Quotes of Win

[Jester Spearmann]

[2010/03/06 23:12] (COM): Nikki4 Aquitaine: Uhm, what was that sim we raided earlier... Thorium anddddd?

[2010/03/06 23:12] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: Tamarillo

[2010/03/06 23:12] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: Show me the way to (T)Amarillo ~

[2010/03/06 23:12] (COM): Corsi Mousehold: *Facepalms*

[2010/03/06 23:13] Steff Flintoff: did I log into the middle of aryte retardation hour again?

[2010/03/06 23:13] (COM): Johann Wilberg: Take a right at Albuquerque. :V

[2010/03/06 23:13] Jester Spearmann: yes

[2010/03/06 23:13] Steff Flintoff: woot

[2010/03/06 23:13] Nikki4 Aquitaine: He had too much coffee probably

[2010/03/06 23:13] Nikki4 Aquitaine: :D

[2010/03/06 23:13] Jester Spearmann: or not enough

[2010/03/06 23:14] (COM): Corsi Mousehold: THAT'S A LEFT AT ALBUQKAIFSAKJE

[2010/03/06 23:14] Steff Flintoff: knowing aryte, probably the first one

[Jester Spearmann]

Not so much a quote of win more one of fail

[16:08] Ordo HUD 0.3.11: (Wisehowl Webwyre) Ordo and VG are allies

[Desereck Creeggan]

[18:31] Agares Tretiak: ...Liuttle boy, did you get seperated from your parents?

[18:31] Brandez Millet: yes

[18:31] Brandez Millet: T-T

[18:31] Desereck Creeggan: Agares is about to Nanao brandez.

[18:31] Desereck Creeggan: ROFL

[Dascede]

Claw Gibbs attacks Titan with musket, Aryte forms infantry line.

[21:34] Aryte Vesperia shouts: CAVALRY FORWARD.

- Tsume revs forward on moped - *NYYYYEEEEEHHHHH*

[Murcielago Neox]

The person in this quote actually requested I post this, so *shrugs*

anywho, enjoy

[17:01] person: ARE YOU HITTING ON ME SON?

[17:01] Murcielago Neox: excuse my french sir, but what the fuck are you talking about?

[17:02] person: I am being silly :3

[17:02] Murcielago Neox: ah

[17:02] Murcielago Neox: lol, like yesterday I was being tired?

[17:03] person: Mhm

[17:04] Murcielago Neox: lol, I see

[17:05] person: ;3

[17:05] Murcielago Neox: lol, are YOU hitting on me? XD

[17:06] person: Most definatly! Since I am straight and all.

[17:06] Murcielago Neox blushes and chuckles

[17:06] Murcielago Neox: but you apparently do not read profiles

[17:06] Murcielago Neox: I'm male irl

[17:06] person dies.

[17:06] person: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[17:07] Murcielago Neox: XD

[17:07] Murcielago Neox: that is so quoted

[ShadowFang Blessed]

[19:30] (COM): WolfShaman Warrior: hmm. I start emerald, and now my computer is flipping out with popups every 10 seconds about emerald.exe - corrupt file.

[19:31] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: :o

[19:31] (COM): Vincent Kroitschov: o.o

[19:31] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: mind doesnt do that >_>

[19:31] (COM): Vincent Kroitschov: oh noes

[19:31] (COM): Vincent Kroitschov: mine is fine

[19:31] Tsume Xiao (Channel 1): r

[19:31] Mercury: Lost contact: Chicago Terasaur

[19:32] (COM): WolfShaman Warrior: c:\$Mft is corrupt and unreadable. Wonder if my hard drive is about to eat shit like the rest of my computer has been doing

[19:32] Tsume Xiao (Channel 1): r

[19:32] Rineren Patton is Offline

[19:32] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: EJECT WOLF, EJECT YOUR LOOSEING ALTITUDE!

[19:46] Johann Wilberg (auto-response): Johann Wilberg screams.

[19:46] ShadowFang Blessed: so

[19:46] Johann Wilberg (auto-response): Johann Wilberg screams.

[19:47] ShadowFang Blessed: >_>

[19:47] ShadowFang Blessed: WELL THEN

[19:47] ShadowFang Blessed: IF YOUR JUST GANNA SCREAM AT ME

[19:47] ShadowFang Blessed: ILL SCREAM TOO

[19:43] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: johann you IM me, sence i cant find you >:

[19:43] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: can^

[19:44] (COM): Ruin Nefarious: SO needy.

[19:44] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: >:C RUIN

[19:44] (COM): Vincent Kroitschov: lol

[19:44] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: IM GANN RUIN,RUIN

[19:44] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: FUCK, not my keyboard is screwing up

[19:45] (COM): shippo Coba: you just ruined your your ruining of ruin o.O

[19:45] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: FFFFFF NOW*

[19:45] (COM): Vincent Kroitschov: XD

[19:45] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT JOHANN'

[19:45] (COM): Vincent Kroitschov: dont worry sometimes my shoft key gets stuck

[19:45] (COM): Johann Wilberg: I can't find you either. Use goto:center for three times the experience.

[19:45] ShadowFang Blessed (Channel 1): goto:center

[19:45] Goto: Warp to: <202,140,84>

[19:46] ShadowFang Blessed: ¯\(º o)/¯

[19:46] shippo Coba: congradulations you just found your penis :D

[19:46] shippo Coba: anywaaaays....

[19:46] ShadowFang Blessed: >_>

[19:46] ShadowFang Blessed: SO

[19:46] Johann Wilberg: I am not Shadow's penis. D:

[19:46] ShadowFang Blessed: JO-

[19:46] shippo Coba: lmao!

[19:46] ShadowFang Blessed facepalms.

Edited March 11, 2010 by ShadowFang Blessed

[Agares Tretiak]

Shadow, do you take any drugs? If not, you should be on some. If you are, you should stop.

[Cygna]

[20:31] Terd Wollongong rubs her rear "Big meany"

[RazorFox]

[22:14] Tyenshinsi Takaaki: FUCK YOUR ...damnit'

[22:14] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: umad?

[22:14] Tyenshinsi Takaaki: umad?

[22:14] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: umad?

[22:14] Tyenshinsi Takaaki: umad?

[22:14] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: umad?

[22:15] Tyenshinsi Takaaki: umad?

[22:15] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: umad?

[22:15] Tyenshinsi Takaaki: umad?

[22:15] Tyenshinsi Takaaki: umad?

[22:15] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: umad?

[22:15] Tyenshinsi Takaaki: umad?

[22:15] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: umad?

[22:15] Tyenshinsi Takaaki: umad?

[22:15] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: umad?

[22:15] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: umad?

[22:15] Tyenshinsi Takaaki: umad?

[22:15] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: umad?

[22:15] Tyenshinsi Takaaki: umad?

[22:15] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: umad?

[22:15] Tyenshinsi Takaaki: umad?

[22:15] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: umad?

[22:15] Tyenshinsi Takaaki: umad?

[22:15] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: umad?

[22:15] Tyenshinsi Takaaki: umad?

[22:15] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: umad?

[22:15] Tyenshinsi Takaaki: umad?

[22:15] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: umad?

[22:15] Tyenshinsi Takaaki: umad?

[22:15] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: umad?

[22:15] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: umad?

[22:15] Tyenshinsi Takaaki: ufat?

[22:15] Tyenshinsi Takaaki: ufat?

[22:15] Tyenshinsi Takaaki: ufat?

[22:15] Tyenshinsi Takaaki: ufat?

[22:15] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: WHOA

[22:15] Tyenshinsi Takaaki: LOL

[Jayce Iredell]

[2010/03/13 6:46] Agares Tretiak: Apostasy exists where ever the light of the Imperator's will does not shine.

[2010/03/13 6:47] Jayce Iredell: Lets hope the batteries don't run out.

[2010/03/13 6:47] Agares Tretiak thumps.

[2010/03/13 6:47] Agares Tretiak thumps you on the forehead.

[2010/03/13 6:48] Jayce Iredell ear folds. "I thought it was funny."

[Keno]

[5:56] (COM): Kryo Recreant: Hostile gone nao.

[5:57] (COM): Keno Pontoppidan: AWOOGA MAN THE WALL

[5:57] (COM): Kryo Recreant: THEY LEFT.

[5:57] (COM): Keno Pontoppidan: MAN THE FUCKING WALL

[ribena Homewood]

While preparing to leave for the Battle of the Bands...

Rygads: Okay, let's see...wallet, phone...keys...condom for just in case...

Zrazor: The fuck are you gonna do with a condom?

Rygads: The fuck WOULDN'T I do with a condom?

Zrazor: Have sex?

Rygads: Fuck you dude.

Zrazor: Ooooooh.

Rygads: YOU'RE GAY.

Burn.

[5:56] (COM): Kryo Recreant: Hostile gone nao.

[5:57] (COM): Keno Pontoppidan: AWOOGA MAN THE WALL

[5:57] (COM): Kryo Recreant: THEY LEFT.

[5:57] (COM): Keno Pontoppidan: MAN THE FUCKING WALL

lol

[Arc Vyper]

[18:34] Aryte Vesperia: I need to wake up. Ffff.

[18:34] Aryte Vesperia: So tired.

[18:34] Aryte Vesperia: I know what to do . .

[18:35] Aryte Vesperia shines the Starbucks beacon in the sky.

[18:35] Arc Vyper: ANYWAY.

[Murcielago Neox]

[20:31] Terd Wollongong rubs her rear "Big meany"

oh my XD

[Desereck Creeggan]

*agares is running around in a female avatar*

[9:22] Desereck Creeggan: "AGARES. TAKE OUT THE BOOB IMPLANTS. THOSE ARE NOT TOYS"

[9:22] Desereck Creeggan: Decided not to.

[9:22] Nohime Runner: <.<

[9:22] Agares Tretiak: The Imperator nearly had a heartattack when I showed him this.

[9:22] Desereck Creeggan: HAHAa

[9:22] Nohime Runner crosses her arms over her chest

[9:22] Desereck Creeggan: >..

[9:22] Desereck Creeggan: >.>

[9:22] Desereck Creeggan: I havent done that face in a long time.

[9:22] Nohime Runner: implants make the world go rought!

[9:22] Nohime Runner: *round

[9:22] Desereck Creeggan: THEY'RE NOT TOYS

[9:23] Nohime Runner: tell that to everyone who plays with my chest!!!!

[9:23] Desereck Creeggan: ...................

[9:23] Desereck Creeggan: Quoted

[9:23] Nohime Runner: frak

[9:23] Nohime Runner: I hate you des

[Corsi Mousehold]

[14:05] Nohime Runner: You are NEVER off duty. We will always hold you to the standards set forth by the Imperator, and should the need arise, we expect you to come running if we call for help (which is very VERY rarely)

[14:06] Sheridan Thorne: well I was gonna say "when you're OFFLINE! :D"

[14:06] Sheridan Thorne: but I didn't want to be a smartass, on top of all-knowing :P~

[14:06] Nohime Runner: even then, you should sleep in your bed at night in a way pleasing to the Imperator *Bites back a chuckle*

[Kellervo]

[22:59] (COM): thatguy Andel: SHUT UP MERCURY, NO ONE LIKES YOU.

[23:03] (COM): Keller Teichmann: KOS/BOS Detected: thatguy Andel!

[23:04] (COM): Keller Teichmann: LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE THATGUY.

[23:04] (COM): Keller Teichmann: YOU WENT AND PISSED OFF SKYNET.

[23:04] (COM): thatguy Andel: OH FUCK

[23:04] (COM): thatguy Andel: SHIT SHIT SHIT

[23:09] thatguy Andel: Okay

[23:09] thatguy Andel: Don't tell Skynet

[23:10] thatguy Andel: I am starting a resistance

[23:10] thatguy Andel: against Mercury

[23:10] thatguy Andel: We have taked refuge in the tunnels

[23:10] thatguy Andel: taken*

[23:11] thatguy Andel: Excuse my mis-spells, it's hard to tune in on this radio frequence without Mercury finding out where I am

[23:11] Keller Teichmann: Hahaha

[ribena Homewood]

[14:05] Nohime Runner: You are NEVER off duty. We will always hold you to the standards set forth by the Imperator, and should the need arise, we expect you to come running if we call for help (which is very VERY rarely)

[14:06] Sheridan Thorne: well I was gonna say "when you're OFFLINE! :D"

[14:06] Sheridan Thorne: but I didn't want to be a smartass, on top of all-knowing :P~

[14:06] Nohime Runner: even then, you should sleep in your bed at night in a way pleasing to the Imperator *Bites back a chuckle*

. .

[Corsi Mousehold]

[19:03] Stefan Marquez: Apparently, the SK have a cannon built... to defend against you.

[19:03] Stefan Marquez: Corsi Mousehold, you are a BEAST.

[19:08] Corsi Mousehold: AGAINST ME??

[19:08] Corsi Mousehold: Specifically for ..... Me

[19:08] Stefan Marquez: Rofl

[19:08] Corsi Mousehold: Are you serious?

[19:08] Stefan Marquez: Yes

[19:09] Corsi Mousehold: I know I raped them with the Infensus the other day but .... You have got to be kidding.

[19:10] Corsi Mousehold: Where is it???

[19:10] Corsi Mousehold: And when was it made?

[19:10] Stefan Marquez: It's on their HQ thing

[19:10] Stefan Marquez: [18:57] Rudolph Brim: what do you guys think of our new fixed weapon

[18:58] Rudolph Brim: its meant to kill corsi mousehold

[19:10] Corsi Mousehold: I AM SO QUOTING THAT!!!

[Aryte]

[20:32] Lurdan Huszar: jajajajajajajajajajaja

[20:32] Aryte Vesperia: Ashuasahusashuashua.

[20:32] Lurdan Huszar: JAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJA

[20:32] Aryte Vesperia: ASHUAHSUASHUASHUA.

[20:32] Lurdan Huszar: JAJAJAJAJJAAJJAJA!

[20:32] Aryte Vesperia: ... ASHUASHUAHSUA

[Arc Vyper]

[20:32] Lurdan Huszar: jajajajajajajajajajaja

[20:32] Aryte Vesperia: Ashuasahusashuashua.

[20:32] Lurdan Huszar: JAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJA

[20:32] Aryte Vesperia: ASHUAHSUASHUASHUA.

[20:32] Lurdan Huszar: JAJAJAJAJJAAJJAJA!

[20:32] Aryte Vesperia: ... ASHUASHUAHSUA

Wow, what were you and Lurdan on.

[Sera Otoro]

brazilian disease... they usually go jajaja instead of hahaha...

[Arc Vyper]

*Skillfully avoids conversation with Christoph*

[22:08] Christoph Naumova: reported

[22:08] Arc Vyper: ?

[22:08] Christoph Naumova: YOU COLLIDED WITH MY AVATAR

[22:08] Christoph Naumova: UR GWIEFING

[22:09] Arc Vyper: Imperator told me not to talk to strangers.

[22:09] Christoph Naumova: Tragic.

[22:09] Arc Vyper: I NEED AN ADULT.

[22:09] Christoph Naumova: Hi I'm Christoph, I'm evil

[22:09] Christoph Naumova: There

[Agares Tretiak]

He wanted to molest you. D:

[Agares Tretiak]

[10:02] Sly Axon: I dont want to get out of bed D:

[10:02] Sly Axon: It's warm here

[10:02] Agares Tretiak: Your attachment to creature comforts is disturbing. How do you function on the battlefield?

[10:03] Sly Axon: I have a snuggie

[10:03] Agares Tretiak: ...

[10:03] Sly Axon: So my hands are free to kill people.

[10:03] Agares Tretiak: A snuggie is not standard issue field gear.

[10:03] Sly Axon: It was approved after the shamwow incident of 2114

[10:04] Agares Tretiak: Allow me to rephrase: Praetorians DO NOT go into battle wearing a snuggie. I don't care if you're killing a thousand heretics, the blow to our image is simply not worth it.

[10:04] Sly Axon: What if the snuggie was camo?

[10:04] Sly Axon: You could call it a poncho

[10:04] Agares Tretiak: ...Hmmm.

[10:05] Agares Tretiak: This might be an acceptable compromise.

[10:05] Sly Axon: lol

[10:05] Kryo Recreant: Disguise it as a paludamentum.

[10:05] Agares Tretiak: Does it have armor plating.

[10:05] Sly Axon: For the low low price of $19.95 they were unable to include armor plating. However, it now has built-in pockets.

[10:06] Sly Axon: Which is just like having armor plating.

[10:06] Agares Tretiak: If so, I'll take an order of a dozen armor plated, camo "ponchos"

[10:06] Agares Tretiak: Ahem.

[10:06] Sly Axon: I'm loling pretty hard irl right now.

[10:06] Sly Axon: Anyway

[10:07] Sly Axon: I do need to eat something before i start getting bitchy

[10:07] Sly Axon: Bai guys :D

[10:07] Kryo Recreant: :o

[10:07] Intus Infinity: Byee

[10:07] Agares Tretiak: Righto. REPLENISH THY BLOOD SUGAR