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The "Happy Birthday <name>!" Thread

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Herein are some lovely selections from the drunk texts Anly sent me last night, transcribed directly from my phone. It's like a timeline of inebriation in progress.

I have two people on my lap.

Tell Aryteto pretend I just hit him with a chair. Since I can't.

Save me

Coowe

GAin'teven stand.

Goodwiimi you.re my last compact or I'dbe brewed.

I can't straight.

I've had okike twen i'm so drunk

NEXT MORNING:

Anly are suffering. :\
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