadze: now

[14:17] Tiridates Mikadze: here we go

[14:17] Azoth Zsun: D=

[14:17] You died and have been teleported to your home location

[14:17] Ordo HUD 0.3.7: Collision: Frag - Tiridates Mikadze

Link to comment
Share on other sites

[14:15] Azoth Zsun: geneology of Azoth is like dis

[14:15] Tenaki Kupferberg: RUN TIRI! FURRY TALK HAPPENIN'!

[14:15] Tiridates Mikadze: I know how to take care of that

[14:16] Tenaki Kupferberg: FUUUUUU

[14:16] Tiridates Mikadze: which button keeps it from blowing up, again?

[14:16] Tiridates Mikadze: I keep forgetting

[14:16] Azoth Zsun: green

[14:16] Tenaki Kupferberg: Red

[14:16] Tenaki Kupferberg: RED

[14:16] Tiridates Mikadze: let's flip a coin

[14:16] Tenaki Kupferberg: REEEEEED!

[14:16] Tenaki Kupferberg: REDREDREDRED

[14:16] Azoth Zsun: i have doublesided coins

[14:16] Azoth Zsun: it shows up red

[14:16] Tiridates Mikadze: Green is red

[14:16] Tiridates Mikadze: red is green

[14:16] Jayce Iredell is Online

[14:16] Azoth Zsun: red is green?

[14:16] Tiridates Mikadze: I've got a green and red coin

[14:16] Tiridates Mikadze: shutup

[14:17] Tiridates Mikadze: now

[14:17] Tiridates Mikadze: here we go

[14:17] Azoth Zsun: D=

[14:17] You died and have been teleported to your home location

[14:17] Ordo HUD 0.3.7: Collision: Frag - Tiridates Mikadze

Red button should be a Skull and the Green one should be like, a peace sign, or heart, since that would help clarify.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

[23:30] Justice Capalini: Hey Johann

[23:30] Justice Capalini: sorry about that

[23:30] Justice Capalini: it hit me suddenly

[23:30] Justice Capalini: i had to shit

[23:30] Johann Wilberg: Hey hey. It's all good and we found it.

[23:30] Justice Capalini: okay

[23:30] Johann Wilberg: ... Rofl.

[23:30] Justice Capalini: yeah

[23:30] Justice Capalini: i was smokin a cig

[23:30] Justice Capalini: and then

[23:30] Johann Wilberg sneaks to the quotes page on the forums.

[23:30] Justice Capalini: i was like OMG

Link to comment
Share on other sites

[0:09] Ordo sculpted handheld radio 1.0 (stomach): (micul Hansome) what the hell are u

[0:09] Radar Base: Lost contact: Johann Wilberg

[0:09] Mercury: Lost contact: Johann Wilberg

[0:09] Ordo sculpted handheld radio 1.0 (stomach): (RobWolf Dragovar) Excuse me?

[0:09] Radar Base: Lost contact: Ion Nirvana

[0:09] Mercury: Lost contact: Ion Nirvana

[0:10] Ordo sculpted handheld radio 1.0 (stomach): (micul Hansome) well eating cookies right now

[0:11] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: ao on

[0:11] Dogz Of War 01 - Animation Overrider: Franimation override on.

[0:11] [Ordo] Shield Wall deactivated for 10 seconds.

[0:11] Ordo sculpted handheld radio 1.0 (stomach): (micul Hansome) but when i get done ill just beat the shit out fo u and be gone

[0:13] Ordo sculpted handheld radio 1.0 (stomach): (micul Hansome) all most done just a afew more

Limey Linden really is the best thing ever to happen to Ordo.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

[16:11] Ron Bleac: Hi5!

[16:11] zanndor Aeon: Hi5!

[16:11] Ron Bleac: Hi5!

[16:11] zanndor Aeon: Hi5!

[16:11] Ron Bleac: Hi5!

[16:11] zanndor Aeon: Hi5!

[16:11] Ron Bleac: Hi5!

[16:11] zanndor Aeon: Hi5!

[16:11] Ron Bleac: Hi5!

[16:11] zanndor Aeon: Hi5!

[16:11] Ron Bleac: Hi5!

[16:11] zanndor Aeon: Hi5!

[16:11] Ron Bleac: Hi5!

[16:11] zanndor Aeon: gi5

[16:11] zanndor Aeon: DAMN

[16:11] Ron Bleac: ..

[16:11] Ron Bleac: HAHA

Link to comment
Share on other sites

[16:11] Ron Bleac: Hi5!

[16:11] zanndor Aeon: Hi5!

[16:11] Ron Bleac: Hi5!

[16:11] zanndor Aeon: Hi5!

[16:11] Ron Bleac: Hi5!

[16:11] zanndor Aeon: Hi5!

[16:11] Ron Bleac: Hi5!

[16:11] zanndor Aeon: Hi5!

[16:11] Ron Bleac: Hi5!

[16:11] zanndor Aeon: Hi5!

[16:11] Ron Bleac: Hi5!

[16:11] zanndor Aeon: Hi5!

[16:11] Ron Bleac: Hi5!

[16:11] zanndor Aeon: gi5

[16:11] zanndor Aeon: DAMN

[16:11] Ron Bleac: ..

[16:11] Ron Bleac: HAHA

c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

thejamesatron Deed has the title "Second Life President" it quickly becomes obvious he was hired by Caine to assassinate Aryte. xD

[16:37] thejamesatron Deed: hello

[16:37] Imperial Admiral: omg

[16:37] thejamesatron Deed: imperial

[16:38] Imperial Admiral: ur the presidente of sl?

[16:38] thejamesatron Deed: yes?

[16:38] Imperial Admiral: wow

[16:38] thejamesatron Deed: are you happy with ob here

[16:38] Voodoo Hexicola doubts that XD

[16:38] thejamesatron Deed: sorry have to go

[16:38] Imperial Admiral: no wait

[16:38] Imperial Admiral: can you do special stuff?

[16:38] thejamesatron Deed: i have to check up on winter fest

[16:38] thejamesatron Deed: yes

[16:38] Imperial Admiral: like wha

[16:38] thejamesatron Deed: quickly

[16:38] Imperial Admiral: whataaaa

<<< He dissapears >>>

[16:39] Imperial Admiral: i met the president

[16:39] Imperial Admiral: :D

[16:39] Voodoo Hexicola waves, "hiya Imperial, can I ask a question real quick?"

[16:39] Imperial Admiral: sure

[16:40] Voodoo Hexicola: why is it so hard to tp here? =) me and my sis wanted to come here to look around, maybe join the rp, but we were banned as soon as we tp in

[16:40] Imperial Admiral: you got banned?

[16:40] Imperial Admiral: hmm

[16:40] Voodoo Hexicola: yes, I cant leave this tiny area here

[16:40] Voodoo Hexicola: cant even go to this desk

<<< He returns! >>>

[16:41] thejamesatron Deed: you were saying

[16:41] Imperial Admiral: i think you got banned because it automatically removes people under one month

[16:41] thejamesatron Deed: no

[16:42] thejamesatron Deed: i got this job cause of my amnesty

[16:42] Imperial Admiral: how much do you get paid mr president

[16:42] thejamesatron Deed: do you have any ideas on the running off sl

[16:42] Voodoo Hexicola: we will have to come back after a month then

[16:42] Maza Rau: Gentlemen

[16:42] thejamesatron Deed: is aryte around

[16:43] Liana Pera is Online

[16:43] thejamesatron Deed: i must speak with him

[16:43] Imperial Admiral: guys

[16:43] thejamesatron Deed: my hair cost 100L

[16:43] Imperial Admiral: meet the president of sl

[16:43] thejamesatron Deed: QUICKLY

[16:43] (COM): Typhon Perun: He was hired to assinsate Aryte. :P

[16:43] thejamesatron Deed: i dont have much time

[16:43] Imperial Admiral: why do you need him mr president?

[16:43] (COM): Typhon Perun: been trying poorly for days now.

[16:43] thejamesatron Deed: do you have any views

[16:44] Sol Cult: There is no President, only Zuul.

[16:44] Imperial Admiral: dont you have more important things to do?

[16:44] thejamesatron Deed: im asking him wiuld he be interested in new group i am creating

[16:44] thejamesatron Deed: quickly

[16:44] thejamesatron Deed: caine constantine is on my list

[16:44] Imperial Admiral: ooo what group?

[16:45] thejamesatron Deed: the protection and safety of the sl people

[16:45] thejamesatron Deed: for

[16:45] Imperial Admiral: ooo likeaa police force?

[16:46] thejamesatron Deed: it gets notices on events and stuff for equal rights in sl

[16:46] thejamesatron Deed: im going to have to leave soon

[16:46] thejamesatron Deed: i have to meet with the director

[16:47] Imperial Admiral: ok mr president

[16:47] Imperial Admiral: i can escort you right to him

[16:47] Imperial Admiral: straight away

[16:47] Imperial Admiral: im sure he will be excited to meet you

[16:47] (COM): Johann Wilberg: So I sent Aryte a text that thejamesatron is back despite his multiple bans. He replied "camp camp".

[16:47] thejamesatron Deed: quickly

[16:47] thejamesatron Deed: is he online

[16:48] Imperial Admiral: yes sir, i can take you to him

[16:48] thejamesatron Deed: il have to leave in a few minutes

[16:48] Imperial Admiral: follow me sir

[16:48] thejamesatron Deed: okay

[16:48] thejamesatron Deed: jesus i got lag

[16:48] You died and have been teleported to your home location

[16:48] Ordo HUD 0.3.7: Collision: ISA_5.56x45mm NATO - Corsi Mousehold

[16:48] Teleport completed from http://slurl.com/secondlife/Chronus/182/127/79

[16:49] (COM): Imperial Admiral: CORSI, JESUS CHECK FIRE D:<

<<< CORSI >:O >>>

[16:49] Teleport completed from http://slurl.com/secondlife/Titan/101/51/46

[16:49] Imperial Admiral: WHY DID YOU SHOOT HIM

[16:49] Imperial Admiral: DFJGHASRNHAJN

[16:49] Imperial Admiral: YOU RUINED IT

[16:49] Sol Cult: You left.

[16:49] Imperial Admiral: noooooooooo

[16:49] (COM): Corsi Mousehold: SORRY KENO!

[16:49] Imperial Admiral: corsi shot me

[16:49] (COM): Imperial Admiral: YOU RUINED MY EPIC LULZ GOD DAMMIT

[16:50] (COM): Typhon Perun: He'll be back Keno.

<<< He returns.. again!! >>>

[16:50] Imperial Admiral: mr president

[16:50] Imperial Admiral: im so sorry

[16:50] thejamesatron Deed: urh

[16:50] Imperial Admiral: they accidently shot us

[16:50] thejamesatron Deed: im leaving now

[16:50] Imperial Admiral: no wait

[16:50] Imperial Admiral: i can take you to aryte

[16:50] Imperial Admiral: please dont go sir

[16:50] thejamesatron Deed: what?

[16:51] Imperial Admiral: aryte will be mad at me

[16:51] thejamesatron Deed: how?

[16:51] Imperial Admiral: because i didnt escort you to him properluy

[16:51] thejamesatron Deed: please hurry

[16:51] Imperial Admiral: yes sir

[16:51] Imperial Admiral: so sorry again

[16:52] Imperial Admiral: come the safe way

[16:52] Imperial Admiral: it goes straight to his office

[16:52] thejamesatron Deed: where is he?

[16:52] thejamesatron Deed: uh

[16:52] Imperial Admiral: MR BOND

[16:52] Imperial Admiral: YOU HAVE FEL RIGHT INTO MY TRAP

[16:52] Sol Cult: Nome Empatre, spiritus sanctus.

[16:53] Imperial Admiral: THE IMPERATOR IS MOST DISPLEASED

[16:53] Imperial Admiral: GET HIM SOL

[16:53] thejamesatron Deed: what?

[16:53] Imperial Admiral: YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH THIS?

Edited by Imperial Admiral
Link to comment
Share on other sites

[11:20] Johann Wilberg: The girl that I'm dating.

[11:20] Johann Wilberg: Is on the internet.

[11:20] Johann Wilberg: She is a female. D:

[11:20] Garion Lowenhardt: Lies.

[11:20] Johann Wilberg whispers: v.v

[11:20] Garion Lowenhardt: The only females on the internet are those like

[11:21] Garion Lowenhardt: Goth wannabe pornstars.

[11:21] Garion Lowenhardt: Myspacers

[11:21] Garion Lowenhardt: And actual pornstars.

[11:21] Johann Wilberg: she's a gamer. :o

[11:21] Garion Lowenhardt: Oh

[11:21] Garion Lowenhardt: Yeah

[11:21] Garion Lowenhardt: And those.

[11:21] Garion Lowenhardt: FIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine, you found an exception.

[11:21] Garion Lowenhardt: God.

[11:21] Johann Wilberg: And like.

[11:21] Johann Wilberg: You wouldn't think that at first.

[11:21] Johann Wilberg: Caaaaauuuse.

[11:21] Johann Wilberg: She's fucking gorgeous. x.x

[11:21] Garion Lowenhardt: But see.

[11:21] Garion Lowenhardt: Female gamers.

[11:21] Garion Lowenhardt: Aren't women.

[11:21] Garion Lowenhardt: They're mythical beings.

[11:21] Ron Bleac: My ex-girlfriend was a gamer.

[11:21] Ron Bleac: There's a reason she's my ex, tho.

[11:21] Johann Wilberg: She became a man?

[11:21] Garion Lowenhardt: OH

[11:21] Garion Lowenhardt: OH

[11:21] Ron Bleac: Nah, she always beat me in Counter Strike.

[11:22] Garion Lowenhardt: lmfao.

[11:22] Johann Wilberg: xD

[11:22] Garion Lowenhardt: Quoted.

[11:22] Garion Lowenhardt: So quoted.

[11:22] Johann Wilberg: Oh, Ron.

[11:22] Ron Bleac: We ended up in an argument over headshots and AK47s.

[11:22] Johann Wilberg: Hahaha.

[11:22] Ron Bleac: And she broke up with me right then and there, over text chat.

[11:23] Garion Lowenhardt: That's fucking hilarious.

[11:23] Ron Bleac: Next time I visited her, she was playing MapleStory. I'm glad she broke up with me.

[11:23] Johann Wilberg: More sad than funny..

[11:23] Garion Lowenhardt: It just gets better and better xD

[11:23] Ron Bleac: Maybe she's playing RuneScape now.

[11:24] Ron Bleac: Dunno.

[11:24] Ron Bleac: Anyway, she podkilled me in EVE some time ago and refused to apologize.

[11:24] Ron Bleac: So I put a 1 mil ISK bounty on her head.

[11:24] Ron Bleac: And she raged at me over the phone.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

[13:18] Crash Silverfall: heather = ordo mommy?

[13:18] Crash Silverfall: lol

[13:18] Ion Nirvana: yes.

[13:18] Typhoon Ivanovic: and I found out the range before people who have been here for months or years?

[13:18] Crash Silverfall: HI MOM

[13:18] Crash Silverfall: !!!

[13:18] Ion Nirvana: she is the mommy :>

[13:18] Typhoon Ivanovic: I'm gonna say something nasty now: "Milk?"

[13:18] Typhoon Ivanovic: /fa

[13:18] Crash Silverfall: Lol

[13:18] Crash Silverfall: Omg

[13:19] Ion Nirvana: BAD.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

A few from the last couple proctor shifts at the University's labs, during finals

If anyone's a Management or Accounting student or studying for those fields, I must apologize and say that the vast majority of your comrades couldn't operate an etch'n'sketch, much less a computer:

- "Do you know a good site for Brazilian to English translations?"

- "My boyfriend usually helps me, how do you open words?" (meant to open MS Word)

- "My screen just turned blue. I hate blue, can I make it green?" (it had blue screened)

- "I forgot my password, do you guys keep those anywhere?" (not for his user account, but for his paypal)

- "Can you put Linux on my computer, I hate Windows."

- "Where do you keep the Macs?"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Me telling Will to intercept some visitors.

[23:36] Williamca Zenovka: [23:33] Williamca Zenovka: Woof bark.

[23:33] ByteDreams Slade: hi :)

[23:33] Williamca Zenovka: Woof woof!

[23:33] Mercury: Lost contact: Redemption Islander

[23:33] Williamca Zenovka: Bark bark?

[23:34] Redemption Islander is Online

[23:34] ByteDreams Slade: far west - ok

[23:37] Williamca Zenovka: ;3

Link to comment
Share on other sites

[4:40] Nayaioh Commodore: When it comes to lag, Mercz have it HANDLED.

[4:40] Nayaioh Commodore: Weapons that cause immense lag, then work well inside of it... Kindof like... A double weapon. o-o

[4:41] Jayce Iredell facepalms.

[4:41] Nayaioh Commodore: If it's intentional, it's a total dick move.

[4:41] Jayce Iredell: Weapons that cause lag but yet work through lag?

[4:41] Nayaioh Commodore: <_< Weird eh?

[4:41] Nayaioh Commodore: It's like they function better when twenty of them are firing.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

[4:40] Nayaioh Commodore: When it comes to lag, Mercz have it HANDLED.

[4:40] Nayaioh Commodore: Weapons that cause immense lag, then work well inside of it... Kindof like... A double weapon. o-o

[4:41] Jayce Iredell facepalms.

[4:41] Nayaioh Commodore: If it's intentional, it's a total dick move.

[4:41] Jayce Iredell: Weapons that cause lag but yet work through lag?

[4:41] Nayaioh Commodore: <_< Weird eh?

[4:41] Nayaioh Commodore: It's like they function better when twenty of them are firing.

Translation: I don't know how computer works and I hate lose. >:C

Link to comment
Share on other sites

[12:48] Ordo Comm 0.4: Zerowinged Vasiliev (Titan) : So quiet.

[12:49] Ordo Comm 0.4: Zerowinged Vasiliev (Titan) : *yawns*

[12:49] Ordo Comm 0.4: Trinity Heckroth (Elshout) : nice innit?

[12:49] Ordo Comm 0.4: Crash Silverfall (Tropical Serendipity) : trinity is beating me up, HElpppp meee

[12:49] Ordo Comm 0.4: Zerowinged Vasiliev (Titan) : You are it two seperate sims. . . wut

[12:49] Ordo Comm 0.4: Trinity Heckroth (Elshout) : wtf where is tropical serendipity?

[12:49] Ordo Comm 0.4: Crash Silverfall (Tropical Serendipity) : screams like a woman

[12:49] Ordo Comm 0.4: Zerowinged Vasiliev (Titan) : Thats what I was thinking.

[12:49] Ordo Comm 0.4: Crash Silverfall (Tropical Serendipity) : its a tropical place :/

[12:49] Ordo Comm 0.4: Trinity Heckroth (Elshout) : and why you wearing ordo stuff there?

[12:50] Ordo Comm 0.4: Crash Silverfall (Tropical Serendipity) : i am not

[12:50] Ordo Comm 0.4: Crash Silverfall (Tropical Serendipity) : i am wearing :S

[12:50] Ordo Comm 0.4: Crash Silverfall (Tropical Serendipity) : thongs*

[12:50] Ordo Comm 0.4: Trinity Heckroth (Elshout) : ...

[12:50] Ordo Comm 0.4: Crash Silverfall (Tropical Serendipity) : its my christmass outfit lol

[12:51] Ordo Comm 0.4: Trinity Heckroth (Elshout) : this is going on the forums

[12:51] Ordo Comm 0.4: Crash Silverfall (Tropical Serendipity) : FFF

Link to comment
Share on other sites

[22:22] Rygads Hax: two questions

[22:22] Rygads Hax: question 1

[22:23] Rygads Hax: what is the first reason you can think of to not mail yourself somewhere in an envelope

[22:23] Rygads Hax: ?

[22:23] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: An envelope is not big enough to contain a human being

[22:23] Rygads Hax: number two

[22:23] Rygads Hax: if you have a girlfriend, why should you not go to the bunny ranch?

[22:24] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Because the bunny ranch is a house of ill repute and would likely result in breaking a conventional monogamous relationship on your part

[22:24] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Provided you have the funds to do so

[22:24] Rygads Hax: shelby's answers

[22:25] Rygads Hax: question 1

[22:25] Rygads Hax: that's dangerous

[22:25] Rygads Hax: question two

[22:25] Rygads Hax: it's expensive

[22:25] Rygads Hax: hahahahaha

[22:25] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Okay, my turn

[22:25] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Question 1

[22:25] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Why are you IMing me from the next room over?

[22:25] Rygads Hax: lazy

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.



×

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Privacy Policy, and Terms of Use.