Quotes of Win

[Typhon Perun]

[18:27] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (Aryte Vesperia) Back problems.

[18:27] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (Aryte Vesperia) Warning you.

[18:27] (COM): Mercury SecretSpy: sheesh

Pic inculded as it is the reason behind the quote.

[Acheron Gloom]

[18:27] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (Aryte Vesperia) Back problems.

[18:27] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (Aryte Vesperia) Warning you.

[18:27] (COM): Mercury SecretSpy: sheesh

Pic inculded as it is the reason behind the quote.

Saw someone in a sim once with potential back problems bigger than her chest. Each.

[BlackSergal]

[20:54] BurrWolf Qin: OIC: Requesting auth to deploy a raid to X-Core

[20:55] BurrWolf Qin: will need 10 troopies at least

[20:55] Karlhockey Forte: HRM, HOW CAN I TRUST YOU :o?!

[20:55] BurrWolf Qin: i'm purple

[20:55] Karlhockey Forte: GAH, MY WEAKNESS. Yeah go ahead. Kill some peeps

[20:55] BurrWolf Qin: <3

LOL I just saw this... <3

[Corsi Mousehold]

[23:14] Radio: (Harmony Chun) Nice entrance Wezab ;)

[23:14] Radio: (Wezab Ember) Im not naked again am i?

[23:14] Radio: (Stealth Buccaneer) yes totally naked

[Qoph]

Late night on Titan

[00:17] Marcellus Alter (sircorn.alter): you seem to have misplaced your pants

[00:17] Lyle Watanabe: I dont need pants

[00:18] Lyle Watanabe: no time to put on pants

(in his defense it was a rendering bug)

Later on

[00:26] Lyle Watanabe: she log or die

[00:26] Lyle Watanabe: err leave

[00:26] Marcellus Alter (sircorn.alter): crash

[00:27] Thomas Baddingham: Damn and I was enjoying the foreplay

[Aryte]

WTF, LOL.

[RazorFox]

[00:17] Marcellus Alter (sircorn.alter): you seem to have misplaced your pants

[00:17] Lyle Watanabe: I dont need pants

[00:18] Lyle Watanabe: no time to put on pants

(in his defense it was a rendering bug)

Lyle shouldn't fret as he's not the only one this has ever happened to...

[Nakita]

[14:18] (COM): Aelus Janus: [14:18] HUD: Sent 'WHICH SEAT CAN I TAKE~' to Arokh Takakura.

[14:20] (COM): Heather McKay: AELUS! >:(!

[14:20] (COM): Sukasa Rydell: FRIDAYYY

[14:20] (COM): Aelus Janus: [14:20] HUD: Sent 'WHICH SEAT HERP DERP DEEERRPP~' to Sukasa Rydell.

[14:20] (COM): Aelus Janus: [14:19] HUD: Sent 'KICKIN' IN THE FRONT SEAT~' to Heather McKay.

[14:20] (COM): Aelus Janus: [14:18] Arokh Takakura: YOU MOTHER FUCKER

[14:20] Heather McKay is Offline

[14:20] (COM): Aelus Janus: [14:20] (COM): Heather McKay: AELUS! >:(!

[14:22] (COM): Karlhockey Forte: [14:21] [Ordo] Communications Pack v1.0: Sent '[Ordo] AGM-114 Hellfire' to Aelus Janus

[Aryte]

[09:44] Ron Bleac: > Luftwaffe fighter jet flies into target area at low level, just above the tree tops.

[09:44] Ron Bleac: > Drop ordnance on large group of Soviet troops.

[09:45] Ron Bleac: > Fly off, scream "Alles klar!" into radio.

[09:45] Ron Bleac: > Instant boner.

[09:45] Aryte Vesperia: > awkward moment.

[09:45] Ron Bleac: > Realize you IMd the wrong person.

[09:45] Aryte Vesperia: LMAO

[09:45] Aryte Vesperia: > Quotes of Win

[Tsume Xiao]

[11:14] (COM): Aelus Janus: Jason Bare-Backer.

[11:14] (COM): Aelus Janus: Where art thou.

[11:14] (COM): Tsume Xiao: Wow....

[11:15] (COM): Jason Backer: In thy forest, sodomising your brother.

[11:15] (COM): Aelus Janus: OH MAN.

[Scarlet Flaks]

None of the furniture works in the Praetorian Office, thus;

-- Instant message logging enabled --

[13:35:08] Scarlet Flaks: hay thur babby

[13:35:12] Scarlet Flaks: u wan sit my lap? ;)

[13:35:18] thatguy Andel: scerlet

[13:35:19] Scarlet Flaks: ;;)))))))))))

[13:35:20] thatguy Andel: i dnt thnk

[13:35:23] thatguy Andel: icn do tat

[13:35:26] Scarlet Flaks: y

[13:35:36] thatguy Andel: becus im scerd a lil bit

[13:35:38] Scarlet Flaks: LOL

[13:35:40] Scarlet Flaks: TOO HOMO

[13:35:41] Scarlet Flaks: TOO HOMO

[13:35:43] Scarlet Flaks: ABORT

[13:35:44] Scarlet Flaks: ABORT

[13:35:47] thatguy Andel: LOL

[George Reisman]

[23:43] Ron Fancypants McBleac (ron.bleac): Fapping to them

[23:44] Hollowmengitus Yifu: mmm

[23:44] Ron Fancypants McBleac (ron.bleac): Hollow, I want you inside me.

[23:44] Ron Fancypants McBleac (ron.bleac): mmmmmmmm

[Agares Tretiak]

WORDS

The furniture is mostly for show. Why, you ask? Because you should be WORKING. >:(

[Scarlet Flaks]

The furniture is mostly for show. Why, you ask? Because you should be WORKING. >:(

I for one enjoy the comforts of a nice leather sofa.

[Arokh Takakura]

[14:50] (COM): Arokh Takakura: Hey guys?

[14:50] Aelus Janus is Offline

[14:50] Mercury: Lost contact: Aelus Janus

[14:51] (COM): Arokh Takakura: Helloo? o.o

[14:51] Mercury: Lost contact: Stirn Aurotharius

[14:51] Reinhald Hallr (tyler.yaseotoko) is Offline

[14:51] Mercury: Lost contact: Tyler Yaseotoko

[14:51] (COM): Arokh Takakura: ... FFFF.

[14:51] (COM): Mercury SecretSpy: did i do that!!???

[Agares Tretiak]

I for one enjoy the comforts of a nice leather sofa.

Scarlet, you're the cat. I'm the bowl of water.

[Akara]

[14:29] Marcus Tinamoose: I would be honored, to have you castrate me. That is all.

[14:29] Nikki4 Aquitaine: ......... wat

[14:29] Marcus Tinamoose: oh

[14:29] Marcus Tinamoose: wrong window

[14:29] Marcus Tinamoose: -_-

[Guest Afevis]

[21:13] (COM): Aelus Janus: [21:13] Aelus Janus: HOstile?

[21:13] Velani Karu: Not right now I dont.

[21:13] Velani Karu: :3

[21:13] Aelus Janus: You don't hostile, OK.

[Aryte]

[20:43] Raven Juno: where did you egt the idea to do that m200?

[20:43] Raven Juno: >_>

[20:43] Aryte Vesperia: Pardon?

[20:43] Raven Juno: The m200. Where did you get the 'idea' to make one like that

[20:44] Aryte Vesperia: Random draw? I don't know. We typically just make whatever sounds fun. Why?

[20:44] Raven Juno: mm. sounds more like you found out some people in a rival millitary were working on one and tried to outdo it. buttt sadly failed.

[20:45] Aryte Vesperia: Haha. Yes. I certainly give a shit what Vanguard is doing. Don't kid yourself, chump.

[20:46] Raven Juno: i refuse to beleive that within the same month we announced the nearing completion of ours you somehow come up with your own. coincidences liek that dont happen.

[20:46] Raven Juno: probably have spies over here.

[20:47] Aryte Vesperia: We've had the M200 model for months. Frankly, I couldn't care less what you think. So believe whatever makes you happy.

[20:48] Inventory item offered

[20:48] Aryte Vesperia: Inspect it. Note the prim creation dates.

[20:49] Raven Juno: yes and ours date back over a year. its been in production oor a while. and hype has been getting more and more popular. seems an awefull lot like someone was just trying to outdo us with our own rifle.

[20:50] Aryte Vesperia: It's been in production over a year?

[20:50] Aryte Vesperia: HAHAHA.

[20:50] Aryte Vesperia: Sounds the norm!

[20:50] Aryte Vesperia: Maybe it will come out by 2012! Good luck!

[20:52] Raven Juno: it will be out before then. its only been in production so long because of the sheer amount of detailw ere putting into it and options we have available. everyone who sees it says its the best thing they have ever seen in sl. so it dosent suprise me someone would want to try and beat us to the punch or out do uus.

[20:52] Aryte Vesperia: Hahaha. Okay! I'm sure!

[20:52] Raven Juno: or just release a half assed rifle so it looks like were just tagging along once outs goes out. plenty reasons

[20:53] Aryte Vesperia: Definitely. My secret VG spies have given me intelligence on your production, so we quickly built one. Since we were, you know, so pressed for time-- only a YEAR IN DEVELOPMENT.

[20:53] Aryte Vesperia: ROFL.

[20:55] Raven Juno: yeah and outs is only 1000 times betetr than yours because we dont just throw shit together to get it done we do things right. not to mention we had setbacks no one could deal with so its not like weve been working everyday for a year. in all our production time is at about 3 months. i merely meant we started our build a year ago.

[20:55] Aryte Vesperia: I'm sure.

[20:55] Raven Juno: but i dont doubt ordo would do something like that. since they always seem to have hardons for vg people

[20:56] Aryte Vesperia: Excuse me. I am busy. I am getting intelligence reports from my secret VG spies. I must begin production on your other projects. I only have several years to finish them.

[20:56] Raven Juno: hell a bunch of your ordo fags even tried to egt me to come build guns for ordo and i said id rather do it for vg. which i think may explain all this dont you?

[20:56] Raven Juno: just jelous you didnt get the rifle so your goons had you guys make one for yourselves

[20:56] Aryte Vesperia: Yeah. I'm totally sure we asked you to build for us. Because you're obviously a big deal and everyone knows who you are.

[20:57] Raven Juno: under the radar bud. but i have skills. hey. im not making shit up though your little pals were so mad i swoudlnt join ordo they atatcked vg for 8 hours straight untill they gave up and went crying back to you

[20:58] Aryte Vesperia: We . . haven't done combat with Vanguard in years. You are retarded.

[Tsume Xiao]

COOL STORY ARYTE

LET ME TELL MINE

[20:36] *** parent estate: 0

[20:36] Lunar Frequency: Hey

[20:36] Lunar Frequency: You worked on the m200 right? :\

[20:37] Tsume Xiao: Yes

[20:37] Lunar Frequency: Yes, uh.. I have an issue with it.

[20:37] Tsume Xiao: Ok. Lets see if I can help you out.

[20:39] Lunar Frequency: Well.. I was just curious, why they decided to make THAT rifle. of all rifles.

[20:39] Lunar Frequency: I mean.

[20:39] Lunar Frequency: Its bolt action.

[20:39] Tsume Xiao: Because the builder wanted one.

[20:39] Lunar Frequency: and also.. color change options..? Why?

[20:40] Tsume Xiao: Because the builder wanted the different colors, and the real one comes in different colors as well.

[20:40] Lunar Frequency: I mean even at that.. seriously.. that rifle... of all rifles.

[20:40] Lunar Frequency: Want me to show you why?

[20:41] Tsume Xiao: Well, as I said, I just do the scripting. The builder is the one who wanted the rifle.

[20:42] Lunar Frequency: I know someone saw our rifle and decided. Oh hey. It'd be a great idea to copy that rifle and sell it.. Why? Because its bolt action. There are no other bolt action rifles in SL mil sims.

[20:42] Lunar Frequency: Not really.

[20:42] Lunar Frequency: and the fact it was that rifle in particuluar.

[20:42] Tsume Xiao: Ok, What am I looking at here?

[20:42] Lunar Frequency: I have a serious gut feeling.

[20:42] Tsume Xiao: Copy whose rifle?

[20:43] Lunar Frequency: My rifle. Our rifle.

[20:43] Lunar Frequency: We been working on it for over a year.

[20:43] Tsume Xiao: So you are saying that Chey Tac copied your drawiing?

[20:44] Lunar Frequency: No, I'm saying that someone decided to steal and market our idea.

[20:44] Tsume Xiao: Who?

[20:44] Lunar Frequency: The builder of the m200 that ordo is selling, I mean it isn't even realistically modeled.

[20:44] Tsume Xiao: Ordo isn't selling any weapons.

[20:44] Lunar Frequency: Titan

[20:44] Lunar Frequency: Leviathan

[20:45] Tsume Xiao: And the rifle that was modeled is a CheyTac M200, not your drawing.

[20:45] Lunar Frequency: What

[20:45] Lunar Frequency: Mine is a m200.

[20:45] Tsume Xiao: I am 99% certain that opur builder does not even know you, nor would they have ever seen this image.

[20:45] Tsume Xiao: Ok.

[20:45] Tsume Xiao: So you are copying CheyTac.

[20:45] Tsume Xiao: And our buuilder did too.

[20:46] Lunar Frequency: 3nevermind

[20:46] Lunar Frequency: I just got proof the idea was stolen

[20:46] Tsume Xiao: So therefore you have no position to find fault with our builder.

[20:46] Tsume Xiao: I'm going to turn you over to someone who can help you better.

[20:46] Tsume Xiao: Let me get him.

[20:46] Tsume Xiao: One second.

[20:49] Tsume Xiao: Sorry this is taking so long. :/

[20:49] Lunar Frequency: Its alright. :|

[20:50] Lunar Frequency: I don't blame you, your pretty cool :P

[20:50] Lunar Frequency: Its just I want proof of whoever made it. Why they got the idea.

[20:50] Lunar Frequency: I don't expect a truthful answer..but I still want to talk. I'm pretty peeved.

[20:50] Tsume Xiao: CheyTac's website. =x

[20:51] Tsume Xiao: Ever since Shooter & FutureWeapons covered it its been pretty viral.. for a gun

[20:51] Lunar Frequency: Yeah, but the fact that someone would make it for a mil sim on SL.

[20:51] Lunar Frequency: after so long

[20:51] Lunar Frequency: makes no since to me

[20:51] Lunar Frequency: and

[20:52] Lunar Frequency: the fact it just so happens to show up after we go public with ours.

[20:53] Tsume Xiao: Well, I have been scripting that and waiting for animations since... uh..

[20:53] Tsume Xiao: Wow.

[20:53] Tsume Xiao: December.

[20:53] Tsume Xiao: o.o

[20:53] Lunar Frequency: we started making this last may.

[20:53] Tsume Xiao: Anyways, Im trying to get incontact with our... CEO etc.

[20:54] Tsume Xiao: Yes, but when did you go public?

[20:54] Tsume Xiao: Im just curious.

[20:54] Lunar Frequency: Well touche. :\ we went public april.. but still

[20:54] Lunar Frequency: seems pretty fishy.

[20:55] Lunar Frequency: I mean.. at least fix the description. Its .408 not .308

[20:55] Tsume Xiao: That... would be my bad.

[20:56] Tsume Xiao: I was working on updating my L115A1 at the same time.

[20:56] Tsume Xiao: So.

[20:56] Tsume Xiao: .338

[20:56] Tsume Xiao: Got mixed in there.

[20:56] Tsume Xiao: Lol

[20:58] Tsume Xiao: Hmm.

[20:58] Lunar Frequency: irratated.

[20:59] Tsume Xiao: I just checked the description. It does say "Titan Industries; CAL .406 CheyTac"

[20:59] Lunar Frequency: Its .408 not .406

[20:59] Lunar Frequency: look it up

[20:59] Tsume Xiao: Now the Notecard says it has the "accuracy and versatility of the smaller .308"

[21:00] Lunar Frequency: Winchester round?

[21:00] Tsume Xiao: I did not write that... I actually think thats a quote from FutureWeapons.

[21:00] Lunar Frequency: You know what, why I am helping this!

[21:01] Tsume Xiao: I just script it and hand off a list of commands and what they do.

[21:01] Tsume Xiao: Im sorry?

[21:01] Tsume Xiao: Helping what?

[21:01] Lunar Frequency: You fix your description of a gun that we're making.

[21:01] Lunar Frequency: <:O

[21:02] Tsume Xiao: Um. Well ours is completed. And something like that would be considered common courtesy?

[21:03] Tsume Xiao: Well the actual bullet is named .408, so.

[21:03] Tsume Xiao: At least we are good there.

[21:03] Lunar Frequency: :I

[21:03] Lunar Frequency strangles Tsume.

[21:03] Tsume Xiao: Trust me I know what you are feeling. I have had a few instances where my company was working on something and someone else comes out with one.

[21:04] Lunar Frequency: We never made a gun before.

[21:04] Lunar Frequency: and we get told

[21:04] Lunar Frequency: our gun won't sell because its bolt action

[21:04] Lunar Frequency: and won't be effective in combat

[21:04] Lunar Frequency: we got told our build is bad, yet its better than the one you guys are selling.

[21:04] Lunar Frequency: ugh.

[21:05] Lunar Frequency: Maybe that personal oppinion

[21:05] Tsume Xiao: Granted, in my case, theirs were complete rushed piles of crap. So.

[21:05] Lunar Frequency: but

[21:05] Tsume Xiao: Anyways. Bye.

[21:05] Lunar Frequency: Bye :\

[Mark Karlfeldt]

And not a single M200 was given that day.

[Lanny Ansar]

nd to be honest, the M200 is indeed a bit of a rarity on SL, but it's not like nobody's built one before. MTG has one, and there's a dude on the marketplace who made a replica of the MW2 version and is selling it for 10L.

Long Story Short: Nobody's copying anybody. To be honest, anyone who makes an M200 anyway is copying CheyTac. Why can't anyone make a concept of their own?

[Cyphre Iredell]

Actually Black Ops had one out first like a year ago or more, but I think it wasn't a part of their catalog for very long. Pretty ridiculous when people get on about this silliness. I imagine this isn't a new affair, much like releases that coincide with game-related weapons, or anything that isn't armalite or AK. Makes me wonder if there were other strange IMs like this due to the release of other weapons, like the AA12 or something.

[Typhon Perun]

[11:49] Mari Visage: CAn I have a 5-piece with a side of curly fries

[11:49] Tatyana DeAllura (kaska.czarny): Do you want fries with that?

[11:50] Mari Visage: Uh yeah, medium.

[11:50] Tatyana DeAllura (kaska.czarny): Would you like to sign up for our VesperiaBurger rewards card? You get ten percent off every second purchase of hereticsteak sandwiches.

[11:50] Mari Visage: Uh yeah, medium.

[11:50] Tatyana DeAllura (kaska.czarny): Would you like to sign up for our VesperiaBurger rewards card? You get ten percent off every second purchase of hereticsteak sandwiches.

[11:52] Mari Visage: No, thanks my bf would kill me if I sign up for another one of those dang rewards cards.

[11:52] Mari Visage: Got fetus burger?

[11:52] Tatyana DeAllura (kaska.czarny): Only heretic flavor.

[11:53] Mari Visage: Blegh. Then I'll just have my medium curly fries with a small chocolate shake.

[11:53] Typhon DeCrux (typhon.perun): Youd you like the blood of heritcs with your fires?

[11:54] Typhon DeCrux (typhon.perun): Fries

[11:54] Mari Visage: No hold the blood, I'm on a diet.

[11:54] Tatyana DeAllura (kaska.czarny): Alright. One minute please. *heads into the kitchen. Muffled sounds of whips and screams are heard* Here you go. Thank you for coming to VesperiaBurger. The only right place for a heretic.

[11:55] Crimson (anthony.lehane) is Online

[11:55] Mari Visage snatches her food and eaves without paying because she's gangster like that. Oh yeahhh.

[11:56] Tatyana DeAllura (kaska.czarny) slipped a facehugger into the food bag as a surprise gift.

[Constantine Giugiaro]

[11:49] Mari Visage: CAn I have a 5-piece with a side of curly fries

[11:49] Tatyana DeAllura (kaska.czarny): Do you want fries with that?

[11:50] Mari Visage: Uh yeah, medium.

[11:50] Tatyana DeAllura (kaska.czarny): Would you like to sign up for our VesperiaBurger rewards card? You get ten percent off every second purchase of hereticsteak sandwiches.

[11:50] Mari Visage: Uh yeah, medium.

[11:50] Tatyana DeAllura (kaska.czarny): Would you like to sign up for our VesperiaBurger rewards card? You get ten percent off every second purchase of hereticsteak sandwiches.

[11:52] Mari Visage: No, thanks my bf would kill me if I sign up for another one of those dang rewards cards.

[11:52] Mari Visage: Got fetus burger?

[11:52] Tatyana DeAllura (kaska.czarny): Only heretic flavor.

[11:53] Mari Visage: Blegh. Then I'll just have my medium curly fries with a small chocolate shake.

[11:53] Typhon DeCrux (typhon.perun): Youd you like the blood of heritcs with your fires?

[11:54] Typhon DeCrux (typhon.perun): Fries

[11:54] Mari Visage: No hold the blood, I'm on a diet.

[11:54] Tatyana DeAllura (kaska.czarny): Alright. One minute please. *heads into the kitchen. Muffled sounds of whips and screams are heard* Here you go. Thank you for coming to VesperiaBurger. The only right place for a heretic.

[11:55] Crimson (anthony.lehane) is Online

[11:55] Mari Visage snatches her food and eaves without paying because she's gangster like that. Oh yeahhh.

[11:56] Tatyana DeAllura (kaska.czarny) slipped a facehugger into the food bag as a surprise gift.

That's hilarious.