Quotes of Win

[Jester Spearmann]

[2009/12/22 22:20] Chase Quinnell: did i mention that i made a uniform for an organization which doesnt exist?

[2009/12/22 22:21] Jester Spearmann: which is that

[2009/12/22 22:21] Chase Quinnell: a part of the federation which is rumored to exist, but it REALLY doesnt

[2009/12/22 22:21] Jester Spearmann: lul sector31

[2009/12/22 22:22] Jester Spearmann: the frumentarii of the federation

[2009/12/22 22:22] Chase Quinnell: only you would make that connection

[2009/12/22 22:22] Chase Quinnell: only you

[2009/12/22 22:22] Chase Quinnell: ...and vinnie.

[2009/12/22 22:22] Jester Spearmann: :P

[2009/12/22 22:22] Chase Quinnell: 'bout damn time too.

[Johann]

[20:48] Aryte Vesperia: U HAS STAIN ON UR SHIRT

[20:48] Johann Wilberg: NO.

[20:48] Johann Wilberg: I MEAN.

[20:48] Johann Wilberg: YEAH IT'S PAINT.

[20:48] Johann Wilberg: <.<

[20:48] Aryte Vesperia: I GET U WASHER 4 CHRISTMAS

[20:48] Johann Wilberg: SWEET.

[20:48] Aryte Vesperia: ALU NICE HAT

[20:48] Johann Wilberg: WILL LOOK GOOD IN MY HOUSE... SHACK THING.

[20:48] Aryte Vesperia: SHADOW U SMELL

[20:49] Alu Scorpio: :>

to Kastrenzo

[20:49] Aryte Vesperia: ARE

[20:49] Aryte Vesperia: UH.

[20:49] Aryte Vesperia: AFK

[20:49] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: We need to have a proper Festivus celebration in Titan

[20:49] Kastrenzo Benelli: Am not,

[20:49] Aryte Vesperia: FAT.

[20:49] Williamca Zenovka: NO YOU

[20:49] (COM): Heather McKay: And what does that consist of?

[20:49] ShadowFang Blessed: ARYTE SMELLS OF DOG BREATH

[20:49] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Well

[20:49] Aryte Vesperia: AELUS

[20:49] Aryte Vesperia: UR AWESOME

[20:49] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: First there's a dinner, and then the Airing of Grievances

[20:49] Aryte Vesperia: AND KIND OF A REDNECK

[20:49] Heather McKay salutes.

[20:49] Aryte Vesperia: HEATHER IS AWESOME

[20:49] Heather McKay: o.o

[20:49] Aryte Vesperia: MIKE.

[20:49] Aryte Vesperia: FAT

[20:50] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Where the head of the household (in our case, Aryte) goes around the table and tells everyone how they've disappointed him over the past year

[20:50] [Ordo] Shield Wall deactivated for 10 seconds.

[20:50] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: LMAO

[20:50] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: I am doing so right now.

[20:50] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: :3

[20:50] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: The Airing of Grievances! \o/

[20:50] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Then the Feats of Strength

[20:50] zanndor Aeon: HEY

[20:50] (COM): Heather McKay: Ouch, how demoralizing.

[20:50] Mercury: New contact: Xayvien Rau

[20:50] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Where the head of the household wrestles someone of his choosing

[20:50] Aryte Vesperia: oooh

[20:50] Aryte Vesperia: hey baby

[20:50] Johann Wilberg: :o

[20:50] zanndor Aeon: OH GOD

[20:50] Johann Wilberg takes pictures and records with microphone.

[20:51] zanndor Aeon: omer

[20:51] (COM): Williamca Zenovka: Festivus isn't over until the head of the household is pinned.

[20:51] Aryte Vesperia: LMAO

[20:51] Aryte Vesperia: WTF

[20:51] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Yes, thank you.

[20:51] zanndor Aeon: lold

[20:51] (COM): Williamca Zenovka: The ONLY PRESENT YOU'RE GETTING THIS YEAR...IS A PUNCH!

[20:51] (COM): Zrazor Rozenstrauch: And instead of a tree, there's a bare pole.

[RazorFox]

What the fuck how did I miss this

[Kynnaria Merlin]

[12:23] Garion Lowenhardt: Oh shi-

[12:23] Garion Lowenhardt: YOU'RE HANER'S ALT.

[12:23] Lurdan Huszar: oh, you got me

[Jayce Iredell]

[12:19] Shade Reggiane: huge group of... kinda army in the hub

[12:19] Exterminatus Footman: Who?

[12:19] Lurdan Huszar: IT'S HUGE

[12:19] Maverick Garfield: damage is off

[12:19] Nexii Malthus: yeah, no damage though

[12:19] Shade Reggiane: yea, damage is off

[12:19] Shade Reggiane: they already tried to shoot me

[12:20] Nexii Malthus: 5 marine corps

[12:20] Lurdan Huszar: How do you gather 5+ kids to attack something on CHRISTMAS AT NOON?

[12:20] Anthony Lehane: I'll come send a notice

[12:20] Shade Reggiane: ye

[12:20] Maverick Garfield: just walk up and slap them

[12:20] Lurdan Huszar: How?

[12:20] Lurdan Huszar: They should be playing with the lego they got.

[12:20] Lurdan Huszar: Or they xbox games they got.

[Kynnaria Merlin]

[12:29] Garion Lowenhardt: Merry Christmas, you Commie

[12:29] Garion Lowenhardt: <3

[12:30] Scarlet Flaks: HALLMARK HOLIDAY LOVING CAPITALIST HERETIC

[12:30] Scarlet Flaks: PURGE PURGE PURGE

[12:30] Garion Lowenhardt: Oh, this is so totally quoted.

[RazorFox]

TRANSCRIBED FROM IRL:

Rygads: Goddammit, mark my words, I am gonna fix this computer because I am A+ motherfucking certified and this is what I studied to do.

Me: You haven't uh...you haven't taken the A+ test yet so you're not like, certified.

Rygads: ...Because I am almost A+ motherfucking certified and this is what I studied to do.

[ribena Homewood]

TRANSCRIBED FROM IRL:

Rygads: Goddammit, mark my words, I am gonna fix this computer because I am A+ motherfucking certified and this is what I studied to do.

Me: You haven't uh...you haven't taken the A+ test yet so you're not like, certified.

Rygads: ...Because I am almost A+ motherfucking certified and this is what I studied to do.

rofl

[Keystone Gray]

Keystone: So I was playing Campaign single player L4D1 on Expert. Tank shows up at the gas station. I fall back with my bot buddies and Louis I guess stops to try and raid the fridge in the kitchen of the diner for watermelon. The tank slams him against the wall and incaps him. I go back to put a couple magazines into the Tank's face as he's killing Louis, and then as I'm running away, Bill and Francis run out the back door and CLOSE IT ON ME.

Keystone: The rest is pretty easy to figure out.

Xayvien Rau: Look on the bright side.

Xayvien Rau: Black guy died first.

Keystone: For watermelon.

Xayvien Rau: Worthy cause.

Keystone: What about pills? Could have been stopping for pills.

Xayvien Rau: Haha, yeah.

Xayvien Rau: Except if he found pills he'd have beaten down the Tank.

[RazorFox]

Aryte Vesperia: Wutcho guys doing

Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Lincoln Heights :O

Aryte Vesperia: O cool.

Aryte Vesperia: How it going?

Zrazor Rozenstrauch: They have a half pipe in their base. Why can't we have a half pipe? ;-;

Aryte Vesperia: >:[

*** Private chat session has been closed ***

*** User has disconnected ***

[Desereck Creeggan]

Corsi Mousehold: [22:53] Zerowinged Vasiliev: Brings me back

Corsi Mousehold: [22:53] Zerowinged Vasiliev: I want this. . . So bad. . .

Desereck Creeggan: oh

Desereck Creeggan: murr

Corsi Mousehold: /me giggles.

Corsi Mousehold: Sorry I just love watching Zero go at it.

Corsi Mousehold: WAIT

Corsi Mousehold: THAT CAME OUT WRONG

Desereck Creeggan: oh

Desereck Creeggan: MURR

Desereck Creeggan: Thats going on the forums

Corsi Mousehold: NO IT IS NOT

IT MOST DEFFINATELY IS.

[Desereck Creeggan]

[bAY] Melly: WHY YOU GATTA LEAVE ME OUT OF THE LOOP LIKE THIS

[OI] Desereck: BECUZ BABY

[OI] Desereck: I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH TO HURT YOU

[bAY] Melly: Well

[bAY] Melly: the damage is done :(

[OI] Desereck: BUT IN THE END IT HURTS YOU MORE

[OI] Desereck: :C

[bAY] Melly: in the end it doesn't even matter

[OI] Desereck: I tried so hard

[OI] Desereck: and got so far

[bAY] Melly: I had to fall to loose it all

[OI] Desereck: lulz

[OI] Desereck: You know the rules

[OI] Desereck: and so do I

[OI] Desereck: Iiiiiiii just want to tell you how I'm feeling

[OI] Desereck: gotta make you

[OI] Desereck: understand

[OI] Desereck: never gonna give you up

[OI] Desereck: never gonna let you down

[OI] Desereck: never gonna run around and

[bAY] Melly: Okay no

[OI] Desereck: desert you

[bAY] Melly: I aint singing that shit

[OI] Desereck: never gonna make you cry

[OI] Desereck: never gonna say goodbye

[OI] Desereck: never gonna tell a lie and

[OI] Desereck: hurt you

[OI] Desereck: oooooooooooooooooooh

[OI] Desereck: give you up

[bAY] Melly: FUCK YOU

[OI] Desereck: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

[bAY] Melly: adhashfahag

[OI] Desereck: let you down

[Crash Silverfall]

[2009/12/30 6:49] Crash Silverfall: HOLA senor :D

[2009/12/30 6:50] Crash Silverfall: Detacho the granados

[2009/12/30 6:50] Crash Silverfall: VIVA AO O IMPERADOR

[2009/12/30 6:50] felipecuritiba Velde: :)

[2009/12/30 6:52] Crash Silverfall: remover granadas

[2009/12/30 6:52] felipecuritiba Velde: porque?

[2009/12/30 6:53] Crash Silverfall: proibido

[2009/12/30 6:53] felipecuritiba Velde: cara vc fala portugues e é desta base?

[2009/12/30 6:53] felipecuritiba Velde: kkk

[2009/12/30 6:53] Crash Silverfall: proibido :|

[2009/12/30 6:54] Crash Silverfall: SI

[2009/12/30 6:54] Crash Silverfall: SI

[2009/12/30 6:54] Crash Silverfall: lol

[2009/12/30 6:55] felipecuritiba Velde: JETPACK?

[2009/12/30 6:55] Crash Silverfall: SI

[2009/12/30 6:55] Crash Silverfall: SI

[2009/12/30 6:55] felipecuritiba Velde: COMO ENTRAR EM SUA BASE?

[2009/12/30 6:55] felipecuritiba Velde: ALISTAR?

[2009/12/30 6:55] Crash Silverfall: :O?

[2009/12/30 6:55] Crash Silverfall: CAPS >:|

[2009/12/30 6:56] felipecuritiba Velde: ENLISTED BASE

[2009/12/30 6:56] Crash Silverfall: Sure

[2009/12/30 6:56] Crash Silverfall: w/e

[2009/12/30 6:56] felipecuritiba Velde: HOW TO LIST IN YOUR BASE?

[2009/12/30 6:57] Crash Silverfall: Hey dont yell at me, i'm just a furry ;-;, cries and runs to his husband

[2009/12/30 6:57] Crash Silverfall: aplicativo?

[2009/12/30 6:58] Crash Silverfall: aplicativo??

[2009/12/30 6:58] felipecuritiba Velde: SORRY

[2009/12/30 6:58] Crash Silverfall: lol?

[2009/12/30 6:58] felipecuritiba Velde: i speak portuguese

[2009/12/30 6:59] Crash Silverfall: i see

[2009/12/30 6:59] Crash Silverfall: how did you make it then in sh?

[2009/12/30 7:00] Crash Silverfall: amigos??? :DD

[2009/12/30 7:00] felipecuritiba Velde: how did you make it then in sh?

[2009/12/30 7:00] felipecuritiba Velde: in my base it has some of Brazil

[2009/12/30 7:00] Crash Silverfall: i see

[2009/12/30 7:00] felipecuritiba Velde: speak portuguese, engalsh spanol?

[2009/12/30 7:00] felipecuritiba Velde: englash*

[2009/12/30 7:01] Crash Silverfall: englash

[2009/12/30 7:01] Crash Silverfall: sii

[2009/12/30 7:01] Crash Silverfall: si

[2009/12/30 7:01] felipecuritiba Velde: okay

[2009/12/30 7:01] Crash Silverfall: here

[2009/12/30 7:01] Crash Silverfall: http://firefoxinc.net/ordo/app.php

[2009/12/30 7:01] Crash Silverfall: go there

[2009/12/30 7:01] felipecuritiba Velde: okay

[2009/12/30 7:02] felipecuritiba Velde: in my base it has some of Brazil

[2009/12/30 7:02] Crash Silverfall: okay

[2009/12/30 7:02] Crash Silverfall: toi remover granadas

[2009/12/30 7:02] Crash Silverfall: si

[2009/12/30 7:02] Crash Silverfall: :D

[2009/12/30 7:03] Crash Silverfall: voce poder ataque

[2009/12/30 7:03] Crash Silverfall: :D

[2009/12/30 7:03] felipecuritiba Velde is Online

[2009/12/30 7:04] Crash Silverfall: ATAQUE

[2009/12/30 7:04] Crash Silverfall: <3?

[2009/12/30 7:04] felipecuritiba Velde: okay

[2009/12/30 7:09] felipecuritiba Velde: you age of silver, are, remembering you

[2009/12/30 7:09] felipecuritiba Velde: :)

[2009/12/30 7:09] Crash Silverfall: HUH

[2009/12/30 7:09] Crash Silverfall: my age?

[2009/12/30 7:09] felipecuritiba Velde: you were a silver base

[2009/12/30 7:10] Crash Silverfall: No

[2009/12/30 7:10] Crash Silverfall: i wasn't

[2009/12/30 7:10] Crash Silverfall: i married at silver base

[2009/12/30 7:10] Crash Silverfall: thats all

[2009/12/30 7:10] felipecuritiba Velde: has a soldier with a similar name

[2009/12/30 7:10] Crash Silverfall: I like mines better with whipedcream and strawberry

[2009/12/30 7:10] Crash Silverfall: :D

[2009/12/30 7:11] felipecuritiba Velde: knew remember you from somewhere

[2009/12/30 7:12] Crash Silverfall: mim como meu melhor com morango & whipedcream

[2009/12/30 7:12] felipecuritiba Velde: this base and better than silver?

[2009/12/30 7:12] Crash Silverfall: si

[2009/12/30 7:12] Crash Silverfall: SI

[2009/12/30 7:13] felipecuritiba Velde: how to get on this basis? have to enlist?

[2009/12/30 7:13] Crash Silverfall: aplicativo?

[2009/12/30 7:13] felipecuritiba Velde: be a soldier

[2009/12/30 7:13] Crash Silverfall: aplicativo ---> http://firefoxinc.net/ordo/app.php

[2009/12/30 7:13] Crash Silverfall: WARFACE

[2009/12/30 7:14] Crash Silverfall: raaaggghh

[2009/12/30 7:14] felipecuritiba Velde: all in English, and very difficult

[2009/12/30 7:14] felipecuritiba Velde: lol

[2009/12/30 7:14] Crash Silverfall: Sio

[2009/12/30 7:14] Crash Silverfall: si

[2009/12/30 7:14] Crash Silverfall: si

[Wolfe Hardin]

[15:14] (COM): MikeMurdock McMillan: WHO YOU GONNA CALL..

[15:14] (COM): Azoth Zsun: CHUCK NORRIS

[15:14] (COM): MikeMurdock McMillan: BRAZILIAN BUSTERS

[15:14] (COM): Wolfe Hardin: hahaha

[15:14] (COM): MikeMurdock McMillan: NANANANANANANANANANANANA I'M NOT AFAIRD OF NO BRAZILIANS

[15:15] (COM): MikeMurdock McMillan: Now someoen must make a ecto 1 for ordo o:

[RazorFox]

So Rygads is in his room teaching himself how to juggle and he's getting frustrated...

Rygads: All these balls do is fly away from you, it's impossible to keep them where you want them to go. The only way to do it is to go to FAGGOT CLOWN SCHOOL AND LEARN TO DO IT LIKE A REAL LIFE FUCKING FAGGOT CLOWN.

Zrazor: You know this is how Insane Clown Posse was formed, right? Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope were trying to learn to juggle and be legitimate clowns and they went INSANE. They became a posse of insane clowns.

Rygads: Fuck! I wanna sing about being myself and killing people!

[RazorFox]

Rygads: Dude, I'm kind of perplexed by something.

Me: What's that?

Rygads: Well, my ex-girlfriend just texted me and asked me for my phone number. :durr:

[ShadowFang Blessed]

[1:24] ShadowFang Blessed: why are you awake mister >:C?

[1:30] ShadowFang Blessed: you should be asleep, dreaming of unicorns made of made of the flesh of heretics, wail holding a law book, super spys, epic armies and diplomatic relations books. i tell you whut, i know a good leader isnt good if he dosent get enough sleep. Now drink your warm milk and blow out the candles. cause you need sleepie times mister. :C

[1:31] Ruin Nefarious: ...

[1:32] ShadowFang Blessed: :D

[Williamca Zenovka]

[21:56] Ruin Nefarious: fattie

[21:56] Williamca Zenovka: Am not :C

[21:56] Williamca Zenovka: You're petite.

[21:56] Ruin Nefarious: little chunky red fox thing

[21:56] Ruin Nefarious: elevator: occupancy max 12 people

[21:56] Ruin Nefarious: or 1 williamca

[21:56] Ruin Nefarious: o snap

[21:56] Ruin Nefarious: oo snap

[21:57] Ruin Nefarious: yeah gurl

[21:57] Ruin Nefarious: whatcho got

[Cygna]

[21:23] ShadowFang Blessed huggies :D

[21:23] ShadowFang Blessed: :3

[21:24] Aelus Janus suddenly gets flashbacks and in an act of sheer rage, puts his cigarette out on Shadow's ear.

[21:24] ShadowFang Blessed (Channel 1): eyes 4

[21:24] ShadowFang Blessed: ;-;

[21:24] Aelus Janus: AHHH.

[21:24] ShadowFang Blessed: WHY MISTOR JANUS

[Williamca Zenovka]

[2010-01-02 22:39:49] Aelus Janus slowly reaches a gloved hand in Williamca's direction.

[2010-01-02 22:40:20] Williamca Zenovka chomps onto the gloved hand and slobbers on it.

[2010-01-02 22:40:57] Aelus Janus: ...

[2010-01-02 22:41:53] Williamca Zenovka: :3

[2010-01-02 22:42:03] Williamca Zenovka: Don't worry it will come out in the wash.

[2010-01-02 22:45:22] Aelus Janus: I SEE.

[Kynnaria Merlin]

[21:36] Garion Lowenhardt: But yeah, I just found those 4 by inputting 'heavy armor concept' into Google images.

[21:37] Gulliver Carpool: Kk. I'll just keep googling around. It's my preference for something more realistic and functional looking, but I'm not sure how the talking animal people will take to that.

[Johann]

[21:01] Larry Furlough: oh well i gues syou can be straight and cuddly at the same time.

[21:02] Larry Furlough: liek cptcuddles

[21:02] Johann Wilberg: I've been at my friend's house in the middle of nowhere for the past week. The three of us have been cuddling almost every night lol.

[21:03] Larry Furlough: Y....

[21:03] Larry Furlough: Your seriously kidding me right?

[21:03] Johann Wilberg: No.

[21:03] Johann Wilberg: We'd watch like. Three movies and just all curl up under blankets on the couch.

[21:03] Johann Wilberg: Is fun. :D

[21:04] Larry Furlough: This is going on the forums.

[21:04] Johann Wilberg: That I'm cuddling with two girls?

[21:04] Larry Furlough: oh.

[21:04] Johann Wilberg: Every night for the past week?

[21:04] Larry Furlough: I thought you meant guys.

[21:04] Johann Wilberg: ... You fag.

[21:04] Larry Furlough: I wasw gunna be like... lord no.

[21:04] Johann Wilberg: Fantasizing about me cuddling two guys.

[21:04] Larry Furlough: Im still goign to put it up there

[21:04] Larry Furlough: it displays you as a gay person

[21:05] Larry Furlough: i mean

[21:05] Larry Furlough: coulda added

[21:05] Larry Furlough: liek

[21:05] Johann Wilberg: That I'm cuddling with two girls?

Larry's such a fag. D:

Lol.

[ShadowFang Blessed]

Tea Time with Keno.

[5:36] Keno Pontoppidan: Yesssss

[5:36] Keno Pontoppidan: Finally

[5:37] Keno Pontoppidan: My tea party is complete

[5:37] Keno Pontoppidan: I got a rabbit

[5:37] ShadowFang Blessed: i see no tea :|

[5:37] Keno Pontoppidan: Infront of you

[5:37] Keno Pontoppidan: So did you get your present?

[5:37] ShadowFang Blessed: :o

[5:37] ShadowFang Blessed: oh shi-

[5:38] ShadowFang Blessed: this chair

[5:38] ShadowFang Blessed: i feel..

[5:38] ShadowFang Blessed: empowerd by it

[5:38] Keno Pontoppidan: Shadow >:|

[5:38] ShadowFang Blessed: WUT

[5:38] Keno Pontoppidan: Did you get your present?

[5:38] ShadowFang Blessed: uh

[5:38] ShadowFang Blessed: yes?

[5:38] ShadowFang Blessed: the one from nohime?

[5:38] Keno Pontoppidan: You don't know what i'm talking about do you

[5:39] Keno Pontoppidan: Yes

[5:39] ShadowFang Blessed: yea i got it

[5:39] Keno Pontoppidan: :D

[5:39] ShadowFang Blessed: havent unwraped it yet

[5:39] ShadowFang Blessed: also ❤

[5:39] Keno Pontoppidan: Good luck lol

[5:39] ShadowFang Blessed: :3

[5:39] Keno Pontoppidan: Now we just need

[5:39] Keno Pontoppidan: uhm

[5:39] Keno Pontoppidan: Heather would do

[5:39] Keno Pontoppidan: We need heather at this tea party

[5:40] ShadowFang Blessed: why?

[5:40] Keno Pontoppidan: Well we have a hatter and a rabbit

[5:40] Keno Pontoppidan: all we need is a blonde girl

[5:40] ShadowFang Blessed: Uh

[5:40] ShadowFang Blessed: dont we need a cat too?

[5:40] Keno Pontoppidan: The cat never went to tea party

[5:40] Keno Pontoppidan: God

[5:40] ShadowFang Blessed: oh

[5:40] ShadowFang Blessed: 3:

[5:41] Keno Pontoppidan: Oh also

[5:41] ShadowFang Blessed: ?

[5:41] Keno Pontoppidan: I'm collecting Blood for the Give Blood Foundation, would you be interested in donating?

[5:42] ShadowFang Blessed: i dont have blood

[5:42] Keno Pontoppidan: It's for poor orphaned homeless children and is a genuine charity.

[5:42] ShadowFang Blessed: i have pink mist that runs in my viens

[5:42] ShadowFang Blessed: s'why i have pink hair 3:

[5:42] Keno Pontoppidan: Not associated with the Blood God in any way.

[5:43] Keno Pontoppidan: Because i'm not Kharn the Betrayer.

[5:43] Keno Pontoppidan: Nor do I worship Khorne.

[5:43] ShadowFang Blessed: Hm

[5:43] Keno Pontoppidan: Pink mist could work it's all the same to the blo--Orphaned children.

[5:43] ShadowFang Blessed: Well..

[5:44] ShadowFang Blessed: i guess..

[5:44] Keno Pontoppidan: Great!

[5:44] Keno Pontoppidan: You're doing a good thing, for a good cause.

[5:44] ShadowFang Blessed: :D

[5:44] Keno Pontoppidan: Those Orphaned children will be so pleased with there blood.

[5:45] ShadowFang Blessed: (yea i know whats comeing, for those of you listening.)

[5:45] ShadowFang Blessed: good :o

[5:45] Keno Pontoppidan: [5:45] Argus Rajal: I wrote a song for you.

[5:45] Keno Pontoppidan: For meeeee?

[5:45] ShadowFang Blessed: :o

[5:46] Keno Pontoppidan: BLOOD FOR THE ORPHANED CHILDREN

[5:46] ShadowFang Blessed: ¯\(º o)/¯

[5:46] Keno Pontoppidan: SKULLS FOR THE DONORS LIST

[5:47] Keno Pontoppidan: Enjoying your tea?

[5:47] ShadowFang Blessed: yes, is very nice.

[5:47] Keno Pontoppidan: Thank you, I made it myself.

[5:47] ShadowFang Blessed: its very good

[5:47] Keno Pontoppidan: Dosen't taste strange? In anyway?

[5:48] ShadowFang Blessed: Well

[5:48] ShadowFang Blessed: i do taste abit of...what is it? Copper?

[5:48] Keno Pontoppidan: Ah, I need to work on that abit

[5:48] Keno Pontoppidan: Don't want people catching on, hahah.

[5:48] ShadowFang Blessed: catching onto what?

[5:49] Keno Pontoppidan: The poison boy! The poison.

[5:49] ShadowFang Blessed: Poison?

[5:49] ShadowFang Blessed: you put poison in the tea?

[5:50] ShadowFang Blessed: what type?

[5:50] Keno Pontoppidan: Yes. See, some people are a tad hesitant about donating blood, can't let them get away that easy.

[5:50] ShadowFang Blessed: Ah well

[5:51] Keno Pontoppidan: You should be passing out any moment, then I will be draining all your blood, for the greater cause of course.

[5:51] ShadowFang Blessed: i guess now is the time to tell you, sence my blood is made of a fine pink mist, i am immune to all poisons..

[5:52] Keno Pontoppidan: Ah don't worry about that, it's a poison brewed in the depths of the warp, in the iron cauldron of Nurgle himself, stolen by Khorne, it poisons the soul.

[5:52] ShadowFang Blessed: Ah

[5:52] ShadowFang Blessed: well

[5:53] ShadowFang Blessed: i may be in trouble then.

[5:53] Keno Pontoppidan nods, "Indeed"

[5:53] Keno Pontoppidan: I had to change my tactics you see

[5:54] ShadowFang Blessed: from what?

[5:54] Keno Pontoppidan: I would have all those meddling Space Marines and Inquisitors following me around everywhere, made collecting blood an awful trouble.

[5:55] Keno Pontoppidan: This way is more low key, harder for them to track me.

[5:55] ShadowFang Blessed: I see.

[5:55] Keno Pontoppidan: Also means I don't have to just slaughter people, I can have a normal conversation with people now.

[5:56] Keno Pontoppidan: It's hard work being a berzerker, no one wants to talk to you.

[5:56] ShadowFang Blessed: Aww

[5:56] Keno Pontoppidan: But with this clever disguise, no one is the wiser.

[5:57] ShadowFang Blessed: Well. i do say, im starting to feel abit faint.

[5:58] Keno Pontoppidan: Yes, it should be kicking in, not long now.

[5:58] Keno Pontoppidan: So tell me about yourself.

[5:58] ShadowFang Blessed: Well

[5:58] ShadowFang Blessed: what would you like to know?

[5:58] Keno Pontoppidan: Oh anything, I don't mind.

[5:59] ShadowFang Blessed: Well, i do enjoy cupcakes alot.

[5:59] Keno Pontoppidan: Oh? If I had known I would have prepared some.

[6:00] ShadowFang Blessed: Ah, no worries, i usualy carry some with me wherever i go.

[6:01] Keno Pontoppidan: ILL DATE RAPE YOU

[6:01] ShadowFang Blessed: would you lik- er excuse me sir?

[6:02] Keno Pontoppidan: Nothing

[6:02] Keno Pontoppidan: Just coughing

[6:03] ShadowFang Blessed: Ah, you might want to get that checked, i hear imperial doctors are quite good at cleanseing sicknesses from the body.

[6:03] Keno Pontoppidan: Yes...

[6:04] ShadowFang Blessed: Well.. where was i?

[6:04] ShadowFang Blessed: oh yes, would you like a cupcake sir?

[6:05] ShadowFang Blessed: i think i have one stored under my hat.

[6:05] Keno Pontoppidan: I would love one, Thank you.

[6:06] ShadowFang Blessed reaches under her hat and grabs a cupcake, then places it on the table. "Enjoy good sir."

[6:07] Keno Pontoppidan: RGHNADHGGAJDRNGJR

[6:07] Keno Pontoppidan: GOTTA GO

[6:07] ShadowFang Blessed: but i just got here?

[6:07] Keno Pontoppidan: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

[6:07] Keno Pontoppidan: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!

[6:07] You died and have been teleported to your home location

[RazorFox]

[1:14] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Goddamn I need a smoke but it's so cold outside ;-;

[1:14] Kristian Kit: :S?

[1:14] thatguy Andel: ZRAZOR

[1:14] Tenaki Kupferberg: Quit

[1:14] thatguy Andel: WHAT DID YOUR MOTHER

[1:14] thatguy Andel: TELL

[1:14] thatguy Andel: YOU

[1:14] thatguy Andel: ABOUT

[1:15] thatguy Andel: SMOKING

[1:15] Mercury: Lost contact: Disraeli Calderwood

[1:15] Kimmy Maktoum is Online

[1:15] Mercury: Lost contact: Ruin Nefarious

[1:15] thatguy Andel: DID SHE NOT REMIND YOU THAT I WILL DO TO YOU WHAT I PLAN TO DO TO OTHER PEOPLE WHO DONT PLAY DOW?

[1:15] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO MY MOTHER IN FIVE YEARS, BUT YOUR MOTHER TOLD ME IT WAS BAD FOR ME

[1:15] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: BU-ZING!

[1:16] thatguy Andel: SPEAK TO HER DAMNIT, AND DONT SMOKE AGAIN.

[1:16] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: THEN SHE MADE ME PANCAKES

[1:16] thatguy Andel: D:<

[1:16] thatguy Andel: GOD DAMNIT

[1:16] thatguy Andel: THE HAPPY FACE ONES?

[1:16] Zacharias Bardasch: x3

[1:16] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: WITH CHOCOLATE MOTHERFUCKING CHIPS UP IN THAT SHIT

[1:16] thatguy Andel: FUCK, THOSE ARE MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE

[1:16] Zacharias Bardasch: oh snap

[1:16] thatguy Andel: GOD DAMN YOU MOTHER

[1:16] thatguy Andel: WHY

[1:16] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: THEN SHE TOOK ME TO SEE A MOVIE]

[1:16] thatguy Andel: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[1:16] thatguy Andel: NOOOO

[1:16] thatguy Andel: THATS WHAT WE WOULD DO

[1:16] thatguy Andel: EVERY SATURDAY

[1:16] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: AND SAID WE'D BETTER NOT INVITE YOU OR YOU'D GET JEALOUS

[1:16] thatguy Andel: AFTER PANCAKES

[1:16] thatguy Andel: NO

[1:16] Mercury: New contact: Trinity Heckroth

[1:16] thatguy Andel: NO

[1:16] thatguy Andel: NO

[1:16] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT MOVIE IT WAS

[1:17] thatguy Andel: THIS IS A NIGHTMARE

[1:17] thatguy Andel: HWO COULD YOU NOT REMEMBER?!

[1:17] thatguy Andel: GOD DAMN YOU!

[1:17] Garinovitch Raviprakash is Online

[1:17] Zacharias Bardasch: Trinityyyyyy! :D

[1:17] Trinity Heckroth: :D

[1:17] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: BECAUSE I GOT BORED FIVE MINUTES IN SO SHE GAVE ME A BIG HANDFUL OF QUARTERS AND I JUST PLAYED CRAZY TAXY FOR FOUR HOURS

[1:17] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: AND SHE HAD FUN ANYWAY

[1:17] thatguy Andel: NO

[1:17] thatguy Andel: NO

[1:17] thatguy Andel: NO

[1:17] Sykes Foxclaw is Offline

[1:17] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: YES

[1:17] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: YES

[1:17] thatguy Andel: THATS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN

[1:17] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: YES

[1:17] thatguy Andel: NEIN NEIN NEIN!

[1:17] Ordo - Astra 'Nemesis' Fighter: Checking inventory..

[1:17] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: THAT'S HOW I ROLL, SON

[1:17] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: WITH YOUR MOTHER

[1:17] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: STEVE

[1:18] Ordo Elite Jetpack: Checking inventory..

[1:18] thatguy Andel: DAMNIT, YOU KNOW HER NAME TOO

[1:18] thatguy Andel: NOOOOOOOOOOO

[1:18] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: STEVE SAYS SHE WISHES YOU WERE BETTER AT CLARINET

[1:18] thatguy Andel: WHAT?!

[1:18] thatguy Andel: NO!

[1:18] thatguy Andel: SHE LIED TO ME THEN

[1:18] thatguy Andel: STOP IT!

[1:18] thatguy Andel: STOP TALKING!

[1:18] thatguy Andel: GO AWAY!

[1:18] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: NO SHE SAID THAT ALL THOSE LESSONS WERE A WASTE

[1:18] Nivanglus Aya is Offline

[1:18] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: I still got it.

[1:19] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: ;D

[Gulliver Carpool]

[11:27] Pyros Blackburn: I woke up with a cat standing between my shoulder blades on my bed, kneading my spine and just barely digging her claws in.

[11:27] Pyros Blackburn: I was like "Meh.. Ordo kitty says duty time."

[11:27] Gulliver Carpool: Quoted.