Ethan Schuman Posted June 30, 2010 Author Share Posted June 30, 2010 The Great Wall of China was built as a precautionary measure when someone fucked up Agares' order of chicken fried rice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Ethan Schuman is a fursuiter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dempster Duncker Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I own a bakery.Totally true.I ALSO POST IN TOPICS WITHOUT READING THE OP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeMurdock McMillan Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Scientific created the glowing waffles of death in Super Mario 3 when he injected radiation into his clones.In order to keep Tandem's combat skill at peak performance he shoots a random person on garbage day and got a license to get away with it from the cops o: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 MikeMurdock's dreams were the source of all Mecha-based awesomeness for the past 20 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Agares Tretiak compiled a cookbook of infant-based recipes and published it under RuinCo Publications LLC. It became a New York Times bestseller and led to the opening of a number of upscale infant-serving restaurants in 18 major cities across the globe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Schuman Posted June 30, 2010 Author Share Posted June 30, 2010 The show "America's Got Talent" was created because of an epiphany Simon Cowell had while being bent over the hood of a Prius by Zrazor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Ethan Schuman made an appearance on America's Got Talent, where he received a top score and a standing ovation after managing to successfully juggle himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kellervo Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Andrew WK learned to party from Zrazor Rozenstrauch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Schuman Posted July 3, 2010 Author Share Posted July 3, 2010 Keller makes sushi out of humans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aryte Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Ethan Schuman makes Navis sound interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streleks Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Aryte edited this post because he's omnipotent and I'm a jerk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Aryte Vesperia taught Hugo Boss how to dress.Xayvien Rau is a jerk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streleks Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Zrazor only got his post because Aryte deleted mine about his wedding dress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygna Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Xayvien Rau can get Blackjack with just one card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinity Heckroth Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Intus once got mad and slapped someone. The resulting concussive force cause the Big Bang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nakita Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Trinity has trained for 17 years in the art of the vuvuzela, and can play the 1812 overture with it, solo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Karlhockey Forte discovered a secret Shaolin technique that allows him to punch stupid Tivo customers over the phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legna Beorn Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Zrazor doesnt get drunk. Alchohol gets Zrazor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exterminatus Footman Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Who let the dogs out? Azoth let the dogs out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nakita Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Exterminatus has pioneered a brand new written language while drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Karlhockey Forte, in an effort to distance himself from his earlier work, best demonstrated stylistically in his hit single "Purple Ball," now insists upon being addressed as "The Praetorian Formerly Known as Karlhockey Forte." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiridates Mikadze Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Intus loves telling people about how he got these scars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygna Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 post about the person who posted before you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Intus Infinity starts super novae because they think "...normal fireworks are boring.". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
