Quotes of Win

[Lestat Umarov]

[20:54] Gunau Sodwind (COM): my child is attacking

[20:55] Billyjoe Benoir (COM): Just how many kids do you have?

[20:55] Sol Cult (COM): ... actually, I really want an answer to that. XD

[20:55] Sol Cult (COM): What kind of woman would spread her legs for Gunau...

[20:55] Gunau Sodwind (COM): well sol, it's called rape

[Euro Zapatero]

Karlhockey (on Vent): I scared off the rainbow with straight porn!

[Nakita]

[23:34] [DDC]Leonthoric: pos defence skill thingy

[23:34] IHaveTenFingers: got it

[23:34] [DDC]Leonthoric: to 5 ?

[23:34] IHaveTenFingers: errrr no

[23:34] [DDC]Leonthoric: do it.

[23:34] FireFox: fail

[23:34] IHaveTenFingers: i have like 20 POS gunnrs in corp :P

[23:34] [DDC]Leonthoric: do it.

[23:34] FireFox: do it

[23:34] Karlhockey_Forte: do it

[23:34] IHaveTenFingers: NEIN

[23:34] SteelRat: do it

[23:34] FireFox: >:|

[23:35] Murphy: do it

[23:35] Murphy: do it

[23:35] IHaveTenFingers: 9

[23:35] IHaveTenFingers: 9

[23:35] IHaveTenFingers: 9

[23:35] [DDC]Leonthoric: do it.

[23:35] IHaveTenFingers: 9

[23:35] SteelRat: do it

[23:35] Murphy: do it

[23:35] SteelRat: do it

[23:35] FireFox: do it

[23:35] SteelRat: do it

[23:35] SteelRat: do it

[23:35] SteelRat: do it

[23:35] SteelRat: do it

[23:35] Murphy: do it

[23:35] Murphy: do it

[23:35] IHaveTenFingers: NEIN

[23:35] Murphy: do it

[23:35] [DDC]Leonthoric: hahaha

[23:35] IHaveTenFingers: NEIN

[23:35] IHaveTenFingers: NEIN

[23:35] IHaveTenFingers: NEIN

[23:35] Murphy: do it

[23:35] IHaveTenFingers: Nyet!

[Cygna]

[2009/03/25 20:01] kenster2 Bade: Hello. Can you teach me how to make a website like the ordo site

[2009/03/25 20:03] Intus Infinity: Hello Mr. Bade. What will the website be used for?

[2009/03/25 20:19] kenster2 Bade: Not sure yet. Still planning

[2009/03/25 20:23] kenster2 Bade: Does that answer your question?

...

[2009/03/25 20:37] Intus Infinity: It's a lot of hard work to code a signup page in PHP, SQL and HTML

[2009/03/25 20:42] Intus Infinity: Especially if you've never coded before.

[2009/03/26 8:04] kenster2 Bade: can i have all the code?

[Agares Tretiak]

. . .

[Cyphre Iredell]

Odd, since he first sent in a bogus application with nothing much on it. I sent a denial notice and he IMed me shortly after receiving it, asking who is in charge of the 'website' after which I queried which, since he applied on an SQL database thing, and the forums were a standard affair.

[Hunter Abrams]

[21:58] Sol Cult (COM): God... something happen...

[21:58] Ordo Utility HUD v1.3a: New contact: Gunau Sodwind

[21:58] Ordo Utility HUD v1.3a:

Name: Gunau Sodwind

Organisation: Ordo

Threat level: 0

Division: Terra

Listed rank: O-2 - Centurion

[21:59] Sol Cult (COM): And of course, he gives me Gunau.

[21:59] Anlysia Gregoire (COM): RAPE VAN

[22:00] Gunau Sodwind (COM): :D

[Aryte]

[22:50] Anlysia Gregoire: Waffuh I totally want to commission a picture of you. Because it'd be so bizarre and so great at the same time.

[22:51] Scientific Waffle: picture of me?

[22:51] Anlysia Gregoire: Yes. Like. Artwork. You know, like us furfags are obsessed with.

[22:51] Scientific Waffle: xD

[22:53] Scientific Waffle: I could draw myself, I'm not too bad at hand drawn art myself, I just prefer a pop art aesthetic in most of my work.

[22:54] Anlysia Gregoire: Yes but then we could have like, a naked furry clinging to your leg while you're naked but for a loincloth like a Boris Vallejo painting. Hoisting a SCAR-L at the heavens.

[22:54] Scientific Waffle: I don't use the SCAR-L, the G3 would be a more accurate depiction of me :P And also, I would end you.

[22:55] Anlysia Gregoire: The G3, then. But the rest of it stays the same. ;o It would be a white fox girl.

[Dark Svenska]

[20:18] Iven Chesnokov: Dark.

[20:18] Kanaki Hornet: Is a cool guy

[20:18] You: :D

Proven.

[11:26] Tyenshinsi Takaaki: I'm quite amused to find there's a folder in my inventory called 'Mercz intelligence'. it's empty.

[Zero Itamae]

I laughed at the 2nd quote >_>;

[Syl Kiranov]

[22:53] Scientific Waffle: I could draw myself, I'm not too bad at hand drawn art myself, I just prefer a pop art aesthetic in most of my work.

I'm sleepy. At first I thought this said "pop tart" and I was like WHAT. A waffle prefers pop tarts? This is confusing and possibly criminal.

[Zero Itamae]

[22:33] Capn Robonaught: Thank you, sir.

[22:34] Capn Robonaught: Sir, one moment.

[22:34] Capn Robonaught: Squirrels in the walls.

[22:35] Capn Robonaught: Ok, taking the exam now.

[RazorFox]

[2009/03/25 20:01] kenster2 Bade: Hello. Can you teach me how to make a website like the ordo site

[2009/03/25 20:03] Intus Infinity: Hello Mr. Bade. What will the website be used for?

[2009/03/25 20:19] kenster2 Bade: Not sure yet. Still planning

[2009/03/25 20:23] kenster2 Bade: Does that answer your question?

...

[2009/03/25 20:37] Intus Infinity: It's a lot of hard work to code a signup page in PHP, SQL and HTML

[2009/03/25 20:42] Intus Infinity: Especially if you've never coded before.

[2009/03/26 8:04] kenster2 Bade: can i have all the code?

This is the same weird little half-autistic motherfucker that's always randomly either asking me for money or offering me TPs to furry clubs and shit.

[Kitsy Bunnyhug]

[20:49] Kitsy Bunnyhug: i guess brazillians think a disproportional ass is hot or something

[20:50] Capn Robonaught (COM): mad props, lestat

[20:50] Aryte Vesperia: LOL!

[RazorFox]

[15:13] Aryte Vesperia (COM): You may engage him with your musical instruments . .

And thus, the target was engaged.

[Lupus Mielziner]

beware of ninja Ruin

[2:59] Lupus Mielziner: ouch >_< why are you sticking vendor prims into ma head XD ?

[2:59] Capn Robonaught: It was Ruin.

[2:59] Lupus Mielziner: ruin isnt around XD

[3:00] Capn Robonaught: He's a ninja

[Sekonda Huet]

[7:42] Keystone Gray (COM): Move defense towards the middle.

[7:42] Keystone Gray (COM): They're pinning both ends.

[7:42] Keystone Gray (COM): (Oh murr.)

[7:42] Sekonda Huet (COM): Quoted...

[7:42] Jester Spearmann (COM): lol

[Billyjoe Benoir]

From a comment made in a recent NJWJ article about Sparta.

"Persian: A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun!

Bruno: Then we will ban you."

[Jester Spearmann]

[8:53] Anlysia Gregoire (COM): THis one has a "taste" for submissives.

[8:53] Jester Spearmann (COM): contacting

[8:53] Anlysia Gregoire (COM): Quoted.

[8:54] Jester Spearmann (COM): fuck you

[8:54] Anlysia Gregoire (COM): <3

I soo need to watch comms before I speak

[Aryte]

[23:59] *** parent estate: 0

[23:59] Streak Bender: So I saw a wolf gnawing the corpse of a dear today...And it made me think of you.

[23:59] Streak Bender: <3

[Aryte]

Ordo officer meeting:

[12:08] Keystone Gray: Essentially, we know where we wanted Navis to be going. We just didn't have the means or the manpower to make it so.

[12:08] Aryte Vesperia: Sosarin of the Northern Tribes?

[12:09] Keystone Gray: I will pillage your village.

[12:09] Sosarin Demar: Ughathua-unga-tung TINGA GAH TUMBA.

[12:09] Sosarin Demar: >:|

[12:09] Niiya Narayan bashes her sheild and spear

[Cygna]

[21:27] Scientific Waffle: Oh, I didn't tell you about my really akward moment today.

[21:27] Scientific Waffle: So I was going on and on about my radio with this guy who was a Fallout 3 fan

[21:27] Scientific Waffle: and so I finally get him to the store to do a product demo for him...

[21:27] Scientific Waffle: And he says...

[21:27] Scientific Waffle: "I'm deaf."

[21:29] Intus Infinity: ...

[21:29] Intus Infinity facepalms.

[21:29] Intus Infinity: That's really, wow...

[21:29] Scientific Waffle: I know, I was just silent for a solid 3 minutes.

[21:29] Intus Infinity: There's like nothing to say to that but like, "I'm sorry.."

[21:29] Scientific Waffle: Well you can't even say that

[21:30] Scientific Waffle: "I'm sorry I just told you all the wonderful things about my products you will never experience!"

Lmfao.

[Niiya Narayan]

[0:15] Tiridates Mikadze: Tsume

[0:15] Tiridates Mikadze: give us a kiss

[Sekonda Huet]

[2:01] Jester Spearmann: you said something to me last night and I took fuck all notice of you (as usual) becuase i was about ready to hit my keyboard with my head

[RazorFox]

[9:56] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: cane dose ur army have a sim

[9:56] Caine Constantine: yah

[9:57] Caine Constantine: it called mercz

[9:57] Caine Constantine: bc we pwns them

[9:57] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: wot is name of sim

[9:57] Caine Constantine: ionno I just tp there

[9:57] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: do u have a lm

[9:57] Caine Constantine: it called mercz

[9:57] Caine Constantine: no

[9:57] Caine Constantine: stfu firman

[9:57] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: i call all the odros n we raid u

[9:57] Caine Constantine: odros is bunch of gays

[9:57] Caine Constantine: u r not acept my ap

[9:58] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: UR APP WAS GAY I SAW IT

[9:58] Caine Constantine: lol like ur mama

[9:58] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Ooooooo

[9:58] Caine Constantine: i rock

[9:58] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: its on

[9:58] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: i declar a exerminatus on u

[9:58] Caine Constantine: on like me in ur mam

[9:58] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: AND UR FAMILY

[9:58] Caine Constantine: w/e

[9:58] Caine Constantine: i have no family

[9:58] Caine Constantine: im a mercinarie

[9:59] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: i will buy u a family

[9:59] Caine Constantine: i work for L

[9:59] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: n kill them

[9:59] Pawz Pawpad is Offline

[9:59] Caine Constantine: lol

[9:59] Caine Constantine: can i just have sum L

[9:59] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: no i am broke cos of economy

[9:59] Caine Constantine: i can asaasinat e u

[9:59] Caine Constantine: STFU

[9:59] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: can u give me some l to buy u a famil???????

[9:59] Caine Constantine: no u give mne some L!!!

[9:59] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: PLS I NEED 2 KILL UR FAMILY

[9:59] Caine Constantine: i hate u

[10:00] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: ur a nigga

[10:00] Caine Constantine: RACIST

[10:00] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: ur moms racist

[10:00] Caine Constantine: no

[10:00] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: she ban me from her sim fo blacking

[10:00] Caine Constantine: she lovs blackmen

[10:00] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: she love black DICK

[10:00] Caine Constantine: racist.

[10:00] Caine Constantine: ok

[10:00] Caine Constantine: we crossed into territory I am not playing in no mo

[10:00] Sekonda Huet is Online

[10:01] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: This is the most ridiculous conversation I think I've had in at least three months

[10:01] Caine Constantine: haha