Quotes of Win

[thatguy Andel]

[15:02] thatguy Andel: I live in a small town.

[15:02] thatguy Andel: So, nothing bad happens.

[15:02] thatguy Andel: Everyone's a good driver.

[15:02] Nikki4 Aquitaine: just a small town girl, thatguy?

[15:02] Nikki4 Aquitaine: :D

[15:02] thatguy Andel: LIVING IN A LONELY WORLD

[15:02] Nikki4 Aquitaine: SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN

[15:02] thatguy Andel: GOING ANYWHEREEEEEEE

[15:02] Nikki4 Aquitaine: :D

[15:02] thatguy Andel: Hi5!

[RazorFox]

No customers will come in so, all morning, I've been singing lady gaga songs over the loud speaker.

-Rygads Hax to me, via text message, from his first day as manager of this convenience store he works at.

[Aryte]

[13:55] (COM): Johann Wilberg: How does one say, "I fart in your general direction" in Portuguese? I want to get someone to attack us.

[ribena Homewood]

LOL Ron.

And the classic facepalm, Jester. Haven't seen you use any other image but that.

[RazorFox]

Zrazor: o3o

Xayvien Rau: o3o

Zrazor: o3o

Xayvien Rau: o3o

Zrazor: o3o

Xayvien Rau: o3o

Zrazor: o3o

[Murcielago Neox]

[13:55] (COM): Johann Wilberg: How does one say, "I fart in your general direction" in Portuguese? I want to get someone to attack us.

it's "EU peidar em sua direcao geral" with a ~ above the A in direcao and a < under the c in the same word.

[Cygna]

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[Euro Zapatero]

[15:02] thatguy Andel: I live in a small town.

[15:02] thatguy Andel: So, nothing bad happens.

[15:02] thatguy Andel: Everyone's a good driver.

[15:02] Nikki4 Aquitaine: just a small town girl, thatguy?

[15:02] Nikki4 Aquitaine: :D

[15:02] thatguy Andel: LIVING IN A LONELY WORLD

[15:02] Nikki4 Aquitaine: SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN

[15:02] thatguy Andel: GOING ANYWHEREEEEEEE

[15:02] Nikki4 Aquitaine: :D

[15:02] thatguy Andel: Hi5!

Win, for Journey.

[RazorFox]

Yo dawg, I heard you like Mudkips so I put Mudkips in your Pokedex so you can be a giant faggot.

-Anlysia Gregoire via text message.

[Firefox Breed]

[9:19] FireFox Breed: Payment Amount: 176.47

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[9:19] Maverick Garfield: cost too much to shoot anything else

[9:19] WolfShaman Warrior: lol

[9:19] FireFox Breed: i dont know if i can remember that number

[9:19] WolfShaman Warrior: time to change the lock on my luggage

[Corsi Mousehold]

Karlhockey: Oh God look out! Kryo has his Phasers set to FaBuLoUs!!!

Kryo: Stepo off or I'll beat you in the head with a rainbow!

[ZeroNightmare Kaventipovic]

[20:57] ZeroNightmare Kaventipovic: mmm Disembodied i have a question for ya

[20:57] Disembodied Hand: i has an answer?

[20:57] Aryte Vesperia: HEY. WELL.

[20:57] Aryte Vesperia: I was hoping.

[20:57] ZeroNightmare Kaventipovic: How will a female fit this uniform? ;o?

[20:57] Aryte Vesperia: Who cares?

[20:57] Aryte Vesperia: I'm male.

[20:57] Disembodied Hand: lol

[20:57] ZeroNightmare Kaventipovic: LOL

[20:57] ZeroNightmare Kaventipovic: Hi5!

[Typhon Perun]

[7:42] (COM): Ron Bleac: [7:42] Ron Bleac: Hello, and welcome to Chronus and Titan. Please detach your genitalia, or you will be fired upon.

[Typhon Perun]

[12:04] Mercury: Chronus entry:

Name: Nicholas165 Lowbeam

Organisation: Random Hostile

Threat level: 5

Division: No

Listed rank: Info -

[12:04] Mercury: Hostile detected -> Nicholas165 Lowbeam

[12:04] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (ONDUTY Penis) Problem Currently no WhoreWare product provider online.

[12:04] (COM): Kryo Recreant: ...LOL

[12:04] (COM): Typhon Perun: What the hell?

[12:04] (COM): Ron Bleac: .. LOL

[12:04] (COM): Justice Capalini: holy fuck

[12:04] (COM): Tiridates Mikadze: No, it isn't, because it's our sim, we set the rules, not his expectations of special treatment :/

[12:04] (COM): Justice Capalini: did i just read that right

[12:04] (COM): Bargo Tomsen: .............

[Aryte]

[23:35] Clare Czeret: who forgets the Imperator's coffee?

[23:35] Chernobyl Core: dead men.

[Lestat Umarov]

Nothing dagger says is funny. It just comes off as him trying to hard.

[Nakita]

[19:58] Zerowinged Vasiliev (Channel 1): r

[19:58] Zerowinged Vasiliev (Channel 1): sling

[19:58] Zerowinged Vasiliev (Channel 1): holster

[19:58] Zerowinged Vasiliev (Channel 1): sh

[19:58] Zerowinged Vasiliev (Channel 1): Draw my fucking rifle

[Johann]

Nothing dagger says is funny. It just comes off as him trying to hard.

Kinda random.

[Addison Setzer]

[7:39] Sciman Skytower: Snowglpbe even? spelling fail

[7:39] Clare Czeret: yes

[7:39] Clare Czeret: SNOWGLOBE

[7:39] zanndor Aeon: LOL

[7:39] Sciman Skytower: *SNOWGLOBE

[7:39] Sciman Skytower: FFS

[Trinity Heckroth]

Kinda random.

The quote before lestats post was dagger. So. Not that random.

[Johann]

The quote before lestats post was dagger. So. Not that random.

That Chernobyl is Dagger is not information I had to begin with. :V

Though I did think that was the case. But rather than assume it, I said otherwise.

[Trinity Heckroth]

[3:13] Trinity Heckroth: come on zero

[3:13] Trinity Heckroth: make ordo history

[3:13] Steff Flintoff: do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

[3:13] Trinity Heckroth: a titan where every active avatar is a human

[3:13] Kryo Recreant: DO EEET

[3:13] Steff Flintoff: you know you want to

[3:13] Zero Itamae: Not right nowwww. I'd wanna fix it before I actually used it again.

[3:13] Trinity Heckroth: pllllz

[3:13] Trinity Heckroth: ;-;

[3:13] Steff Flintoff: what happned to you maaan, you use to be cool

[3:14] Steff Flintoff: =p

[3:14] Zero Itamae: =\

[3:15] Trinity Heckroth: =\

[3:15] Asuka Zane: :D

[3:16] Zero Itamae: Gonna go edit it and see how it looks, it's probably not very good, lol.

[3:16] Steff Flintoff: victoryyyyyy

[3:17] Trinity Heckroth: peer pressure is like, the greatest thing ever.

[3:17] Steff Flintoff: yus XD

[Keno]

[10:48] Cheeso Szydlowska: Dude, you ate toothpaste?

[10:48] Cheeso Szydlowska: You know that shit'll kill you, right?

[10:50] Keno Pontoppidan: wat

[10:50] Cheeso Szydlowska: Taffa said you ate toothpaste

[10:50] Keno Pontoppidan: I did

[10:50] Cheeso Szydlowska: Fluoride is poisonous

[10:50] Keno Pontoppidan: how the fuck will toothpaste kill you

[10:50] Cheeso Szydlowska: Why would you do that?

[10:50] Keno Pontoppidan: they wouldnt sell it if it did

[10:50] Cheeso Szydlowska: I'm not sure they intended for people to eat it

[10:50] Keno Pontoppidan: it waas a dare

[10:50] Cheeso Szydlowska: I DARE YOU TO GARGLE DRAINO

[10:51] Keno Pontoppidan: KK

[10:51] Keno Pontoppidan: BRB

(By the way, don't eat toothpaste. I feel really sick. D: )

Edited April 30, 2010 by Imperial Admiral

[Aryte]

[2010/03/23 19:08] Zatuichi Bosatsu: (Saved Tue Mar 23 17:07:34 2010) hey aryte can i be unsim banned so i can raid with 2142 when we go on raid there

[2010/03/31 10:44] Zatuichi Bosatsu: (Saved Wed Mar 31 06:44:30 2010) hello?

[2010/04/06 11:21] Zatuichi Bosatsu: (Saved Tue Apr 06 09:45:40 2010) hello

[2010/04/07 18:56] Zatuichi Bosatsu: (Saved Wed Apr 07 15:07:31 2010) hello?

[2010/04/08 19:00] Zatuichi Bosatsu: (Saved Thu Apr 08 17:28:40 2010) hello

[2010/04/08 19:00] Zatuichi Bosatsu: (Saved Thu Apr 08 18:34:23 2010) hey are you there?

[2010/04/09 18:52] Zatuichi Bosatsu: (Saved Fri Apr 09 17:41:49 2010) hello?

[2010/04/13 16:55] Zatuichi Bosatsu: (Saved Tue Apr 13 16:32:01 2010) hello?

[2010/04/24 18:45] *** parent estate: 0

[2010/04/24 18:45] Zatuichi Bosatsu: hello?

[2010/04/24 18:48] *** parent estate: 0

[2010/04/24 18:48] Zatuichi Bosatsu: aryte i was wondering if i could be unbanned from titan pls

[2010/04/25 12:28] Zatuichi Bosatsu: (Saved Sat Apr 24 20:19:15 2010) aryte are you there?

[2010/04/27 15:40] *** parent estate: 0

[2010/04/27 15:40] Zatuichi Bosatsu: hello?

[2010/04/27 15:41] Zatuichi Bosatsu: sighs

[2010/04/27 15:41] Zatuichi Bosatsu: is there no way i can contact you?

[2010/04/30 19:06] Zatuichi Bosatsu: (Saved Fri Apr 30 18:18:43 2010) aryte?

[2010/04/30 19:06] Zatuichi Bosatsu: (Saved Fri Apr 30 18:54:03 2010) hey

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[Desereck Creeggan]

[2010/03/23 19:08] Zatuichi Bosatsu: (Saved Tue Mar 23 17:07:34 2010) hey aryte can i be unsim banned so i can raid with 2142 when we go on raid there

[2010/03/31 10:44] Zatuichi Bosatsu: (Saved Wed Mar 31 06:44:30 2010) hello?

[2010/04/06 11:21] Zatuichi Bosatsu: (Saved Tue Apr 06 09:45:40 2010) hello

[2010/04/07 18:56] Zatuichi Bosatsu: (Saved Wed Apr 07 15:07:31 2010) hello?

[2010/04/08 19:00] Zatuichi Bosatsu: (Saved Thu Apr 08 17:28:40 2010) hello

[2010/04/08 19:00] Zatuichi Bosatsu: (Saved Thu Apr 08 18:34:23 2010) hey are you there?

[2010/04/09 18:52] Zatuichi Bosatsu: (Saved Fri Apr 09 17:41:49 2010) hello?

[2010/04/13 16:55] Zatuichi Bosatsu: (Saved Tue Apr 13 16:32:01 2010) hello?

Omfg lmao.

"ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THERE YET? ARE WE THE-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP"

ect. ect.