Aryte Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 [3:21] Dark Svenska: It seems like now a'days i see more and more false emperors to kill.[3:21] Dark Svenska: Yet the only real person i need to kill who is owrth the $#!^ and piss is Aryte.[3:21] Dark Svenska: He's the only REAL false emperor here.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Kuhr Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 [22:44] maxxie Waffle (COM): Anyone on thats a magister for schola? Cyphe wants to finish schola tonight[22:45] maxxie Waffle (COM): Nobody?[22:46] Jester Spearmann (COM): sex[22:46] Jester Spearmann (COM): sec *[22:46] maxxie Waffle (COM): . . .[22:46] Jester Spearmann (COM): no comment[22:46] maxxie Waffle (COM): Dear god man, look before typing[22:46] Rei Kuhr (COM): ...[22:46] Rei Kuhr (COM): Quoted[22:46] Jester Spearmann (COM): fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 So some naked lady comes to Titan. well... basically naked. IT was so wrong. She walks over to me and the following conversation occurs:[10:34] tish Celt: um hi[10:34] Agares Tretiak: ...Hi.[10:34] Agares Tretiak: How can we help you today?[10:35] Agares Tretiak: I can give you a pair of pants, if you like.[10:35] tish Celt: um just looking around[10:35] Daffee Vita (COM): I want to see Agares stab her.[10:35] Syl Kiranov (COM): Any kind of pants would be an improvement.[10:35] tish Celt: you insalt a queen?[10:35] Agares Tretiak: We ask you wear some sort of clothing. Shorts, s hirt, maybe?[10:36] Agares Tretiak: ...[10:36] Silver Meridoc (COM): *looks at Euro*[10:36] tish Celt: abut her pant[10:36] Agares Tretiak: No. I kill them, apparently.*STAB* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsy Bunnyhug Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 [17:01] Seb Yakan (COM): I like how my butt looks in this armor. . . wait MY TAIL DX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilium Supermarine Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 [9:03] Keystone Gray: And would you perchance have a nanosword?[9:03] Keystone Gray: Makes the gutting 10x more fun and 20x more easy.[9:03] Rei Kuhr: ....you want Nanao's what?[9:03] Keystone Gray: ...[9:03] Keystone Gray slaps.[9:03] Keystone Gray: Not Nanao.[9:03] Keystone Gray: NANO.[9:03] Rei Kuhr: Tyler, Keystone wants Nanao's pork sword.[9:03] Keystone Gray: FF[9:04] Tyler Yaseotoko: oh lordy[9:04] Wasaac Hax: Well, whatever floats your boat I suppose[9:04] Keystone Gray: Rei, if I wanted one Nanao's pork sword, I'd probably get them all whether I wanted to or not.[9:04] Tyler Yaseotoko: dont you know where thats been[9:04] Rei Kuhr: So now you want both?[9:04] Keystone Gray: I WANT A NANOSWORD.[9:04] Keystone Gray: D:[9:04] Rei Kuhr: ...[9:04] Rei Kuhr: I'm soooo telling Ethan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esichs Sonnerstein Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 [12:01] Keystone Gray (COM): [12:01] Keystone Gray: Let that be a warning to you. Do not sithack in our sim, it is against the sim rules. Thank you.[12:01] Lil Carducci: Oo[12:01] Lil Carducci: lol[12:01] Lil Carducci: was a net trich though[12:01] Lil Carducci: neat trick[12:01] Keystone Gray (COM): *Facepalm* after Aryte's chair owns him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyphre Iredell Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 Oh wow, did Lil Carducci actually come to titan?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 ...We should have carpet bombed the spawn, then launched an endless wave of artillery into the spawn to cleanse it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esichs Sonnerstein Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 LOL yes he did. He tried to prim sit into the base via Aryet's throne. He got purged =P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inoue Katsu Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 [12:15] Aryte Vesperia (COM): Kitsy.[12:15] Aryte Vesperia (COM): go grief Carrious.[12:16] Anlysia Gregoire (COM): Kitsy? Grief someone?[12:16] Anlysia Gregoire (COM): Surely you jest.[12:16] Anlysia Gregoire (COM): ...why am I on fire suddenly?♥ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aryte Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 [14:09] Ordo Defero Unit v1.0: (Aaron Kojishi) I dont like being here[14:09] Ordo Defero Unit v1.0: (CheerGirl Allen) where are they?[14:09] Capn Robonaught (COM): yes, we have a gunau[14:09] Ordo Defero Unit v1.0: (Aaron Kojishi) it brings back some...unfavorable memories...[14:09] Ordo Defero Unit v1.0: (CheerGirl Allen) I actually want to Try SL combat[14:09] Jinxy Fluffball (COM): *grumbles* and me![14:09] Ordo Defero Unit v1.0: (CheerGirl Allen) where they hell are they?[14:09] Ordo Defero Unit v1.0: (Aaron Kojishi) up on thier wall[14:09] Ordo Defero Unit v1.0: (Aaron Kojishi) watching[14:09] Ordo Defero Unit v1.0: (Aaron Kojishi) waiting[14:09] Ordo Defero Unit v1.0: (CheerGirl Allen) you serious?[14:09] Kronus Gaffer (COM): Dun dun[14:09] Capn Robonaught (COM): XD!!![14:09] Ordo Defero Unit v1.0: (Aaron Kojishi) yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Euro Zapatero Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 [3:44] Mikael Khalamov (COM): Fuck me I'm tired but I can't sleep.[3:45] Euro Zapatero (COM): Alright Mikael, come over here and bend over.[3:45] Mikael Khalamov (COM): No, that's not what I meant[3:45] Mikael Khalamov (COM): Shut up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nakita Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 [15:03] Karlhockey Forte: If you have a issue with how things go in this sim, feel free to not come back.[15:03] coolboy21 Hallard: suck it?[15:03] Karlhockey Forte: You don't even get the grace of that.[15:04] coolboy21 Hallard: wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esichs Sonnerstein Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 [0:22] Ordo Utility HUD v1.4: Avatar sent home: ienjoybeingbannedby Coleslaw Avatar only 0 days old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leia Mercy Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Vinnie on vent: Let me take a picture of my 13" action figure to show you!Mazzy: I dont think weve gone that far yet.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nakita Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 [4:55] Rotating light: Hostile detected -> rebel Andrew[4:56] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (rebel Andrew) Im back...[4:56] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (rebel Andrew) And im armed with my BLT Sub =D[4:56] squakbox: (rebel Andrew) And im armed with my BLT Sub =D[4:57] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (Karlhockey Forte) Those are strictly prohibited, please hand that over to me and I will take care of its removal[4:58] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (rebel Andrew) /me quickly gobbles it up...[4:58] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (Karlhockey Forte) ....killjoy[4:58] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (rebel Andrew) lemme finnish my last 6inches then im coming for you[4:58] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (rebel Andrew) fine...[4:58] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (Jester Spearmann) ......[4:58] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (Karlhockey Forte) ....[4:58] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (rebel Andrew) /me hands you 3 inches of my sandwhich...[4:59] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (Wasaac Hax) You can't just feed one of us! What about the rest?[4:59] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (rebel Andrew) you all want some sub!?[4:59] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (rebel Andrew) Wait about 3 hours...[4:59] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (rebel Andrew) It wont be as nice but eh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ribena Homewood Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 [9:56] Lestat Umarov: I'm a sexual deviant for clicking some dudes clicky parts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 [19:23] Agares Tretiak: Was totally napping...when in the middle of a rare and peaceful dream, Tiri's voice starts screeching and stuff.[19:23] Aryte Vesperia: That is the punishment for not doing your report.[19:23] Agares Tretiak: :/[19:24] Agares Tretiak: By the way sir.[19:25] Agares Tretiak: There is something Iw anted to talk to you about. It's a bit sensitive, but I feel I can trust you with it.[19:25] Aryte Vesperia: Aye?[19:25] Agares Tretiak: Well..[19:25] Agares Tretiak: I just wanted you to know...[19:26] Agares Tretiak: ...that I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GIECO.[19:26] Aryte Vesperia: Good.[19:26] Aryte Vesperia: Finish your report, dick.[19:26] Agares Tretiak: Yessir[19:28] Aryte Vesperia: Did you really switch to Geico?[19:28] Agares Tretiak: Hell no, State Farm is the shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xegras Xue Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 [16:04] cazzaren Solo shouts: DONT SHOOT[16:04] Aryte Vesperia (COM): Shoot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Kuhr Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 [21:31] Capn Robonaught: some of the targets dont respond for me[21:31] Capn Robonaught: so i poop two or three[21:31] Rei Kuhr: ...[21:31] WolfJoya Furse: try turning down the velocity[21:31] Rei Kuhr: I'm so quoting that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kellervo Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 [0:14] Mack Rachter (COM): Hoku, I think you get gayer with every alt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ribena Homewood Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 [14:54] Aryte Vesperia: Jerk.[14:54] Aryte Vesperia: Gay.[14:55] ribena Homewood: You like to jerk gays?[14:55] ribena Homewood: OH NICE[14:55] Aryte Vesperia: Omfg(Aryte: Edit it again and I'll hack this website and ruin all of your quotes. D:< ;-;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seb Yakan Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 [14:54] Aryte Vesperia: Jerk.[14:54] Aryte Vesperia: Gay.[14:55] ribena Homewood: You like to jerk gays?[14:55] ribena Homewood: OH NICE[14:55] Aryte Vesperia: Omfg(Aryte: Edit it again and I'll hack this website and ruin all of your quotes. D:< ;-;)Hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 [16:33] Williamca Zenovka: WOOF[16:34] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: ARF >:C[16:34] Williamca Zenovka cries[16:34] Zrazor Rozenstrauch owns >:3[16:35] Williamca Zenovka: WHAT IF I SAID I REAPPLIED TO ORDO?[16:35] Williamca Zenovka: Could I have my kidneys back?[16:35] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: You may have one.[16:35] Williamca Zenovka: Yay![16:35] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: But I already made a pie with the other[16:35] Williamca Zenovka: :< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Tony on Vent:Dude, speaking of black people and bubblegum... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
