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[3:21] Dark Svenska: It seems like now a'days i see more and more false emperors to kill.

[3:21] Dark Svenska: Yet the only real person i need to kill who is owrth the $#!^ and piss is Aryte.

[3:21] Dark Svenska: He's the only REAL false emperor here..

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[22:44] maxxie Waffle (COM): Anyone on thats a magister for schola? Cyphe wants to finish schola tonight

[22:45] maxxie Waffle (COM): Nobody?

[22:46] Jester Spearmann (COM): sex

[22:46] Jester Spearmann (COM): sec *

[22:46] maxxie Waffle (COM): . . .

[22:46] Jester Spearmann (COM): no comment

[22:46] maxxie Waffle (COM): Dear god man, look before typing

[22:46] Rei Kuhr (COM): ...

[22:46] Rei Kuhr (COM): Quoted

[22:46] Jester Spearmann (COM): fuck

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So some naked lady comes to Titan. well... basically naked. IT was so wrong. She walks over to me and the following conversation occurs:

[10:34] tish Celt: um hi

[10:34] Agares Tretiak: ...Hi.

[10:34] Agares Tretiak: How can we help you today?

[10:35] Agares Tretiak: I can give you a pair of pants, if you like.

[10:35] tish Celt: um just looking around

[10:35] Daffee Vita (COM): I want to see Agares stab her.

[10:35] Syl Kiranov (COM): Any kind of pants would be an improvement.

[10:35] tish Celt: you insalt a queen?

[10:35] Agares Tretiak: We ask you wear some sort of clothing. Shorts, s hirt, maybe?

[10:36] Agares Tretiak: ...

[10:36] Silver Meridoc (COM): *looks at Euro*

[10:36] tish Celt: abut her pant

[10:36] Agares Tretiak: No. I kill them, apparently.

*STAB*

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[9:03] Keystone Gray: And would you perchance have a nanosword?

[9:03] Keystone Gray: Makes the gutting 10x more fun and 20x more easy.

[9:03] Rei Kuhr: ....you want Nanao's what?

[9:03] Keystone Gray: ...

[9:03] Keystone Gray slaps.

[9:03] Keystone Gray: Not Nanao.

[9:03] Keystone Gray: NANO.

[9:03] Rei Kuhr: Tyler, Keystone wants Nanao's pork sword.

[9:03] Keystone Gray: FF

[9:04] Tyler Yaseotoko: oh lordy

[9:04] Wasaac Hax: Well, whatever floats your boat I suppose

[9:04] Keystone Gray: Rei, if I wanted one Nanao's pork sword, I'd probably get them all whether I wanted to or not.

[9:04] Tyler Yaseotoko: dont you know where thats been

[9:04] Rei Kuhr: So now you want both?

[9:04] Keystone Gray: I WANT A NANOSWORD.

[9:04] Keystone Gray: D:

[9:04] Rei Kuhr: ...

[9:04] Rei Kuhr: I'm soooo telling Ethan.

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[12:01] Keystone Gray (COM): [12:01] Keystone Gray: Let that be a warning to you. Do not sithack in our sim, it is against the sim rules. Thank you.

[12:01] Lil Carducci: Oo

[12:01] Lil Carducci: lol

[12:01] Lil Carducci: was a net trich though

[12:01] Lil Carducci: neat trick

[12:01] Keystone Gray (COM): *Facepalm* after Aryte's chair owns him.

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[14:09] Ordo Defero Unit v1.0: (Aaron Kojishi) I dont like being here

[14:09] Ordo Defero Unit v1.0: (CheerGirl Allen) where are they?

[14:09] Capn Robonaught (COM): yes, we have a gunau

[14:09] Ordo Defero Unit v1.0: (Aaron Kojishi) it brings back some...unfavorable memories...

[14:09] Ordo Defero Unit v1.0: (CheerGirl Allen) I actually want to Try SL combat

[14:09] Jinxy Fluffball (COM): *grumbles* and me!

[14:09] Ordo Defero Unit v1.0: (CheerGirl Allen) where they hell are they?

[14:09] Ordo Defero Unit v1.0: (Aaron Kojishi) up on thier wall

[14:09] Ordo Defero Unit v1.0: (Aaron Kojishi) watching

[14:09] Ordo Defero Unit v1.0: (Aaron Kojishi) waiting

[14:09] Ordo Defero Unit v1.0: (CheerGirl Allen) you serious?

[14:09] Kronus Gaffer (COM): Dun dun

[14:09] Capn Robonaught (COM): XD!!!

[14:09] Ordo Defero Unit v1.0: (Aaron Kojishi) yes

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[4:55] Rotating light: Hostile detected -> rebel Andrew

[4:56] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (rebel Andrew) Im back...

[4:56] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (rebel Andrew) And im armed with my BLT Sub =D

[4:56] squakbox: (rebel Andrew) And im armed with my BLT Sub =D

[4:57] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (Karlhockey Forte) Those are strictly prohibited, please hand that over to me and I will take care of its removal

[4:58] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (rebel Andrew) /me quickly gobbles it up...

[4:58] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (Karlhockey Forte) ....killjoy

[4:58] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (rebel Andrew) lemme finnish my last 6inches then im coming for you

[4:58] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (rebel Andrew) fine...

[4:58] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (Jester Spearmann) ......

[4:58] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (Karlhockey Forte) ....

[4:58] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (rebel Andrew) /me hands you 3 inches of my sandwhich...

[4:59] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (Wasaac Hax) You can't just feed one of us! What about the rest?

[4:59] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (rebel Andrew) you all want some sub!?

[4:59] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (rebel Andrew) Wait about 3 hours...

[4:59] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach): (rebel Andrew) It wont be as nice but eh

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[19:23] Agares Tretiak: Was totally napping...when in the middle of a rare and peaceful dream, Tiri's voice starts screeching and stuff.

[19:23] Aryte Vesperia: That is the punishment for not doing your report.

[19:23] Agares Tretiak: :/

[19:24] Agares Tretiak: By the way sir.

[19:25] Agares Tretiak: There is something Iw anted to talk to you about. It's a bit sensitive, but I feel I can trust you with it.

[19:25] Aryte Vesperia: Aye?

[19:25] Agares Tretiak: Well..

[19:25] Agares Tretiak: I just wanted you to know...

[19:26] Agares Tretiak: ...that I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GIECO.

[19:26] Aryte Vesperia: Good.

[19:26] Aryte Vesperia: Finish your report, dick.

[19:26] Agares Tretiak: Yessir

[19:28] Aryte Vesperia: Did you really switch to Geico?

[19:28] Agares Tretiak: Hell no, State Farm is the shit.

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[14:54] Aryte Vesperia: Jerk.

[14:54] Aryte Vesperia: Gay.

[14:55] ribena Homewood: You like to jerk gays?

[14:55] ribena Homewood: OH NICE

[14:55] Aryte Vesperia: Omfg

(Aryte: Edit it again and I'll hack this website and ruin all of your quotes. D:< ;-;)

Hot.

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[16:33] Williamca Zenovka: WOOF

[16:34] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: ARF >:C

[16:34] Williamca Zenovka cries

[16:34] Zrazor Rozenstrauch owns >:3

[16:35] Williamca Zenovka: WHAT IF I SAID I REAPPLIED TO ORDO?

[16:35] Williamca Zenovka: Could I have my kidneys back?

[16:35] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: You may have one.

[16:35] Williamca Zenovka: Yay!

[16:35] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: But I already made a pie with the other

[16:35] Williamca Zenovka: :<

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